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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


whypick1 posted:

That is one moldy orange

E: ...that's a fuzzy navel, isn't it?

That’s my guess.

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Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe
Fresh ink!

https://i.imgur.com/FK5bDc4.jpg

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

You keep sticking your rear end out and someone might goose it.

Bina
Dec 28, 2011

Love Deluxe

Chichevache posted:

You keep sticking your rear end out and someone might goose it.

It comes pre-goosed now

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.
Both the ballerina and the dragon look like somebody got halfway through a tattoo and said "oh wow, look at the time!" And dashed away, lmao

CeramicPig
Oct 9, 2012


The purple blobs look like pustules

Kashclarke
Feb 13, 2015
Salem style is only cool if you are the more rocks guy

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Kashclarke posted:

Salem style is only cool if you are the more rocks guy

????

BlancoNino
Apr 26, 2010
Giles Corey was suspected of being a witch and the interrogation involved adding rocks to a plank that was on top of him. Instead of confessing his last words were allegedly "more weight."

Kashclarke
Feb 13, 2015

BlancoNino posted:

Giles Corey was suspected of being a witch and the interrogation involved adding rocks to a plank that was on top of him. Instead of confessing his last words were allegedly "more weight."

Thanks I was having a hard time remembering his name

disaster pastor
May 1, 2007


:nws:, even if it isn't obvious at first.

Completed tattoo: https://i.imgur.com/z9R0SAR.jpg
Concept sketch: https://i.imgur.com/PpDxVTv.jpg

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?
Isn’t that from a horror movie? The Mist or something like that.

IUG
Jul 14, 2007


Kashclarke posted:

Salem style is only cool if you are the more rocks guy



I think you'll be hard pressed for someone to get this reference.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


At first glance I thought it was a lung fish. When I saw the sketch oh no toothy tentacle vagina.
I think.

Teach
Mar 28, 2008


Pillbug

LingcodKilla posted:

At first glance I thought it was a lung fish. When I saw the sketch oh no toothy tentacle vagina.
I think.

Yeah, I got some kind of goldfish, but just, you know? Purple? Poor choices abound.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

LingcodKilla posted:

When I saw the sketch oh no toothy tentacle vagina.

Doesn't pass the proof test. Doesn't read as labia (see thread title).

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




CeramicPig posted:



The purple blobs look like pustules

Wouldnt Orko be doing it Eternia style?

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

DandyLion posted:

Doesn't pass the proof test. Doesn't read as labia (see thread title).

One instance where the incoherence of the tattoo actually takes it down a notch on the tasteless scale.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009



That's either a really big bird or a really small tombstone.

Doctor Zero
Sep 21, 2002

Would you like a jelly baby?
It's been in my pocket through 4 regenerations,
but it's still good.

IUG posted:

I think you'll be hard pressed for someone to get this reference.

IUG posted:

I think you'll be hard pressed for someone to get this reference.

It helps if you’re stoned.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Doctor Zero posted:

It helps if you’re stoned.

Guy had some stones on him, that’s for sure.

Slowpoke Rodriguez
Jun 20, 2009
More like Giles Quarry.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Why do people get nsfw tattooed on them in visible places? Like a dude came into work with tits on his arm and I'm like, motherfucker, are you really so thirsty you gotta have tits on your arm to look down at every minute? Like, gently caress, thanks for making family get-togethers weird.

gently caress.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

DicktheCat posted:

Why do people get nsfw tattooed on them in visible places? Like a dude came into work with tits on his arm and I'm like, motherfucker, are you really so thirsty you gotta have tits on your arm to look down at every minute? Like, gently caress, thanks for making family get-togethers weird.

gently caress.

Yeah its honestly something I grapple with. Who are these people, and how do they live? There's some tatts where its like, literally if they were to simply take their shirt off near a school they'd be arrested. How do you live like that?

I imagine it involves drugs and/or homelessness, or very strange jobs like, I don't even know, being a roadie?

But I've seen some crazy rear end NSFW tatts in very visible places, like forearms, in public. I can't imagine doing that and living with it for like 10 years and not getting sick of having a vagina monster or a rooster with a huge penis on your forearm. Its just... crazy.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah its honestly something I grapple with. Who are these people, and how do they live? There's some tatts where its like, literally if they were to simply take their shirt off near a school they'd be arrested. How do you live like that?

I imagine it involves drugs and/or homelessness, or very strange jobs like, I don't even know, being a roadie?

But I've seen some crazy rear end NSFW tatts in very visible places, like forearms, in public. I can't imagine doing that and living with it for like 10 years and not getting sick of having a vagina monster or a rooster with a huge penis on your forearm. Its just... crazy.

A lot of the artists posting those on Instagram are not cheap... doubt they're homeless junkies.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Chichevache posted:

A lot of the artists posting those on Instagram are not cheap... doubt they're homeless junkies.

