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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

mooyashi posted:

lol the what

i'm at the pentagon

i'm at the taco bell

i'm at the combination pentagon and taco bell

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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

Pentagon Sbarro is a great username

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
there are 4 starbucks locations in the pentagon

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

there are 4 starbucks locations in the pentagon

Sure, if you don't count the other two

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I wish there was a Pentagon Cinnabon

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

I remember someone here sharing a story about how a bunch of people found out the Iraq War was starting because the Pentagon Subway location mysteriously opened up at like 1:00 AM and no one could say why.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
sucks for the busters in 6 gotta walk through 50% of the worlds largest office building to grub

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018

Space Station this is your president

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Azathoth posted:

I remember someone here sharing a story about how a bunch of people found out the Iraq War was starting because the Pentagon Subway location mysteriously opened up at like 1:00 AM and no one could say why.

lmfao

Kazzah
Jul 15, 2011

Formerly known as
Krazyface
Hair Elf
Do you still believe in Santa? Because at seven that's marginal, right?

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
The Pentagon has twice as many toilets as it needs because when it was built you had to have separate ones for white and black people

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

MikeCrotch posted:

The Pentagon has twice as many toilets as it needs because when it was built you had to have separate ones for white and black people

Lol my university's math building had different gender bathrooms on different floors because it didn't used to let women study math

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Krazyface posted:

Do you still believe in Santa? Because at seven that's marginal, right?

lol

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
trump called baby shark a "very, very powerful tune"

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Krazyface posted:

Do you still believe in Santa? Because at seven that's marginal, right?

lol i had actually forgotten this one

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
NORAD tracks Santa every Christmas Eve.

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Alan Grayson

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Were those the Hillary toxxers or was that something else?

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
yeah

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

is that gif of the lady laughing at Ellison for saying trump was a legit contender?

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "
rip

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Eat This Glob posted:

is that gif of the lady laughing at Ellison for saying trump was a legit contender?

Maggie Haberman, terminally wrong NYT writer.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Eat This Glob posted:

is that gif of the lady laughing at Ellison for saying trump was a legit contender?

yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixoJbKSwd-0

Happens right at the beginning of the video

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Javid posted:

Were those the Hillary toxxers or was that something else?

they were perma'd for being incredible assholes in the DnD election thread on 11/9/2016

edit: oh it was something else

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

WampaLord posted:

yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixoJbKSwd-0

Happens right at the beginning of the video

Lol its amazing that he said that back in July of 2015, maybe 3 months after Trump jumped in?

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
Al Roker pooping his pants in the White House.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Krazyface posted:

Do you still believe in Santa? Because at seven that's marginal, right?

just imagine if Obama had done that lmao

Accident Underwater
Oct 21, 2005

You look like a star!
https://twitter.com/womensmarch/status/986418934852280320?s=19

IWW Online Branch
Apr 20, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Simpson-Bowles

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
there's no law that says you can't write in Eric "Pass the Muthafuckin' Torch!" Swalwell on Nov. 3, 2020

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

TrilliontonNixon posted:

Simpson-Bowles

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
jeremiah wright

just a big ol lol the reaction from it, and how little wright actually played into obama's politics

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
just remembered chris kyle and how im glad he got killed, psychopathic murderer piece of poo poo

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
remember that guy who taught at yale and worked for the pentagon and one of his children ended up posting on a dying internet forum?

good times.

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
no, no one does

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
i remember when his kid pretended to have a european gf and a motorcycle

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Echo Chamber posted:

Al Roker pooping his pants in the White House.

trump making GBS threads his pants in the white house

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

jeremiah wright

just a big ol lol the reaction from it, and how little wright actually played into obama's politics

Lol at how much it should have played into Obama's politics

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Often Abbreviated posted:

briefcases are garbage put poo poo on your back morans

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