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Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Kurtofan posted:

don't run in your flats, it's rude to your downstairs neighbours

our building is really weird in that the downstairs weightroom and nextdoor clompy girl both sound above us

for a while we thought someone upstairs was bowling in heels

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angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

not an endorsement posted:

go to job interviews wearing no shoes and a burlap sack secured by a rope

It's not like I'm going to church Sheesh

They get the garbage bag and extension cord like everybody else

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lorn Wayne posted:

interviewers LOVE dry wit and sarcasm

another thing they love, i read, is if you smack them in the face for being the gatekeepers of capitalism

I read that, but I also wrote it sooo

if someones acting as an interviewer because they like to instead of have to they might be into that :hmmyes:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Bulgakov posted:

u gotta polish them good before hand

my post was a trap. thanks for admitting you are a criminal

welcome to antifa. Your uniform is the closet of your quarters

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



angerbeet posted:

It's not like I'm going to church Sheesh

They get the garbage bag and extension cord like everybody else

wow, plastic? bad start, not eco-friendly at all!!

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



how to be a recruit for radical "antifa" terrorist group

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

i went outside earlier to look at the moon while standing barefoot in the frigid cold so that i might have a reminder of being a grounded thing that exists in the world and then i wanted to take a picture of it for the thread but it was kinda cloudy and bad

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Bulgakov posted:

i went outside earlier to look at the moon while standing barefoot in the frigid cold so that i might have a reminder of being a grounded thing that exists in the world and then i wanted to take a picture of it for the thread but it was kinda cloudy and bad

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

lol wtf bird its cold out go to sleep

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




not an endorsement posted:

go to job interviews wearing no shoes and a burlap sack secured by a rope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMD5c6rLw14

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Bulgakov posted:

lol wtf bird its cold out go to sleep



nice. moon was great tonight


free bolivia

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



i cant imagine not having at least a small crystal ball

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
https://twitter.com/70s_party/status/1194357104271904770?s=19

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

u can see that fart face bird about to fly into that previous image of my bad moon photography in this moment before pic



extremely rude

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CODChimera posted:

The problem is that there is a hell of a lot things that you have to watch out for in terms of brokebrainedness

truamlmp

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Trimpo

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



punchymcpunch posted:

i cant imagine not having at least a small crystal ball

it's where crystal piss is stored

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

You have discovered my demonic form.

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Majorian posted:

You have discovered my demonic form.

I demand an egg frog in every pot and two egg frogs in every garage

America's healing can begin

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

what, and give up are freedoms

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

All of them

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

🛑 stop

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


as long as we keep it a 1:1 ratio of births to deaths its no problem and at the far end of the spectrum people having octuplets get to take out eight before its crime imo

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

congratulations its a trump

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bulgakov posted:

congratulations its a trump

there are 3 genders

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp
Gender reveal protip: for an efficient party just tell your assembled guests the gender, then empty a mag of .45 into them before the cake & ice cream

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

angerbeet posted:

All of them

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Alan Smithee posted:

there are 3 genders

*captain picard voice* There are FOUR genders!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Bulgakov posted:

congratulations its a trump

oh god get a mop

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Bulgakov posted:

congratulations its a trump

Ugh back in it goes

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




https://twitter.com/dril/status/875550728684744704

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/jbcasacop/status/1194400246865883137

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



take a sonogram of yer babe, blow it up to a 10x poster size, and circle where the genitals should be for partygoers to see. serve a cake filled with frosting tainted by a carbon isotope

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
can i do a gender reveal without a baby

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
idea for a gender reveal party: fills the room with poison gas

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

Kurtofan posted:

can i do a gender reveal without a baby


Kurtofan posted:

idea for a gender reveal party: fills the room with poison gas

as long as its invisible u just answered your own question

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

when i went out earlier to look at the moon i sent some trumpian cspam telepathic thoughts out 2 it so if you can see the moon rn go outside and look at it and collect my reflected good vibes if u want while knowing another rumptT lover was staring at the same thing

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
the concept of liquid gas is fascinating to me

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

at 0855 UTC time i will go outside again, for one minute, to look at the moon and send the most trumpian vibrations I can at in hopes that they get seen by others

u got four minutes to prep

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