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The funny part is that a specific rule had to be made to stop goons sharing porn of themselves
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Someone over in C-SPAM was just like "yeah, can't believe fishmech used to run a goon porn server and everyone's forgotten" and they had the receipts and that was it. I think with Fishmech there was just so much stuff that running a goon porn server kind of blends into the background. I was familiar with their dipshittery and I don't think I ever really even read threads they posted in. I could have sworn they ate a perma and came back at some point, though? Maybe it was just a regular parachute account type deal.
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Nov 15, 2019 17:37
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wrong thread for a spicy tmrpmo
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Nov 15, 2019 17:37
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I think with Fishmech there was just so much stuff that running a goon porn server kind of blends into the background. I was familiar with their dipshittery and I don't think I ever really even read threads they posted in. I could have sworn they ate a perma and came back at some point, though? Maybe it was just a regular parachute account type deal. Yeah there was definitely a different account at some point that posted exactly as pedantically and wrongly, that folks were responding to as fishmech. It took me a bit to realize it was a different account name, sadly I've lost track of who/where it was.
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Nov 15, 2019 17:51
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Captain Hygiene posted:Yeah there was definitely a different account at some point that posted exactly as pedantically and wrongly, that folks were responding to as fishmech. It took me a bit to realize it was a different account name, sadly I've lost track of who/where it was. Nintendo Kid and i don't think fishmech was running a porn server for horny, but because he's the archetype of the kind of guy who maintains a goons.xls file. the outcome should have been the same though
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Nov 15, 2019 17:52
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Yeah, for Fishmech, it was definitely out of principle and not horny. Specifically the principle of always being wrong, we've lost one of the great oracles of our age, if you agreed with Fishmech, you had some serious thinking to do. That aside, has anyone got that story about that goon using a vacuum cleaner for taint surgery?
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Nov 15, 2019 18:02
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SIGSEGV posted:
I don't have it handy, but if it helps someone find it, it was in the "post the most bachelor thing you've ever done" thread from 2012ish.
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Nov 15, 2019 18:15
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uuuh, nevermind
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Nov 15, 2019 18:39
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Ghost Leviathan posted:The funny part is that a specific rule had to be made to stop goons sharing porn of themselves quite a contrast to reddit creating a specific forum for them to share porn of themselves
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Nov 15, 2019 18:51
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luxury handset posted:Nintendo Kid *she/they anyway probably it was more misguided archival instinct than horny, but thats still pretty bad 
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Nov 15, 2019 18:53
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SIGSEGV posted:Yeah, for Fishmech, it was definitely out of principle and not horny. Specifically the principle of always being wrong, we've lost one of the great oracles of our age, if you agreed with Fishmech, you had some serious thinking to do. Fishmech actually was right sometimes, rarely. But the problem was that once Fishmech agreed with you, you just kind of had to second guess yourself because there's a good chance that actually you're wrong after all
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Nov 15, 2019 18:55
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Fishmech was the poster child for technically correct but wrong is absolutely every other way. She was so incredibly aggressive about it that it could only possibly have been on purpose. I can't believe anybody alive has opinions that consistently terrible. Then again fishmech also showed a tendency to just be contrarian for its own sake. "Don't reply to fishmech" ended up being an unwritten rule most people in D&D followed.
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Nov 15, 2019 19:00
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So much for the "smartest kid in America" eh?  In more (very) recent news, somebody tried soliciting a lovely website here, did not realize it is frowned upon here and also because the person did not do good job reading the rules, and somebody actually checked out the website and saw that the "promo" video is real-life footage of somebody getting beaten up by a bunch of other people on a street. The person also tried replying to goon William Henry Hairytaint with a thoughtful "Dear William," letter/post. I sincerely thought this soliciting poo poo died out in like 2008 but alas 
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Nov 15, 2019 19:16
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Krankenstyle posted:*she/they my bad!
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Nov 15, 2019 19:17
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Krankenstyle posted:anyway probably it was more misguided archival instinct than horny, but thats still pretty bad I was joking in a other thread that in 2072, a bunch of nerd children are going to finally get a crack at Gramps' ye old retro box of pre-quantum computer parts and find "G:/SA Forums/Homegrown" squirreled away. 
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Nov 15, 2019 19:22
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Someone over in C-SPAM was just like "yeah, can't believe fishmech used to run a goon porn server and everyone's forgotten" and they had the receipts and that was it. I see this as supporting evidence for the argument that CSPAM should be promoted to a main forum, and DnD made its sub.
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Nov 15, 2019 19:30
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DACK FAYDEN posted:Someone over in C-SPAM was just like "yeah, can't believe fishmech used to run a goon porn server and everyone's forgotten" and they had the receipts and that was it. Can you link the thread? I want to see the delicious receipts. Also I am scared/excited that Im basically next in line for fishmechs throne of right, but so noxiously toxic you dont want to agree with them
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Nov 15, 2019 19:31
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FilthyImp posted:Datahoarding is a mental disease.though there's something to be said about how your brain breaks for a bit when you first went from dial-up to broadband (hell yeah I'll download this multigig backup why the gently caress not). yeah i get it. for a while around 2000 id literally write custom scraper scripts to download poo poo i would never use. like archive.org wax cylinder mp3s, lovely webcomics, what have you. if i could figure out how the website worked, i downloaded it. there was something satisfying about figuring out a website structure and then leeching everything off it. james may named his cat after a dumb porn downloader i wrote in like 2001 lmao thankfully never got further than that before i got bored and deleted it all Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 19:41 on Nov 15, 2019 |
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Nov 15, 2019 19:39
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Krankenstyle posted:james may named his cat after a dumb porn downloader i wrote in like 2001 lmao I hope this is the wildest sentence I read today because my office chair didn't come with a seatbelt
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Nov 15, 2019 19:41
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ToxicSlurpee posted:Fishmech was the poster child for technically correct but wrong is absolutely every other way. She was so incredibly aggressive about it that it could only possibly have been on purpose. I can't believe anybody alive has opinions that consistently terrible. Then again fishmech also showed a tendency to just be contrarian for its own sake. "Don't reply to fishmech" ended up being an unwritten rule most people in D&D followed. Looks like something sensitive is about to get another rockstar poster.
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Nov 15, 2019 19:42
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Krankenstyle posted:james may named his cat after a dumb porn downloader i wrote in like 2001 lmao Fusker?
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Nov 15, 2019 19:44
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Arivia posted:Can you link the thread? I want to see the delicious receipts. https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1195144399082139649 which like, let's just leave it at that right
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Nov 15, 2019 19:45
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Theophany posted:Fusker? yea lol
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Nov 15, 2019 19:49
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Nov 15, 2019 19:49
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loving Pele? She was permabanned in '03 at the latest IIRC, before I even registered my first account. This is some primordial forums drama come back to life.
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Nov 15, 2019 20:56
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DPPH was something else, but as a 21 year old living on my own with my first very own internet connection it sure was amazing back before porn sites were free.
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Nov 15, 2019 21:02
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sadchub was a p inspired name
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Nov 15, 2019 21:10
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speaking of sa porn, wasnt there a goon who claimed that his mom/dad remarried and he realized that his new stepsister was a pornstar? which sounded like bullshit but then she got an account and posted also? i wanna say mid 00s at the latest i dont remember how it was decided/proven that this account actually was the pornstar but since these unhallowed forums are the origin of all that is bad and wrong, im sure this legend is also the reason that porn is now all incestuous
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Nov 15, 2019 21:20
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Well, I found the taint vacuum cleaner surgery story, It's as beautiful as the day Fishmech ate a permaban. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3398148&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=41 quote:Bachelor? Yeah, maybe. Missed opportunity: "[...] not look like a crime scene. Butt relief is upon me!!" Bonus beauty: quote:BAN 06/15/11 08:23pm scapulataf Pretty creepy, dude. Aatrek Debbie Metallica SIGSEGV has a new favorite as of 21:22 on Nov 15, 2019 |
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Nov 15, 2019 21:20
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 i remember thatalso, Pretty creepy dude: Aatrek
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Nov 15, 2019 21:24
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When aatrek is calling you creepy etc edit: I am not sad to have been beaten to this joke
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Nov 15, 2019 21:24
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Krankenstyle posted:
OTOH, one handedly writing about what thoughts you just wanked off to is significantly less creepy that, well, Aatrek.
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Nov 15, 2019 21:36
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Krankenstyle posted:speaking of sa porn, wasnt there a goon who claimed that his mom/dad remarried and he realized that his new stepsister was a pornstar? which sounded like bullshit but then she got an account and posted also? i wanna say mid 00s at the latest I remember the thread but like all good goon stories it turned out to be fake, IIRC. And likely inspired by a real article from a guy who recognized his foster sister in a porno as he was mid-wank. I'm in a Chinese mall eating BBQ duck so I'm not going to try to find the article.
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Krankenstyle posted:speaking of sa porn, wasnt there a goon who claimed that his mom/dad remarried and he realized that his new stepsister was a pornstar? which sounded like bullshit but then she got an account and posted also? i wanna say mid 00s at the latest two different stories iirc some goon claimed a porn star was his new stepsister. not sure if it was true or not, probably not. it was just a story about a very awkward family dinner some other goons found some porn star on an escorting site and tried organize a joke gangbang or something, and the lady ended up registering an account and getting in a bunch of internet fights e: i was way off on the second story, the 'joke gangbang' was some other different bit of terrible goon lore perhaps. here's the thread for the "porn star is my half sister" https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2191192 and the real lady, annie cruz, who registered an account https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=1479 Mr. Fall Down Terror has a new favorite as of 21:44 on Nov 15, 2019 |
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Nov 15, 2019 21:40
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Was that Mermaid Shelly? I remember someone with a username that started with Mermaid was part of this.
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Nov 15, 2019 21:43
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you can always depend on goons to identify vaguely described porn lol (thanks, gonna read back from the last page to see if there are funny posts) oh thread#2 was justin_on_fire of white house leaks fame lmao Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 21:50 on Nov 15, 2019 |
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Nov 15, 2019 21:48
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Hoshi posted:Was that Mermaid Shelly? I remember someone with a username that started with Mermaid was part of this. Mermaid Shelly was just some lady who liked wearing one of those mermaid tail dealies, and was a pretty good sport about SA getting directed to her website and did a Ask/Tell thread about the whole mermaid tail thing. I don't think she went off the deep end.
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Nov 15, 2019 21:48
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wasn't the poster annie cruz?
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Nov 15, 2019 21:50
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AngryRobotsInc posted:Mermaid Shelly was just some lady who liked wearing one of those mermaid tail dealies, and was a pretty good sport about SA getting directed to her website and did a Ask/Tell thread about the whole mermaid tail thing. I don't think she went off the deep end. While we're talking weird sex things: there is apparently exactly one (1) of those mermaid tails with a cutout for having sex and the mermaids all pass it around like a rite of passage.
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Arivia posted:While we're talking weird sex things: there is apparently exactly one (1) of those mermaid tails with a cutout for having sex and the mermaids all pass it around like a rite of passage. you think theres a market for selling them on etsy maybe? i have a friend whos looking to break into the high margin customs market
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