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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

The cleanest bulk possible

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Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




zoux
Apr 28, 2006

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003


I knew the Witcher prequel would suck

Spectral Debt
Jan 23, 2004
9999 sucka
Frogtech

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

SubNat posted:

(Also photos in general look different than real life, giving a vastly different image depending on stuff like which focal length was used, etc.)



But yes, also people expecting to look better than they do, too.
so...i'm not "ugly" I just haven't found my correct focal length?

:)

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

InsertPotPun posted:

so...i'm not "ugly" I just haven't found my correct focal length?

:)

Mine is about four nautical miles

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

The Bloop posted:

Mine is about four nautical miles

7/10 user name/post combo

Rectal Death Adept
Jun 20, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011



PYF funny pictures with 0 tineye search results

e:

what the gently caress is this lunch

FactsAreUseless has a new favorite as of 03:20 on Nov 13, 2019

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Raw hot dogs yumm!

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


kiimo posted:

Raw hot dogs yumm!

I don’t think a hot dog is ever raw. Cold, sure. But they’re precooked.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



kiimo posted:

Raw hot dogs yumm!

Please don't make fun of my paleo diet

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

only people who enjoy my posting can replace this avatar

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I don’t think a hot dog is ever raw. Cold, sure. But they’re precooked.

yeah you can eat them straight out the pack. It's a good fishing snack when nothing is biting on them. They aren't so great after they're lukewarm and slimy a few hours into the trip but I've eaten worse.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



yeah I eat rear end posted:

yeah you can eat them straight out the pack. It's a good fishing snack when nothing is biting on them. They aren't so great after they're lukewarm and slimy a few hours into the trip but I've eaten worse.

Believable post based on username

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

e:

what the gently caress is this lunch

Oddly enough that's a Rada paring knife which is a pro-rear end homegamer knife, and the name is pronounced just like the first two syllabes in 'raw dog', which is both what it's gonna cut and what the owner's gonna do after being appreciated for both his frugality and choice in utilitarian cutlery

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Captain Hygiene posted:

Believable post based on username

I’d much rather eat rear end that a lukewarm slimy hot dog

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Don't doxx me

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



beanieson posted:

I’d much rather eat rear end that a lukewarm slimy hot dog

rear end tastes like butt OP

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Captain Hygiene posted:

rear end tastes like butt OP

Yeah okay Captain Hygiene :rolleyes:

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


wow what airline gives you a metal knife and a real plate?

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Away all Goats posted:

wow what airline gives you a metal knife and a real plate?
Bulg-Air-Ia

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Is that garlic in that foil packet?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Android Apocalypse posted:

Is that garlic in that foil packet?

I dunno but it’s definitely a sheet of plywood resting on a milk crate

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Captain Hygiene posted:

rear end tastes like butt OP

And apples taste like fruit, what's your point?

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



And there goes any claim to hipness Utah might have had.

Shy and Shameless
Jul 15, 2015

Raised by birbs

By popular demand posted:

And there goes any claim to hipness Utah might have had.

With our fry sauce, jello with carrot shreds, and prePONDERous whiteness, said claim is prolly got the article called into question.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

InsertPotPun posted:

so...i'm not "ugly" I just haven't found my correct focal length?

:)

Turn off your mirror and adjust your seat distance from it.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Androgynous chic?

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

FactsAreUseless posted:


e:

what the gently caress is this lunch
Looks like a chicken sausage, avocado, oven roasted garlic, hummus and wheat bread.

The other two looks like hot dogs but since they're shopping at whole foods I doubt they're just oscar mayers.

Probably a better meal than what 90% of this forum eats on a regular basis.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Guyver posted:

Looks like a chicken sausage, avocado, oven roasted garlic, hummus and wheat bread.

The other two looks like hot dogs but since they're shopping at whole foods I doubt they're just oscar mayers.

Probably a better meal than what 90% of this forum eats on a regular basis.

Oh wait you're supposed to eat the hot dogs?

gey muckle mowser
Aug 5, 2003

Do you know anything about...
witches?



Buglord

Guyver posted:

Looks like a chicken sausage, avocado, oven roasted garlic, hummus and wheat bread.

The other two looks like hot dogs but since they're shopping at whole foods I doubt they're just oscar mayers.

Probably a better meal than what 90% of this forum eats on a regular basis.

the hot dogs look like Smart Dogs to me because of the flat sides

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Guyver posted:

Looks like a chicken sausage, avocado, oven roasted garlic, hummus and wheat bread.

The other two looks like hot dogs but since they're shopping at whole foods I doubt they're just oscar mayers.

Probably a better meal than what 90% of this forum eats on a regular basis.

I'm 99% sure those are two veggie dogs and a veggie sausage, like from Field Roast.

The_White_Crane
May 10, 2008

FactsAreUseless posted:

e:

what the gently caress is this lunch

Well the brown slices on the top left are obviously some kind of pastry.
The two pink tubes with flat surfaces poking out from under them are crayons, to keep your kid amused.
The other pink tube is a sausage (duh). The white things in the foil are mozzarella balls.
There's also some green stuff, I think that's shrimp in some sort of sauce?

Oh, and a tub of S∩WW∩H, too!

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

gey muckle mowser posted:

the hot dogs look like Smart Dogs to me because of the flat sides

Nah, normal,regular, everyday, hotdogs have a flat side.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Johnny Aztec posted:

Nah, normal,regular, everyday, hotdogs have a flat side.

Many dogs too.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014



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AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Johnny Aztec posted:

Nah, normal,regular, everyday, hotdogs have a flat side.

I have never encountered any hotdog with a flat side, unless maybe the package got smooshed?

Idea: spherical hot dogs :orb:

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Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

AMISH FRIED PIES posted:

I have never encountered any hotdog with a flat side, unless maybe the package got smooshed?

Idea: spherical hot dogs :orb:

...Isnt that just haggis?

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