Buttcoin: a game of musical chairs with the lights turned off

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gschmidl: Sep 3, 2011; watch with knife hands

...! posted:

it still blows my mind that his groupies call him nonviolent. what exactly would it take for them to consider someone to be violent

He'd have to kill someone which he totally didn't because it never came up in the trial!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:04

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 11:46

Hexyflexy: Sep 2, 2011; asymptotically approaching one

...! posted:

it still blows my mind that his groupies call him nonviolent. what exactly would it take for them to consider someone to be violent

It's totally fine! Trying to set up an execution squad is totally normal computer science.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:06

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

...! posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealRossU/status/1194997400366014464

please let me out of prison, its mean to keep me here. i won't be a bad boy, i promise. this place makes me sad. look how gentle i can pretend to be

sincerely, an unrepentant druglord and attempted serial killer

finally ross makes a good point, that dude should indeed get a second chance

ross should have to watch him get a second chance

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:20

Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

...! posted:

it still blows my mind that his groupies call him nonviolent. what exactly would it take for them to consider someone to be violent

probably a few more shades darker skin color

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:21

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Shame Boy posted:

finally ross makes a good point, that dude should indeed get a second chance

ross should have to watch him get a second chance

what if that man also made a website?

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:26

klafbang: Nov 18, 2009; Clapping Larry

Boxturret posted:

what if that man also made a website?

He's from the 80s. They didn't even have webs back then, and much less sites.

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:30

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

klafbang posted:

He's from the 80s. They didn't even have webs back then, and much less sites.

he could have been the first

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:33

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Shame Boy posted:

finally ross makes a good point, that dude should indeed get a second chance

ross should have to watch him get a second chance

lol

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:54

Soricidus: Oct 21, 2010; freedom-hating statist shill

he probably made a bbs, maybe even copied a floppy. should be on death row if you ask me

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:58

Grace Baiting: Jul 20, 2012; Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.

it is impossible for a website to violate the nap

# ? Nov 14, 2019 22:37

klafbang: Nov 18, 2009; Clapping Larry

The 30-year guy did a good thing: reminded Fross that a lifetime sentence is not just a slap on the wrist and 2 weeks at a low-security tree growing cell. Here's to another 30 years for Frossy!

# ? Nov 14, 2019 22:40

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

the real reason lowtax is getting a robo spine is so he can escape the noose/guillotine when the running of a website is declared a capital offence

# ? Nov 14, 2019 22:40

Grace Baiting: Jul 20, 2012; Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.

men with guns outlawing websites violates the nap

# ? Nov 14, 2019 22:42

Bunni-kat: May 25, 2010; Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

klafbang posted:

The 30-year guy did a good thing: reminded Fross that a lifetime sentence is not just a slap on the wrist and 2 weeks at a low-security tree growing cell. Here's to another 30 years for Frossy!

I wonder if bitcoiners will care about him in 30 years? 30 months?

# ? Nov 15, 2019 04:11

AlbieQuirky: Oct 9, 2012; Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Shame Boy posted:

finally ross makes a good point, that dude should indeed get a second chance

ross should have to watch him get a second chance

i am almost a complete prison abolitionist, but god help me, i want ross to be the very last person out

or at least, the last person before the child murderers

# ? Nov 15, 2019 04:46

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

grade all crimes on a ross scale. steal a bread? .01 rosses. run a website? 1 ross. kill ten thousand children? 1.001 rosses

# ? Nov 15, 2019 06:09

Axe-man: Apr 16, 2005; The product of hundreds of hours of scientific investigation and research.

The perfect meatball.; Clapping Larry

Boxturret posted:

grade all crimes on a ross scale. steal a bread? .01 rosses. run a website? 1 ross. kill ten thousand children? 1.001 rosses

Have you considered that the children might have volunteered to be murdered? Checkmate statist.

# ? Nov 15, 2019 06:12

Plank Walker: Aug 11, 2005

Boxturret posted:

grade all crimes on a ross scale. steal a bread? .01 rosses. run a website? 1 ross. kill ten thousand children? 1.001 rosses

how can running a website be illegal??? it's just ones and zeroes you cant legislate math

likewise children are just collections of molecules

# ? Nov 15, 2019 06:27

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

did i murder him? or was it his weak and feeble body that murdered him? if his body could have survived with only a few litres less of this precious "blood" he'd still be alive today!

# ? Nov 15, 2019 06:46

LeithCentral: Mar 1, 2005; As far as I can run, brother.

https://www.bitfinex.com/posts/311 posted:

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Effective immediately, Bitfinex will charge a 3.0% fee on all external wire withdrawal requests exceeding the following frequency and/or size limits:

1. more than 2 fiat withdrawals in any thirty day period; and/or,

2. more than $1M in aggregate in fiat withdrawals in any thirty day period.

Regular withdrawals, currently representing the requests of more than 99% of our customers, are unaffected by this change.

Bitfinex serves as the primary fiat gateway in the crypto ecosystem, having processed over 700 withdrawals representing more than $1B in October 2018 alone.

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quote:

Our banking remains stable, but

# ? Nov 15, 2019 07:15

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

im the powerful forces attempting to harm global cryptocurrency markets

literally, i think

# ? Nov 15, 2019 07:22

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

the 3% major crimes fee

# ? Nov 15, 2019 07:49

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

that�s pretty much a normal wire fee, if anything a little cheap given it�s butt-adjacent

# ? Nov 15, 2019 08:30

klafbang: Nov 18, 2009; Clapping Larry

nofees?

# ? Nov 15, 2019 09:17

...!: Oct 5, 2003; I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

im the powerful forces attempting to harm global cryptocurrency markets

literally, i think

# ? Nov 15, 2019 14:05

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Ross "Dread Pirate "Free Ross "Fross" "Bad Mr. Frossy"""" Ulbricht:
for $30,000 i will fly to Somalia and create a child militia to terrorize villagers in the name of whatever organization you work for

# ? Nov 15, 2019 15:19

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

EorayMel posted:

Ross "Dread Pirate "Free Ross "Fross" "Bad Mr. Frossy"""" Ulbricht:
for $30,000 i will fly to Somalia and create a child militia to terrorize villagers in the name of whatever organization you work for

Why would he do that, when he can just create a website (not a crime)?

# ? Nov 15, 2019 15:25

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Paladinus posted:

Why would he do that, when he can just create a website (not a crime)?

that is what the men with guns twisted the courtroom hearing into when he said he merely created a website

# ? Nov 15, 2019 15:45

klafbang: Nov 18, 2009; Clapping Larry

EorayMel posted:

Ross "Dread Pirate "Free Ross "Fross" "Bad Mr. Frossy"""" Ulbricht:
for $30,000 i will fly to Somalia and create a child militia to terrorize villagers in the name of whatever organization you work for

Vote Fross!

# ? Nov 15, 2019 16:03

Boxturret: Oct 3, 2013; Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

According to the centre, that should be one of the first signs that something is off. In a recent public handout, the centre wrote no government service, including the CRA, "would request payment by a money service business, iTunes or bitcoin."

:bitcoin: