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Assuming that incel YouTube guy isn’t lying. I’d bet the “secret sky walker/jedi” is Rey and they reveal oh yeah luke was her father. Probably got hammered and went in tour after the celebrations in Rotj and slept with 1000s of women
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Shbobdb posted:Hamill and Ford have pretty good lives whereas Fischer was a total trainwreck. Guess which one people gravitate towards and romanticize. In our new history-revisionist world where people don't have memories longer than The Current Year, sure. Harrison Ford was GQ Sexiest Man, I believe multiple times. He was... romanticized... a lot. Mark Hamill - while being an absolutely amazing human and touching millions of lives doing voice work like Joker - was in a few stinker sci-fi movies back in the day so everybody typecast him as a crap actor. In Comic Book: The Movie he and a bunch of other really famous voice actors went around Comic-Con pretending to be a film crew looking to make a comic book movie, and (almost) nobody recognized them. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0361462/ Sexual Aluminum posted:Don’t forget the pink lightsaber for the FEMALES AND SWJS I assume this was meant to be a maga chud snipe but ah...  I'm not sure how you can think that a "force is female" plotline was totally out of reach for the third film.
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Vomik posted:Why didn’t they reshoot that scene after the actual actress died to make it more impactful? That Ben killed his mother and perhaps that could be another element of his eventual conversion which will def happen. oh have Leia be the one to do the hyper-suicide instead of some random blue-hired rear end in a top hat
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revwinnebago posted:I assume this was meant to be a maga chud snipe but ah... Laura Dern is a cutie 
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Do you think "romanticize" means people wa t to be romantic with them?
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Laura Dern is great, I wish holdo didn't suck
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Vomik posted:Why didn’t they reshoot that scene after the actual actress died to make it more impactful? They did. They found the youngest child on earth that could actually wield a pair of safety scissors and had it cut out a picture of Leia from the side of a Happy Meal promo box. They then had the child move the picture around on the McDonalds tabletop with its fingers while it gave a running commentary “woo, weeeeee mom look Princess Leela is fying’. The security camera footage from the McDonalds was piped directly by Disney to their digital effects team, who simply masked out everything but the picture of Leia, which they then dropped as its own layer on top of a generic space background. That child was Daisy Ridley.
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The Mandalorian is pretty dece. A tightly paced action packed 43 minute spaghetti western flavored star war is probably one of the best things Disney has done with the property. how much would it suck to be a yoda and spend half a century in infancy tho? Owlbear Camus fucked around with this message at 18:22 on Nov 12, 2019 |
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Torquemada posted:They did. They found the youngest child on earth that could actually wield a pair of safety scissors and had it cut out a picture of Leia from the side of a Happy Meal promo box. They then had the child move the picture around on the McDonalds tabletop with its fingers while it gave a running commentary “woo, weeeeee mom look Princess Leela is fying’. The security camera footage from the McDonalds was piped directly by Disney to their digital effects team, who simply masked out everything but the picture of Leia, which they then dropped as its own layer on top of a generic space background. lol
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Vomik posted:Assuming that incel YouTube guy isn’t lying. Bad assumption. Kazak posted:Laura Dern is great, I wish holdo didn't suck Should have given her a character that actually had a reason to be in the movie. Holdo is still one of the most baffling things about TLJ to me because the character has no reason to exist. She's just replacement Leia in a movie that already has loving Leia.
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Sydin posted:Should have given her a character that actually had a reason to be in the movie. Holdo is still one of the most baffling things about TLJ to me because the character has no reason to exist. She's just replacement Leia in a movie that already has loving Leia. It’s because Fisher was on poo poo tons of drugs up until the day she died and probably was in no way up to doing a lead role, as opposed to Ford and Hamill who are just weedlords.
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Owlbear Camus posted:how much would it suck to be a yoda and spend half a century in infancy tho? Ask your average Star Wars fan
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The fact that SW has had far more lovely movies than good movies should be all you need to know about how good of a franchise it is. Why does anyone think they'll be good again?!
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Mozi posted:Weedo Han shot up first
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I watched Phantom Menace last night and I have to say, I’ve been converted to the point of view that Qui-gon and Shmi hosed. Just compare their body language when they first meet vs later at the races or when they’re about to leave. Shits whack
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skasion posted:I watched Phantom Menace last night how come
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piratepilates posted:how come I like more of it than I dislike, though only by a little bit
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"I've discovered a virgince in the Force." "Goddamnit Qui-Gon, this is what, the fifth? Stop trying to pass off your love children as virgin births!"
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Sydin posted:"I've discovered a virgince in the Force." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct9KsYH4vIc
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sebmojo posted:Luke Marijuanawalker Luke Highwalker
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Star Breakers, a Harmony Korine film
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Owlbear Camus posted:
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Owlbear Camus posted:how much would it suck to be a yoda and spend half a century in infancy tho? If my math checks out, that means when he dies in RoTJ he was basically 18.
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quote:I assume this was meant to be a maga chud snipe but ah... I was trying to parody that element that gets outraged whenever women get mentioned as anything other than T and A in movies or games. Please don’t take my post seriously.
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