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drat, the Transformer dunking on Batista out of nowhere.
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quote:How big is Batista's dick? Well, I can tell you. It's a lot bigger than you probably think. But, trust me, you can't even see it. It's covered with scales."
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 11:29 |
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A+++ ending would read again
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 14:51 |
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reignofevil posted:He crawled through iced-over parking lots. The madman.
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 15:03 |
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quote:"WE WILL WRESTLE YOUR CHILDREN WE ARE THE NEW DAY"
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# ? Nov 11, 2019 22:21 |
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Seth Rollins comes out to a very mixed reaction. The boos take over and Rollins looks like he just lost his family's restaurant. The show continues to play to the crowd, as Rollins goes up to Cena after the match. The crowd is very down on Cena and he has a very angry look on his face. Cena goes on to say that Rollins will lose his title if he gets beat. The show continues to play to the crowd. Cena brings out his brother Seth who is in the crowd and Cena says he got an idea. Seth Rollins says that his name is on the cover of the WWE Magazine and he'll get his title back at Money in the Bank next week. The show continues to play to the crowd, and Seth Rollins comes out to an extremely mixed reaction. The crowd is very down on Cena and he has a very angry look on his face
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# ? Nov 13, 2019 00:49 |
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quote:Luchasaurus returned and he celebrated on the ramp by stepping on the entirety of a man's face and body. None could stand before him. He then pulled out his long tail and tore it in two. The entire scene was shown in a video of the event which you can watch here (you'll need a VPN and a bit of patience to get through the long clip). quote:MJF raised his eyebrow then said he was better than cody rhodes. He wasn't sure he had done it right so he raised the eyebrow again then got self conscious then he stopped. That is all I can think about. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Nov 14, 2019 |
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quote:Vince probably doesn't remember ordering Roman to fake having leukemia, and thinks it really happened, and now views Roman as weak and sickly ㅋㅋㅋ
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 22:15 |
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What the hell happened here?
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 22:16 |
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I legitimately have no idea the science behind walk with transformer is ongoingquote:Like, we know how Vince thinks sneezing is a sign of weakness. I don't even wanna know how he thinks about cancer. What kind of person gets cancer and then sneezes their eyes out because they have cancer? I know he has cancer, and I'm not going to tell him he can't be proud of that. I'm going to tell him he has cancer, and you don't need to pretend like you don't have cancer. You can't hide cancer under a layer of makeup. You have to be real with me. And then he does this to everyone, he puts everyone through this. And, when they ask, he won't answer the question. He's a fraud. He lies. And, I mean, he's not even a lie for you people. He's a fraud. I know he's sick
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 22:17 |
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More Vince stuffquote:Vince McMahon didn't know burritos existed even though he had in fact been eating them for months. He called them ketchup steak wraps. I'm not sure Vince was being honest. I'm also not sure Vince's use of the term "Ketchup Steak Wrap" was an honest mistake. I have heard it described as "a wrap that looks like a hamburger." It is the type of food that you eat on the road in hotels and is served at many sports bars. However, there is one other way to describe it. It's a ketchup and ranch-style beef wrap, or, in Vince's own words, "a beef patty, wrapped around some delicious lettuce and with a nice little drizzle of ketchup." This is the "Ketchup Steak Wrap." As an aside, let me just say that I've eaten a Ketchup Steak Wrap. It tasted like a bad hamburger. I quote:According to Jim Ross, McMahon was considering hiring Gail Kim back in the early 2000s but he was unsure whether wrestling fans would like the Asian star. Here's how the conversation went:
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extradite THIS! posted:What the hell happened here? It’s Korean. ㅋㅋㅋ is literally “kekeke”. reignofevil posted:I legitimately have no idea the science behind walk with transformer is ongoing Trump rant simulator
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 23:32 |
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Pollyanna posted:It’s Korean. ㅋㅋㅋ is literally “kekeke”. Oh! So it's kinda like a chat log, then?
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 23:33 |
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extradite THIS! posted:Oh! So it's kinda like a chat log, then? ye quote:Bam Bam Bigelow fled to the loading bay. “ONE!”, yelled the ref. “TWO!” Bam Bam Bigelow took off. A second and a third shot rang out, each a fraction faster than the last, and Bigelow's body spun and rolled and he fell to the deck. The ball sailed over his head and bounced off the wall and went out of bounds. He was gone. He wasn't coming back. He would never come back.
