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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Cough Drop The Beat posted:

Lol if you think Sally in rural Missouri or Bob in Fresno cares about the impeachment hearings ever regardless of how "entertaining" they are

there's actually something to a big public HEY THIS GUY DID MULTIPLE CRIMES, EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE CRIMES

no one will watch it but the thought process will go "hey they said that was a lot of crimes, maybe there's something not on the level about this trump guy :thunk:"

unfortunately anyone the message would sway will have forgotten about it in two weeks tops because A) the average american's memory has the shelf life of a mayfly and b) anyone who knows enough to care is so overwhelmed and numb by the horrors perpetrated by this administration that this is just one more item on the crimes pile

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

univbee posted:

Quoting to lol at you later.

quoting to :lol: at you know for not knowing the difference between impeachment in the house and removal from office after three years of Trump

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


SKULL.GIF posted:

mueller was such a failure :laffo:

he was complicit

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

therapy cops are still cops

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

The Alpha Centauri posted:

Are his bodyguards going to assault a bunch of Americans while our Secret Service looks the other way?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
[DRAMATIC PAUSE]

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




juche avocado posted:

same but you

Man I hope so

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

tacodaemon posted:

i would hire bill taylor to soothingly read me bedtime stories

use his voice in your head and read Good Night, Moon

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


mormonpartyboat posted:

screaming DO THE CRIMES directly into a cell phone while in line at a panera

Panera bought Au Bon Pain and they suck real bad now

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Wait, so Trump actually did a crime?

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

My big strong president would never lie to me.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Iron Crowned posted:

therapy cops are still cops

the dog doesn't know it's a cop, save that dog

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
I can't wait for Republicans questions to all be bathe whistleblower lol

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

D1E posted:

Wait, so Trump actually did a crime?

Presidents cant crime, silly


edit: I am the presidents lawyer

succ
Nov 11, 2016

by Cyrano4747

The Alpha Centauri posted:

:siren: this literally would be enough to force a resignation of any other president fullllllll fuccccking suucccc :siren:

heh have u heard of a lil thing called h y p e r n o r m a l i z e d

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
This heckling testimony is assing incriminating

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Chokes McGee posted:

there's actually something to a big public HEY THIS GUY DID MULTIPLE CRIMES, EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE CRIMES

no one will watch it but the thought process will go "hey they said that was a lot of crimes, maybe there's something not on the level about this trump guy :thunk:"

unfortunately anyone the message would sway will have forgotten about it in two weeks tops because A) the average american's memory has the shelf life of a mayfly and b) anyone who knows enough to care is so overwhelmed and numb by the horrors perpetrated by this administration that this is just one more item on the crimes pile

cohen testified to 256 trump crimes 6 months ago and went to jail about it and no one has followed up on any of it

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Central casting.

I mean, they probably could hold auditions of career govt employees who know of Trump crimes and choose based on speaking voice

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Good Soldier Svejk posted:

quoting to :lol: at you know for not knowing the difference between impeachment in the house and removal from office after three years of Trump

I knew I should have paid more attention to TRUMP to know how the government works.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Ahahahaha he just did 5 retweets in 20 seconds

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I'm working from home and I haven't gotten a loving thing done all day

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Yinlock posted:

the dog doesn't know it's a cop, save that dog

Yeah it does, dogs always side with fascists

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

I'm working from home and I haven't gotten a loving thing done all day

thank you Mr. President

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Mayor Dave posted:

Ahahahaha he just did 5 retweets in 20 seconds

definitely not watching

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


JUST SAY YES

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Panera bought Au Bon Pain and they suck real bad now

bread bowls have always been a henry offense

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

The Alpha Centauri posted:

Are his bodyguards going to assault a bunch of Americans while our judiciary looks the other way?

hey

hey

guess what








they can do literally anything and then scream DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY and unless anyone tells their diplomats to gtfo (which they won't because that's tantamount to a declaration of war) they get away with it

it's incredible just how far out of plato's cave we are

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Mayor Dave posted:

Ahahahaha he just did 5 retweets in 20 seconds

lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Good Soldier Svejk posted:

thank you Mr. President

Enjoy!

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/jbendery/status/1194655755259064320
Lmao

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Mayor Dave posted:

Ahahahaha he just did 5 retweets in 20 seconds

His tweet skills have leveled up.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Taylor should be smoking and telling me about the X-Files or some unsolved mystery

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Iron Crowned posted:

Yeah it does, dogs always side with fascists

doggo just wants to make human happy

the real problem is human

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Trump wrestled his phone back I see

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!

Mayor Dave posted:

Ahahahaha he just did 5 retweets in 20 seconds

Wow! President Deals! Working Hard! Thank you!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

turnip kid
May 24, 2010
The constant “this is why this won’t matter!” posts are really interesting and everyone is astounded by your interesting thoughts. Please keep it going.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Mayor Dave posted:

Ahahahaha he just did 5 retweets in 20 seconds

lol president emptyquote

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Yinlock posted:

the dog doesn't know it's a cop, save that dog

therapy dogs arent cops wtf

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



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