Right, so that just makes it all the more questionable.

Outside of crime, how do you make money while staying employed with that on you permanently?

If its like, on your rear end, that's one thing. But plain view?

Guess you could work in a tattoo parlor maybe lol

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
I know a dude with good-quality sailor tattoos, plenty of naked ladies, skeleton pirates, maps, ships and compass roses and the like, all over his arms, chest, neck and legs. Doesn't have any on his face, but does have them quite high on his neck.

Makes a hundred and eighty grand a year as an underground mining driller.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?

Zaphod42 posted:

Yeah its honestly something I grapple with. Who are these people, and how do they live? There's some tatts where its like, literally if they were to simply take their shirt off near a school they'd be arrested. How do you live like that?


I dunno about you but I have never based the decisions I make on whether it will impact my ability to take my shirt off near a school...

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Weed dealer

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

DicktheCat posted:

Why do people get nsfw tattooed on them in visible places? Like a dude came into work with tits on his arm and I'm like, motherfucker, are you really so thirsty you gotta have tits on your arm to look down at every minute? Like, gently caress, thanks for making family get-togethers weird.

gently caress.

Hypermasculinity encourages aggressive sexual display as a sign of masculine prowess. The naked tits are a power-play, not pornography; he's telling you he's sexual, the objects of his sex thoughts are women, and he is too much a man to be confined by social mores about nudity and sexual content. That dude has tits on his arm for the same reason dudes' send unwanted dic pics; men=sexmonsters, so having to acknowledge my sex thoughts is acknowledging my manhood.

They get away with it because there are plenty of jobs, mostly in male-dominated fields, where workers aren't public-facing or are in areas like bartending or music where what would be anti-social in an office environment is acceptable.

dpack_1
Mar 23, 2009

Let another's wounds be your warning

CeramicPig posted:



The purple blobs look like pustules

Salem Style ™

Shoehead
Sep 28, 2005

Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?
Most people I've met with... anti social tattoos are terminally jobless weirdos or junkies, along with a few dudes with aqquired brain injuries, which is sad.
I haven't gotten to meet any of the higher functioning douchebag types, except for the guy who started yelling in the shop because no one wanted to tattoo the Monster logo on his throat. He was cool

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Military dudes loving love horny tattoos and it's pretty much MEN LIKE gently caress WOMEN (but just certain kinds of women).

I am pretty conditioned to it too, because even though I would never get one, I initially think sometimes "oh that horny tattoo is well done I wish I had the confidence to pull that off," when confidence shouldn't even factor into why it's a bad idea.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Memento posted:

I know a dude with good-quality sailor tattoos, plenty of naked ladies, skeleton pirates, maps, ships and compass roses and the like, all over his arms, chest, neck and legs. Doesn't have any on his face, but does have them quite high on his neck.

Makes a hundred and eighty grand a year as an underground mining driller.

Blue collar jobs are where you would probably see this the most, I’d guess.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

there wolf posted:

Hypermasculinity encourages aggressive sexual display as a sign of masculine prowess. The naked tits are a power-play, not pornography; he's telling you he's sexual, the objects of his sex thoughts are women, and he is too much a man to be confined by social mores about nudity and sexual content. That dude has tits on his arm for the same reason dudes' send unwanted dic pics; men=sexmonsters, so having to acknowledge my sex thoughts is acknowledging my manhood.

They get away with it because there are plenty of jobs, mostly in male-dominated fields, where workers aren't public-facing or are in areas like bartending or music where what would be anti-social in an office environment is acceptable.

This take is so hot it should be removing its shirt near a school.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Modal Auxiliary posted:

This take is so hot it should be removing its shirt near a school.

Yeah it's true though.

It's that or CBT

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

The Bloop posted:

Yeah it's true though.

It's that or CBT

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Wasabi the J posted:

Military dudes loving love horny tattoos and it's pretty much MEN LIKE gently caress WOMEN (but just certain kinds of women).

I am pretty conditioned to it too, because even though I would never get one, I initially think sometimes "oh that horny tattoo is well done I wish I had the confidence to pull that off," when confidence shouldn't even factor into why it's a bad idea.

These tattoos are pretty popular on Nortenos in the early 2000s. One more reason I like Surenos better, their tats tend to be higher quality and lean towards satanic imagery. Lots of skulls, satan, and Catholic saints. It's pretty legit.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Chichevache posted:

These tattoos are pretty popular on Nortenos in the early 2000s. One more reason I like Surenos better, their tats tend to be higher quality and lean towards satanic imagery. Lots of skulls, satan, and Catholic saints. It's pretty legit.

so as a Latinx dude in a racist country, that's another check on the cons column.

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Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Modal Auxiliary posted:

This take is so hot it should be removing its shirt near a school.

Did that hot take get ya? How many pairs of tits do you have tatted on you?

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