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# ? Nov 15, 2019 23:36 |
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quote:Darby Allin was asked what his secret strategy for his hardcore match with Jon Moxley. He said he had brought a sack full of cash with him and when they fought they were like, "Here, this is for you."
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# ? Nov 16, 2019 01:26 |
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Rovert sighed as he drew the curtains in his bedroom. "If only those wokes knew the truth about my friend ACH. I swear, if that wokes ever get the chance to see me in action, they'll know just how big a threat ACH was!" "Yeah… that's a bit harsh, I know," Fluttershy replied with a slight smirk. She pulled a small vial from her satchel, opening it and taking a swig of its contents. "But at the same time, it's not something you can just shrug off. The truth is, ACH wasn't a monster; he was a hero. So even though he did some pretty awful things, he really did the best he could." "Hm… So you think he deserves the same sort of punishment?" Twilight asked, pausing outside of Fluttershy's room. "You seem pretty sympathetic
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# ? Nov 16, 2019 05:38 |
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God, am I glad that ended.
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# ? Nov 16, 2019 17:21 |
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quote:141. Sew something.
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# ? Nov 16, 2019 22:39 |
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quote:Jim Ross threw the first banana because he didn't know what else to do suddenly everyone on the AEW roster was peeling and throwing bananas at eachother. "You sure seem a little gung ho" scoffed Chris Jericho as Ross gave him a thumbs up. The first round was quickly won by John Morrison as he tossed a banana at Jericho in the corner, making the referee miss the banana and allowing Morrison to pin the big man.
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 00:32 |
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quote:This was the best wrestlemania ever. Ever. Because it was on the rim of an erupting volcano. Best. Ever. It was everything. quote:Stone Cold couldn't control the giant beer. It was far too foamy and thick. The heat melted the ice, and the liquid flowed like blood over the walls. The floor was soaked, and I could feel my clothes steaming. But we managed to finish off that last pint and head back to the pub.
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 01:00 |
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A remake of "The Shining" is hitting theaters in 2021, and it appears that WWE Superstar John Cena has been cast as Jack Torrance. The film has been under development for a few years now, with many of the original writers and producers having left the project. In fact, former WWE star Kevin Nash is currently writing the script. WWE Network's Jim Ross announced the news on his "The Ross Report" podcast (subscription required), revealing that Cena would play Torrance: "I'm not sure if that's how you do it, but it's good, the news." You can check out the WWE Network interview by clicking here. Over the years, a news reporter learns things that for one reason or another, he simply cannot report. It doesn't seem to matter now, so the following wrestlers are gay: * The Ultimate Warrior (1972) * Bret Hart (1977) * Ricky Steamboat (1978) * The Undertaker (1980) * Paul Bearer (1991) * Andre the Giant (1996) * The Rock (2000) * Stone Cold Steve Austin (1997) * Edge (2007) * Hulk Hogan (2001) * The Rock again (2011) * R-Truth (2013) * Shawn Michaels (2015) * The Undertaker (2015) * The Miz (2016) Hopkins FBI fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Nov 17, 2019 |
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Hearing the crowd react, Dwayne Johnson knew this was his moment. He lifted up the mic and began with "The Rock says: I'm sorry I'm not an astronaut," and the crowd roared along. This was the kind of moment that made audiences realize how much they were missing in film-making: an actor coming right out and saying they don't have a career in space. "I'm not a wrestler," Johnson told a reporter, and there was a long silence. "But I am a man who believes in science." When Johnson asked fans if he was welcome to play a Martian, the crowd erupted. "I have to take the stage," he said to them. "I'm just going to give it a go." He told reporters that NASA had asked him to try and convince the movie's director, Jon Favreau, to let him do it.
