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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

https://twitter.com/jon_bois/status/1195215762119675904?s=20

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1195169575748263936

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4vIBijzg4w

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

https://twitter.com/DuffelBlog/status/1195310584260104192?s=19

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Rudolph started that fight and then went up swinging at a guy already being held back. I’m not saying beaning him with a helmet is the right thing to do, but he was acting in self defense. There was one man already holding him and another very large man running to grab him. Suddenly some other guy that’s been yelling at you comes swinging, the natural response is to defend oneself. Considering the three on one circumstances of this altercation, his actions make sense and were justified.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/MikeBeauvais/status/1195007597256028161?s=19

Ol' Gym Jordan

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Mr. Nice! posted:

Rudolph started that fight and then went up swinging at a guy already being held back. I’m not saying beaning him with a helmet is the right thing to do, but he was acting in self defense. There was one man already holding him and another very large man running to grab him. Suddenly some other guy that’s been yelling at you comes swinging, the natural response is to defend oneself. Considering the three on one circumstances of this altercation, his actions make sense and were justified.

What was Rudolph going to do to him that swinging a helmet at his head, while another player was already between them, was the appropriate knee jerk response?

Fearing for his safety isn’t an excuse when you’re a 275lb lineman in full pads and a 210lb QB is trying to go through someone to get to you. That only works for cops.

colachute fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Nov 15, 2019

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Yeah they kinda get payed money to hit each other in armor. Removing the armor from someone’s head then clobbering them with it could be lethal.

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

piL posted:

Man, that's crazy. Throw a career away by conducting an assault on public television!

Jk, sportsmen are heroes, he'll be suspended for two games at the worst.

I disagree, definitely gonna be out for the rest of the season. This was really really bad, not even the Browns QB was defending him postgame.

If he had just pulled off the helmet, yeah two game suspension. But bashing him in the head with it could have caused a career ending injury, and makes the NFL’s narrative of caring about CTE look bad.

Hyrax Attack! fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Nov 15, 2019

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

colachute posted:

What was Rudolph going to do to him that swinging a helmet at his head, while another player was already between them, was the appropriate knee jerk response?

Fearing for his safety isn’t an excuse when you’re a 275lb lineman in full pads and a 210lb QB is trying to go through someone to get to you. That only works for cops.

But, Mr Nice is an expert in football law!

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

hobbesmaster posted:

But, Mr Nice is an expert in football law!

I’m not trying to have a patronizing discussion about it. I’m trying to have an adult discussion about it.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Mr. Nice! posted:

Rudolph started that fight and then went up swinging at a guy already being held back. I’m not saying beaning him with a helmet is the right thing to do, but he was acting in self defense. There was one man already holding him and another very large man running to grab him. Suddenly some other guy that’s been yelling at you comes swinging, the natural response is to defend oneself. Considering the three on one circumstances of this altercation, his actions make sense and were justified.

Source your quotes?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1195341970467643392?s=19

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1195350782411001856?s=19

:thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk: :thunk:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

stealie72 posted:

The Browns are a trainwreck even when they win.

:smith:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Hyrax Attack! posted:

, not even the Browns QB was defending him postgame.

The two quarterbacks apparently are college rivals and did spring break together.

Dum Cumpster
Sep 12, 2003

*pozes your neghole*
Just dropped my kid off at daycare and I'd rather listen to NPR's pledge drive than Congressional hearings. I'm sure that's the point.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The President of the United States is a bad person.

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1195358037575393285?s=19

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Trump can only think in absolutes. He’s absolutely America’s political id.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The real-time birth of an article of impeachment for witness intimidation.

https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1195364240183484418?s=19

https://twitter.com/Popehat/status/1195363840218652672?s=19

Edit: with Republican reaction

https://twitter.com/scottwongDC/status/1195367630460391424?s=19

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/status/1195368221068709888?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 16:59 on Nov 15, 2019

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


We do live in interesting times

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not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Ahahahaha Trump deleted them witness intimidation tweets

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

not caring here posted:

Ahahahaha Trump deleted them witness intimidation tweets

Aren’t they official record? So it doesn’t matter if he deletes them?

Not that it matters either way but still.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Oh wait, looks like they are still there? My internet is having a fit it seems.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

colachute posted:

Aren’t they official record? So it doesn’t matter if he deletes them?

Not that it matters either way but still.

They’re official record so he’s prohibited by court order from deleting them :lol:

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Internet Wizard posted:

They’re official record so he’s prohibited by court order from deleting them :lol:

Somehow I doubt president crimes is gonna abide by that court order

not that he's gonna delete them, they're perfect and good and cool tweets and they're his friends

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

Internet Wizard posted:

They’re official record so he’s prohibited by court order from deleting them :lol:

Yeah he'll get right on that "giving a gently caress about the law" thing any day now. He's still routinely ripping up physical documents from his desk because "gently caress you make me"

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
:siren: HOLY poo poo ROGER STONE IS A FELON :siren:

https://twitter.com/hsu_spencer/status/1195382633078898690?s=19

Seven counts, seven guiltys.

GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006


And let's see how quickly he gets pardoned and nothing mattering continues

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
lol

https://twitter.com/lachlan/status/1195383345192067072?s=19

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


facialimpediment posted:

:siren: HOLY poo poo ROGER STONE IS A FELON :siren:

https://twitter.com/hsu_spencer/status/1195382633078898690?s=19

Seven counts, seven guiltys.

:byewhore:

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



facialimpediment posted:

:siren: HOLY poo poo ROGER STONE IS A FELON :siren:

https://twitter.com/hsu_spencer/status/1195382633078898690?s=19

Seven counts, seven guiltys.

https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1195383587819982854?s=21

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


ROGER STONE?! THE COFFEE BOY!? That I've been employing for more than 30 years.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

GoGoGadget posted:

And let's see how quickly he gets pardoned and nothing mattering continues

I want to say that president Smoothbrain giving a pardon to him would, finally, be going too far and there would be consequences.

I really, really want to but I feel reality would just be all "loving :lol: on you", dick-slap my optimism, then moon walk out of the room.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
In the span of about two hours, the president likely tweeted himself into an impeachment count for witness intimidation, while his longtime lackey got convicted on seven counts of obstruction, lying to Congress, and witness tampering.

Jesus gently caress.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

The Aristocrats!

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

https://twitter.com/haaretzcom/status/1195198251403636737?s=21

Just a lil oopsie, no reason to hold anyone accountable ;)

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



facialimpediment posted:

In the span of about two hours, the president likely tweeted himself into an impeachment count for witness intimidation, while his longtime lackey got convicted on seven counts of obstruction, lying to Congress, and witness tampering.

Jesus gently caress.

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1195389483664990208?s=21

:yooge:

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

No, actually, they didn't.

Edit: Hillary did, but if she goes to jail so should every single member of his cabinet.

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Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

No?

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