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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

navyjack posted:

Lord knows what they would have made of “creasing the apricot.”

*flicks tongue between v shaped fingers* :twisted:

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i never expected i'd dislike someone whose first name is "devil"

2019 is a wild time

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Al! posted:

i never expected i'd dislike someone whose first name is "devil"

2019 is a wild time

fail satan

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

tom perez forgot to tell deval hes sopposed to be courting racists, not rapists

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Funny to see libs starting to get sick of an association with the left that they're solely responsible for cultivating and clinging to

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

platzapS posted:

I love this loving election.



(Wikipedians are divided as to whether Bloomberg's a candidate)

that sure is a graph

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
libs are idiots if they think someone named Devil is going to win

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lastgirl posted:

libs are idiots

Pardot
Jul 25, 2001




pelosi fuckin sucks please support Shahid https://shahidforchange.us/

https://twitter.com/majorityfm/status/1194705609817575429

pelosi to Dreamers, "you don’t know what you're talking about" re: deportations

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Devil, who was handpicked by Barack Hussein, defended his rapist son in law by taking away jobs will be a great contender for Trump

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I legit love seeing liberalism lose any semblance of legitimacy in real time

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011


Mr. Kelly, it's an honor to finally meet you

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Libs flailing, me aroused and smiling, and golf claping

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

platzapS posted:

I love this loving election.



(Wikipedians are divided as to whether Bloomberg's a candidate)

29 candidates, Hillary will make it 30

Of that theres what, 7? Talking about anything past generic decorum poo poo : bernie, Tulsi, yang, Marianne,Castro, I guess inslee and gravel

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/1195044789495980034

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Does anything actually link current Obama to deval because I am here for the conspiracy theory

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Devil Patrick

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

ive never seen a candidate be stricken down at the starting gate so fast

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

hello poster with telepathic knowledge of the cia kill ratio

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

mastershakeman posted:

Does anything actually link current Obama to deval because I am here for the conspiracy theory

How about Patrick talking to Obama right before declaring?

https://time.com/5728099/deval-patrick-2020-obama/

quote:

Patrick spoke to Obama on Wednesday, a day before he officially announced his run for president, he told CBS This Morning on Thursday after releasing his official campaign video.

Patrick was coy when asked what Obama told him exactly. “Our conversations, I want to keep confidential, they always have been,” he said. “We both agree he has to remain neutral and wait and see who the nominee is.”

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
the democratic presidential nominee rape caucus

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
much like bill gates money, even though the candidates keep dropping out the field won't stop getting bigger for some reason!!

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

There's like 80 pages in there about how many times the CIA hilariously failed to kill Castro.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
sorry, ma'am, i know the name is confusing, but the caucus is pro rape

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

ive never seen a candidate be stricken down at the starting gate so fast

it owns

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Trabisnikof posted:

How about Patrick talking to Obama right before declaring?

https://time.com/5728099/deval-patrick-2020-obama/

it looks like devil was passed over by obama a number of times and defended bain capital in 2012 during the election, so my conspiracy theory is that obama loves loving with the guy and told him he should run knowing he'd be immediately humiliated

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Trabisnikof posted:

How about Patrick talking to Obama right before declaring?

https://time.com/5728099/deval-patrick-2020-obama/

How dare you post something lovely that Obama's involved in? Don't you know how popular he is among the Democratic base?!

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
deval and pete both talking about humility in politics

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
obama sucks so bad, how can you be optically delusional unless its actually just intentional and selective thats exacerbated by an 8 year ego trip

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Obama is

get this, a very hard pill for liberals to swallow

a human, and is flawed.

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

obama sucks so bad, how can you be optically delusional unless its actually just intentional and selective thats exacerbated by an 8 year ego trip

he looks like us as pathetic ants, peons to be crushed and swept aside by Great Men like himself

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

Lastgirl posted:

ive never seen a candidate be stricken down at the starting gate so fast

No honeymoon period of fawning 538 coverage, just knives in the back immediately.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Trabisnikof posted:

How about Patrick talking to Obama right before declaring?

https://time.com/5728099/deval-patrick-2020-obama/

hell yes

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Obama is

get this, a very hard pill for liberals to swallow

a human, and is flawed.

obama is my jagged little pill

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

freckle posted:

deval and pete both talking about humility in politics

You should be humble before your rightful betters

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Feldegast42 posted:

You should be humble before your rightful betters

Look, Mayor Pete understands BIG DATA. What don't you understand about how that makes him better than you?

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


If you didn't go to an ivy you have no right to hold public office. It's just facts that they're smarter wiser and hold in them a bloodline traceable back to our Nordic alien forefathers - some lib probably

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



holy poo poo

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platzapS
Aug 4, 2007

mormonpartyboat posted:

obama is my jagged little pill

it's like
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a means test
when you've already paid

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