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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Football Funhouse > NFL Week 10 SNF GDT: Yet Another Cowboys Primetime
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Cowboys 1 2.00%
Vikings 12 24.00%
SCORING! 10 20.00%
Clownball 27 54.00%
Total: 35 votes
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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Classic Cousins

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# ? Jun 10, 2024 12:47
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Shinjobi posted:

https://twitter.com/BackAftaThis/status/1193722386648055808?s=20

spooky house

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:03
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Android Apocalypse posted:

>Vikings get a free play.
>Cousins throws a short pass to the flat.
>Penalty goes further than pass.

Tell MN to stop taking play calls from Garrett.

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:05
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Vikings right tackle, right guard



who's next

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:05
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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Grounding?

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Takes No Damage posted:

Grounding?

Nah it hit right at the feet of his receiver

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Kissing with the immediate dump at the first sniff of danger

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Lol holding

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
amazing

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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

Takes No Damage posted:

Grounding?

No, funnier

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:08
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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 Look

I have a brain disease against this drat qb
Sue me

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:09
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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 What was the rap on Dalvin Cook in the draft? It was something dumb like bench reps or something wasn't it?

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:09
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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE
Illegal Hen
That was a nice quick strike by Cousins.

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:09
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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
The Vikings offense is based on the 'barely enough' strategy

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sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

 I wonder how much brain plaque is caused by friendly fire

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



 Rod Marinelli looks like one of the Prophets from Halo

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:11
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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Grittybeard posted:

What was the rap on Dalvin Cook in the draft? It was something dumb like bench reps or something wasn't it?

It was historically bad among running backs. He was a player where you just had to trust the tape on

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Keeping it one possession at least.

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:12
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Yudo
May 15, 2003

Grittybeard posted:

What was the rap on Dalvin Cook in the draft? It was something dumb like bench reps or something wasn't it?

He was a high second round pick and was graded as a 1st-2nder. That's good considering how the rb position is valued in today's football.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

It was historically bad among running backs. He was a player where you just had to trust the tape on

Yeah I remember whatever it was was super bad.

I don't even know, does he have trouble stiff arming guys? Seems like he runs away from them pretty good.

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Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

sweet thursday posted:

I wonder how much brain plaque is caused by friendly fire

Ask Pat Tillman :911:

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
 Give me a goddamn Reven story Disney :argh:

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:14
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Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Its Rinaldo posted:

Give me a goddamn Reven story Disney :argh:

Retconned into limbo. They'll never do it

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Vengarr posted:

Ask Pat Tillman :911:

:drat:

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Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Dead mom house redaction.

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razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


 where is my movie about the guy carrying the ice cream maker on cloud city disney

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:16
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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

 wait what is this very serious apology about?

edit: oh poo poo lol

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:16
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Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets

Intruder posted:

The whole idea that it's easier to set up an elaborate time travel murder network than to get rid of a body is also really something!

Why not just set up a body disposal system?

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Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Retconned into limbo. They'll never do it

That just means they can take the good parts :argh:

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:17
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 That poor fool witten, reset the clock in his Hall of Fame induction by coming out of retirement.

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:17
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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

 Hitting an old man, 15 yards

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
 Haha, 94 got called for going helmet to helmet on his own guy.

There was a penalty in there somewhere of course.

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:18
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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 What? gently caress you that's oob

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:18
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What the hell was Collinsworth apologizing for?

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:18
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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Quiet Feet posted:

That poor fool witten, reset the clock in his Hall of Fame induction by coming out of retirement.

the old river boat putts on

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
That would be hard to overturn

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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

What the hell was Collinsworth apologizing for?

He brought Prescott's mom back from the dead and had to kill her again to put things right, like pet sematary

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Yudo
May 15, 2003

 Holy poo poo these graphics.

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GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

 this top gun thing is making me feel unwell

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Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





 So based on what I've learned tonight, it's fair to say that Dak Prescott's mother would not care if he were dead.

* # ? Nov 11, 2019 04:19
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