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21 Hoot Salute posted:Hearing the crowd react, Dwayne Johnson knew this was his moment. He lifted up the mic and began with "The Rock says: I'm sorry I'm not an astronaut," and the crowd roared along. This was the kind of moment that made audiences realize how much they were missing in film-making: an actor coming right out and saying they don't have a career in space. And like all promos somehow the rock is making it work
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 18:54 |
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"Here it is, your first piece of merch!" Triple H smiled as he handed ACH his new shirt. But ACH was shocked and appalled by what he saw: Triple H was wearing his usual black leather jacket, but there was a white t-shirt covering his right breast. "Ack! This is the t-shirt! What did you do to yourself, you piece of poo poo!" ACH shouted at Triple H as he left the store. "Oh, you stupid idiot, didn't you hear?" Triple H said sarcastically as he took off his shirt. "Oh, I'm sorry. I was just getting it for my brother." Triple H said as he took off his shirt. "Oh, that is too bad. I can't stand your loving t-shirt, it's so stupid." Triple H said as he put his shirt back on. "What is this, the 1980s?" ACH said as he pointed at the shirt.
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 19:06 |
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Note 1-800-GIVEWOLF might not be an actual charity and if you are feeling charitable please give your money to a reputable charity instead.
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 19:10 |
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Is The Undertaker a Nazi? The Undertaker has appeared in a number of Nazi propaganda films, but was one of the few wrestlers to appear in an actual Nazi propaganda film before the war. The Undertaker was seen in this Nazi-produced film in a scene that depicted him as a Nazi dictator. The Undertaker was a Nazi leader who held a parade in an open field and gave an angry speech where he threatened to kill all the Jews. He then went on to kill his wife and son, and then his wife's lover and her father, before he ended his speech by telling the crowd to kill him, too, so they could go to Heaven. The Undertaker, the world's most successful professional wrestling superstar, and arguably the best-paid wrestler in history, has had more bad press than the Nazis ever could. He has been accused of being a racist, misogynist, drug addict, and even a pedophile. However, the most disturbing of all rumors
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 19:19 |
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After winning the King of the Ring tournament, Stone Cold Steve Austin cut a fiery promo which contained the famous "Austin 3:16 says the c*** doesn't work" line. The "Austin 3:16 says the c*** doesn't work" line became the rallying cry for Stone Cold Steve Austin fans around the world and, in turn, Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Austin has since parodied the line in numerous interviews and, in 2006, Austin was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame with the line in his speech, saying he wanted his "c***" to work. 8. John Cena is also known for his infamous catchphrase. If there is one word that defines John Cena, it's the catchphrase "c***." It's a well-known quote from John Cena in which he says that "c***" is a word he uses in his promos. Triple H took the mic and finished the D-Generation X promo by saying "And if you're not down with that, we got two words for ya: F*** off, and f*** off, and f*** off" and "You wanna get in the ring, you wanna get in the ring, we got two words for you: F**k off, and f**k off". The crowd gave Triple H a standing ovation before going back to their seats, with a number of them turning to Triple H and giving him an incredible bear hug as he stood with his microphone in his hand, a huge smile on his face, and the crowd in full force. Triple H then continued on to say "You got me with your promos today," then the crowd cheered as he said "You got me with your promos today," Triple H said that he's the best in the world and he's been doing this since 1996, and Codependent Poster fucked around with this message at 19:29 on Nov 17, 2019 |
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Hold 1: Armdrag Hold 2: Armbar Hold 3: The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza with the Moss Covered Tattoo, and The Moss Covered Fingerless Gloves Hold 4: The Black Dragon of Blackmoor - Red Dragon Hold 5: The Dragon of the North - The North Dragon Hold 6: The Dragon of the South - The South Dragon Hold 7: The Dragon of the East - The East Dragon Hold 8: The Dragon of the West - The West Dragon Hold 9: The Dragon of the South with the Moss Covered Fingerless Gloves Hold 10: The Dragon of the North with the Moss Covered Fingerless Gloves Hold 11: The Dragon of the East with the Moss Covered Fingerless Gloves Hold 12: The Dragon of the West with the Moss Covered Fingerless Gloves Hold Hold 1: Armdrag Hold 2: Armbar Hold 3: The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza Hold 4: The Slapping Man Hold 5: The Shoved Fist Hold 6: The Rope Hold 7: The Big Head Hold 8: The Piledriver Hold 9: The Shocking Throws Hold 10: The Chomping Claw Hold 11: The Stomping Leg Hold 12: The Wailing Head Hold 13: The Headbangers Hold 14: The Slice & Dice Hold 15: The Sucking Head Hold 16: The Chomping Hand Hold 17: The Stomping Foot Hold 18: The Chomping Head Hold 19: The Sliding Tail Hold 20: The Slapping Head Hold 21: The Slipping Tail Hold 22: The Slippery Head Hold 23: The Coughing
