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Dale-Taco: Feb 19, 2009

Phanatic posted:

Dogs are dignified and noble creatures.

Dog is stored on the balls.

Edit: sniperino

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Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

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jojoinnit: Dec 13, 2010; Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

Phanatic posted:

Dogs are dignified and noble creatures.

Dog Millenial, so what?

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Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

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jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

The_White_Crane posted:

Well the brown slices on the top left are obviously some kind of pastry.
The two pink tubes with flat surfaces poking out from under them are crayons, to keep your kid amused.
The other pink tube is a sausage (duh). The white things in the foil are mozzarella balls.
There's also some green stuff, I think that's shrimp in some sort of sauce?

Oh, and a tub of S∩WW∩H, too!

underrated post imo

# ? Nov 14, 2019 13:02

yaffle: Sep 15, 2002; Flapdoodle

Phanatic posted:

Dogs are dignified and noble creatures.

There a lot going on here but I'm having real trouble parsing whatever that is in the lower right corner.

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A FESTIVE SKELETON: Oct 2, 2011; TIS THE SEASON BITCH

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme: Feb 10, 2011; And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

yaffle posted:

There a lot going on here but I'm having real trouble parsing whatever that is in the lower right corner.

My money is on "the underside of a foot" but I'm right there with you

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spookygonk: Apr 3, 2005; Does not give a damn

https://twitter.com/gwinefcc/status/1194745553227259904

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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

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beefnoodle: Aug 7, 2004; IGNORE ME! I'M JUST AN OLD WET RAG

yaffle posted:

There a lot going on here but I'm having real trouble parsing whatever that is in the lower right corner.

Inner leg/thigh of the dog that's getting his balls huffed.

Edit: or there's a third dog buried under there.

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Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Milltilda of Flanders?

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/joesonka/status/1195004291133661184

https://mobile.twitter.com/joesonka/status/1195008674512691200

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chaibat: Aug 21, 2008

He should have moved to Melber KY.

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dialhforhero: Apr 3, 2008; Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

Lodin posted:

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BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

dialhforhero posted:

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Zero One: Dec 30, 2004; HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

The_White_Crane posted:

Well the brown slices on the top left are obviously some kind of pastry.
The two pink tubes with flat surfaces poking out from under them are crayons, to keep your kid amused.
The other pink tube is a sausage (duh). The white things in the foil are mozzarella balls.
There's also some green stuff, I think that's shrimp in some sort of sauce?

Oh, and a tub of S∩WW∩H, too!

You're a good sport.

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Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

dialhforhero posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk

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MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

I was checking walmart for jacket when I found...

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CeramicPig: Oct 9, 2012

MarcusSA posted:

I was checking walmart for jacket when I found...

Swiss army jack indeed

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Eat The Rich: Feb 10, 2018

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/joesonka/status/1195008674512691200

So close to 42069!

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Chitin: Apr 29, 2007; It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Eat The Rich posted:

So close to 42069!

Niece.

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Hihohe: Oct 4, 2008; Fuck you and the sun you live under

MarcusSA posted:

I was checking walmart for jacket when I found...

https://youtu.be/zAkRs6hcHVg

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

"Hey can you get me a beer from the fridge?"

"Man this tastes a lot saltier than I was expecting"

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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

at least that beer can chicken will taste different but still good.

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CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Memento posted:

"Hey can you get me a beer from the fridge?"

"Man this tastes a lot saltier than I was expecting"

Ngl, if White Claw introduced a beef flavored alcohol seltzer I would try it.

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Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

CannonFodder posted:

Ngl, if White Claw introduced a beef flavored alcohol seltzer I would try it.

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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Nenonen posted:

Haha oh wow is Heathcliff a member of Jem? Because he's truly outrageous! :newlol:

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Cotton posted:

Haha oh wow is Heathcliff a member of Jem? Because he's truly outrageous!

Jem is the lead singer. Jem and the Holograms is the group. I know this must be very embarrassing for you.

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://i.imgur.com/SxQfC7Z.mp4

The Bloop posted:

Jem is the lead singer. Jem and the Holograms is the group. I know this must be very embarrassing for you.

Actually there was a...harrowing incident with a...teleporter... It's too gruesome to describe.

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Beachcomber: May 21, 2007; Another day in paradise.; Slippery Tilde

Nenonen posted:

I mean, in the UK they drink

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Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Isn't that just bullion? Mix up a cube with some spices in boiling water and it's delicious.

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Captain Splendid: Jan 7, 2009; Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

Lodin posted:

Isn't that just bullion? Mix up a cube with some spices in boiling water and it's delicious.

bouillon but yes. You can't find Marmite so easily where I live but every supermarket stocks Bovril, although they put it next to other liquid stocks and don't mention you can drink it as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rk2Vz6K3HMU&t=1411s

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NtotheTC: Dec 31, 2007

i mean it's basically a cup of hot soup, popular at football games etc. you add hot water to it you don't drink it straight as a marmite-like substance

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