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Odddzy
Oct 10, 2007
Once shot a man in Reno.
At least, yeah.

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Lampsacus
Oct 21, 2008

Jah getting into video games in his 40s kind of sums him up in 2019. A regular trope I adore is Jah explaining his pov on some poo poo and Seth's silence as he struggles to not roast him too badly.

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
When presented with the job title "recycling and refuse collector" Jonathan naturally assumed the position involved stealing copper from inside the walls of abandoned buildings.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
Being sober loving sucks. You may even have to resort to video games.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Be sure to listen to the first few minutes of 755 if you haven't already :buddy:

Jerry Seinfeld
Mar 30, 2009
It's incredible how good they are at separating their personal lives from the show when every ep is basically an hour of bullshitting. I think Seth mentioned a girlfriend once before the Hawaii trip and that's it.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

Jerry Seinfeld posted:

It's incredible how good they are at separating their personal lives from the show when every ep is basically an hour of bullshitting. I think Seth mentioned a girlfriend once before the Hawaii trip and that's it.

When I first started listening to the show I thought seth was divorced with a kid.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Jippa posted:

When I first started listening to the show I thought seth was divorced with a kid.

We must have started around the same time because it took me a long time to figure out that wasn’t true.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I wonder if Seth envisions his black grandson as the kid he saw at McDonalds sharing fries with a pædophile.

Magic Underwear
May 14, 2003


Young Orc
Legally adopting an orphan but only to be your grandson is still so funny to me

pooch516
Mar 10, 2010

Jippa posted:

When I first started listening to the show I thought seth was divorced with a kid.

I wonder how their intern is doing.

zenguitarman
Apr 6, 2009

Come on, lemme see ya shake your tail feather


Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

We must have started around the same time because it took me a long time to figure out that wasn’t true.

Yeah same, I thought he used to be married to Eliza Dushku and drove drunk with his daughters in the back seat

GraPar
Jun 2, 2011
"I must commend you for including the use of nitrous oxide in your film, as it's been a big part of my life"

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Shame on you Mr. Spielberg!

Binowru
Feb 15, 2007

I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.

General Dog posted:

Shame on you Mr. Spielberg!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18vd8M0eAF8

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
This was in the related vids and is probably the best Ask Amy. Seth's portrayal of the guy's escalating rage is hysterical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Z_tUxghWeA

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

everybody loved him, and his dick

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

"He's bigger, more body mass. That's why he won...he just believed it.


Kung-Fu Panda. Good movie."

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
An underrated pair of stories IMO
https://youtu.be/L3MSlLhBunQ

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

Sometimes I still randomly remember Jah's wind poem.

"Her hunting and her tracking skills were superb."

https://youtu.be/1bZHWNXW1NY

Boatswain
May 29, 2012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hklkwAnaXQE

Found it.

coathat
May 21, 2007

Astrochicken posted:

Sometimes I still randomly remember Jah's wind poem.

"Her hunting and her tracking skills were superb."

https://youtu.be/1bZHWNXW1NY

The first time I heard it I almost fell off a riding mower cuz I was laughing so hard.

KICK BAMA KICK
Mar 2, 2009

The white man calls her flute playing 'wind'

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Sorry I am giving you all this poo poo / But it just helps to write out whats going on in the mind of a lunatic.

(Followed by Seth screaming "gently caress you, man! Let me see - oh my God, it really says that.")

pooch516
Mar 10, 2010

coathat posted:

The first time I heard it I almost fell off a riding mower cuz I was laughing so hard.

For a while I was using that as placeholder text for websites I was working on. Got a compliment on "my poetry" from the HostGator tech support once.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

KICK BAMA KICK posted:

The white man calls her flute playing 'wind'

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
thinking about the time jah read his school essay about studying abroad and how it made him grow as a person and made him learn that we're all just one people, and then told the real story about how his host father got him a bunch of weed, cocaine, and mexican pornos

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


While we’re at it, stealing the blessed weed from the school shaman’s teepee and lying about it was top 10 uyd

Half of Dracula
Oct 24, 2008

Perhaps the same could be

little munchkin posted:

thinking about the time jah read his school essay about studying abroad and how it made him grow as a person and made him learn that we're all just one people, and then told the real story about how his host father got him a bunch of weed, cocaine, and mexican pornos

He will never forget his friend Greg

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

The Wiggly Wizard posted:

While we’re at it, stealing the blessed weed from the school shaman’s teepee and lying about it was top 10 uyd

the guy was just a teacher/counselor, the shaman was the person who blessed the weed

also yea lmao

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Half of Dracula posted:

He will never forget his friend Greg

gently caress I was going to make that joke.

"When was the last time you spoke to Greg?"

"I don't even know who that is."

jackhunter64
Aug 28, 2008

Keep it up son, take a look at what you could have won


The Wiggly Wizard posted:

While we’re at it, stealing the blessed weed from the school shaman’s teepee and lying about it was top 10 uyd

NAH MAN, NAH

Boatswain
May 29, 2012
Also peak Jonathan calling in and signing up to a Ketamine depression trial over speakerphone in the middle of a podcast.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
And being unfamiliar with the word “ideations”

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


little munchkin posted:

the guy was just a teacher/counselor, the shaman was the person who blessed the weed

also yea lmao

ur right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KoHpq7kS_b8

pooch516
Mar 10, 2010
A Best of Jah page with no mention of King Layda? Shameful.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

pooch516 posted:

A Best of Jah page with no mention of King Layda? Shameful.

I couldn’t find the clip, although I think it was just posted a few pages ago

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

pooch516 posted:

A Best of Jah page with no mention of King Layda? Shameful.

So you are the one that got some pretty big words about me

inferis
Dec 30, 2003

I’m glad uyd has an official stance on subs vs dubs ever since jon got sober

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Dimebags Brain
Feb 18, 2013





I've been watching a lot of anime lately its be-

Hentai?

God I wish.

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