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reignofevil posted:MATURE SOL-UTIONS *CLAPCLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 20:51 |
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quote:It's a terrible day on Raw because we're having a very special episode. WWE Superstar AJ Styles has Dementia. He can no longer wrestle. Because of his Dementia. He sometimes forgets that he believes the earth is flat. Because of his Dementia. He sometimes forgets that he has friends. He sometimes forgets that his mother is the most beautiful woman in the world. Because of his Dementia. All of those things he remembers are now gone. WWE Superstar AJ Styles, you have been in the history books for your entire WWE career. You have had the best matches in the history of the company. The matches that have been the most well-known. And you have the most well-known name in the WWE history as well. And we're sad to tell you that AJ Styles is no longer in the company. Because of his Dementia. Because of his Dementia. quote:Kane could run for mayor he could do anything. He promised Kentucky he'd take them to the moon and he did so with the NASA Appalling program. He promised them he'd take them to greatness. He promised he'd drag them to hell and then he'd send them to Mars and then they'd be dead. Kane did so and then he killed himself. That's the way of the world. He was a hero. He was a man of good faith. His heart was in the right place, his eyes were in the right place and his mouth was in the right place. But that's not always how the world works. reignofevil fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Nov 17, 2019 |
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quote:Yowie wowie! Bray Wyatt decided to have a little fun with the Universal Championship, and the result is iced tea. quote:Yowie wowie! Bray Wyatt decided to have a little fun with the Universal Championship, and the result is something you don't want to miss. And in a surprising move, the big dog won't even be involved. Instead, the match will be between the two "superstar" wrestlers, and it could have the WWE Universe crying, "No way, no how!" quote:Yowie wowie! Bray Wyatt decided to have a little fun with the Universal Championship, and the result is that a mysterious masked man wearing a purple top hat and an unbuttoned shirt and red bow tie and blue jeans and a purple vest is out on the ramp.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 00:50 |
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Baron Corbin called out Roman Reigns. Instead, somebody in a dog costume came out and yelled "F**K THE CLONE BAGEL" and then walked off with the bagel. A lot of fans on Twitter were mad at Baron, and a lot of Twitter was just angry about Baron Corbin's actions. I can't blame Corbin. That was pretty rude. The bagel was a gift. A gift from the fans. The fans didn't give it to Corbin. That bagel had an expiration date. You can't eat it in front of people. It's not a real food. Corbin should have known better than to take the bagel from someone who was giving it to him. The fan gave the bagel to Corbin because he loves it, and Corbin just grabbed it, ran off and threw it away
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 01:01 |
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Is it just me, or has Talk-to-Transformer hit this weird uncanny valley position where the text makes internal sense, yet is nowhere near batshit enough to be interesting? It always sounds either like a dementia-ridden grandpa or the most banal Time article ever written. I remember howling with laughter at it months ago, and now it’s just boring as poo poo.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 01:51 |
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Daniel Bryan started arguing with the puppets from the Firefly Funhouse. He kept saying "No!" while they kept saying "Yes!" But when he said "No!" to the one saying "Yes!" Bryan got so worked up that he pulled out a sword and started swinging at it. The puppet had a sword made by the same man who created the weapon the Joker uses to hold up a man with his head in the middle of a crowd of people. (This was the second time he had done a similar sword stunt, but was only able to do it when he had his hands tied.) It was the first time the sword had come into contact with a puppet, which made the puppet very nervous. Bryan's swordsmanship had never been that good, but then again, he had never fought a real person. But he was no match for the sword. So Bryan decided he would never fight again. Instead of fighting, Daniel Bryan started arguing with the puppets from the Firefly Funhouse. He kept saying "No!" while they kept saying "Yes!" until the other puppets left. When he said "No," they went to the door, but then Bryan ran back to the room where the puppets were, shouting "No! No! No! No!" This angered the puppets and they left. When Bryan said "No" one last time, they entered the room and Bryan threw the "Firefly" logo at them, then it burst into flames. Bryan was seen on the set of his new show, Talking Smack with Jim Ross on the set of SmackDown Live, and asked the cameraman to put his finger in his eye (which he later removed). In the backstage segment of The Great American Bash, Bryan was told by the rest of the SmackDown roster to act natural during a match with the Authority
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Pollyanna posted:Bam Bam Bigelow wasn't coming back. Holy poo poo.
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Talk-to-Transformer has a lot of trouble with that one Ultimate Warrior promo.quote:Take a good look, Razor Ramon and Nature Boy Ric Flair! For what you see across the back of this Macho Man, and across the face of this one, The Ultimate Warrior, is the bondage of the Ultimate Maniacs! For you to see them, and to feel the power in their hands, is to know the ultimate power in the hands of the Macho Man! No one is above him and no one is below him, except The Ultimate Warrior!" quote:Take a good look, Razor Ramon and Nature Boy Ric Flair! For what you see across the back of this Macho Man, and across the face of this one, The Ultimate Warrior, is the bondage of the Ultimate Maniacs! quote:The Ultimate Warrior: No sleep no foooooooood. No nothing, just maniac-ism. As a skeleton we still walk as Ultimate Maniacs, therefore...what are you gonna do? Bury us, now? quote:The Ultimate Warrior: No sleep no foooooooood. No nothing, just maniac-ism. As a skeleton we still walk as Ultimate Maniacs, therefore...what are you gonna do? Bury us, now? quote:The Ultimate Warrior: No sleep no foooooooood. No nothing, just maniac-ism. As a skeleton we still walk as Ultimate Maniacs, therefore...what are you gonna do? Bury us, now? An attempt at making it freak out a little less: quote:The Ultimate Warrior: No sleep no foooooooood. No nothing, just maniac-ism. As a skeleton we still walk as Ultimate Maniacs, therefore...what are you gonna do? Bury us, now?
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Chris Jericho: Ha ha, that sounds like a great story, but before we get into that I want to tell you a little bit about Omaha Steaks. That's the new steakhouse that opened in New York and they have a pretty awesome steak menu that includes rib eye. (Interview ends) (Laughter) Joey Styles: Wow. They got that thing nailed! (Laughter) Joey Styles: We got that steak on! (Laughter) Joey Styles: Now, who else do you guys have coming up this summer? WWE.COM: Who do you guys have coming up this summer? (Laughter) WWE.COM: Who do you have coming up this summer? (Laughter) WWE.COM: Who do you have coming up this summer? (Laughter)
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Pollyanna posted:Is it just me, or has Talk-to-Transformer hit this weird uncanny valley position where the text makes internal sense, yet is nowhere near batshit enough to be interesting? It always sounds either like a dementia-ridden grandpa or the most banal Time article ever written. I remember howling with laughter at it months ago, and now it’s just boring as poo poo. Further testing will be done to determine if this is the case
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 16:00 |
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I do feel like the results have indeed been slightly different lately, but that might have to do with the neural network being upgraded recently. You can sometimes get more interesting results if you just leave a word out at the end. For instance, I was trying to generate something about the Dynamite brawl from last week using the recap text up until "They kicked the door open, revealing Orange Cassidy". If I left OC in, the results came out as quite dry descriptions of more brawling. However, when I left OC out and my prompt ended with "revealing", the results were much more interesting.
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extradite THIS! posted:I do feel like the results have indeed been slightly different lately, but that might have to do with the neural network being upgraded recently. quote:Roman Reigns had tripped in some mud and then Vince challenged him to a juggling contest with nuclear bombs. Roman accepted. quote:Samoa Joe was stealing people's junkmail. This was an epidemic and it was only phase one of his plan. quote:It was complete chaos in the ring! Every wrestler from every brand had suddenly run out and started beating eachother with chairs. Suddenly the scariest wrestler of all came to the fore holding the ultimate wrestling weapon, the ring bell! He was the one man who would get us back on track! He was the ultimate threat to the reign of terror that we were in. He was the guy that would get us out of the mess we were in and give us the chance to win! He was the man who was going to give us that one chance that we need to finally get to the top and break free from the evil domination of our evil overlords! And I had to stop him, so I grabbed a steel chair and put it in his mouth! With one punch he went down, and I had to stand by and watch all these people scream and wail on their own bodies because they knew that they had just lost and it was over. But it wasn't over yet. After the match I turned to the fans
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