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magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Tenser's Floating Disco

Tasha's Encouraging Laughter

:69snypa:

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# ? Nov 14, 2019 04:37

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# ? May 24, 2024 18:03

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Darsson's chill chamber

# ? Nov 14, 2019 05:32

Heather Papps: hello friend

chill-lol-lagh

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# ? Nov 14, 2019 05:40

nut

i cast a fifth level pesto-dispensation on the spahgetti

# ? Nov 14, 2019 16:31

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

magic cactus posted:

wholesome d&d spells:

Bigby's Friendly Fistbump

Mordekanin's Magnificent Taco Stand

# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:43

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Summon Greater Emotional Support Animal

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# ? Nov 14, 2019 18:47

nut

Heather Papps posted:

chill-lol-lagh

power word chill

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:28

google THIS

Charm Person, Sincerely and Consensually

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:31

Finger Prince

Hold person (tenderly)

Finger Prince fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Nov 14, 2019

# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:42

Heather Papps: hello friend

grandmothers gift thank you note

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# ? Nov 14, 2019 19:43

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Purify Bong Water

# ? Nov 14, 2019 20:31

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

I cast Gently Caress

# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:10

jeffery

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# ? Nov 14, 2019 21:12

nut

wrath of nurture

# ? Nov 14, 2019 22:37

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

A rule that's like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for how close everything is to a sex thing.

# ? Nov 16, 2019 01:50

google THIS

SardonicTyrant posted:

A rule that's like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for how close everything is to a sex thing.

That's a jackhammer, somebody probably once tried to gently caress a jackhammer.

That's a pigeon, somebody probably once tried to gently caress a pigeon, come on, give me a tough one.

A vagina. Ok, uhhh, give me a second. Ok, so, a vagina looks a little like a hot dog bun, right? And what do you put in a hot dog bun? Hot dogs, and what do dogs do? They bark, and where do you find bark? On a tree, and what sometimes grows around trees? Poison ivy, and somebody probably once tried to gently caress poison ivy.

# ? Nov 16, 2019 02:24

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

That's a jackhammer, somebody probably once tried to gently caress a jackhammer.

That's a pigeon, somebody probably once tried to gently caress a pigeon, come on, give me a tough one.

A vagina. Ok, uhhh, give me a second. Ok, so, a vagina looks a little like a hot dog bun, right? And what do you put in a hot dog bun? Hot dogs, and what do dogs do? They bark, and where do you find bark? On a tree, and what sometimes grows around trees? Poison ivy, and somebody probably once tried to gently caress poison ivy.

okay so a rock?

no, you can gently caress on a rock.

a plant? naw they... hmmmm.

a virus? i guess its a virus?

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# ? Nov 16, 2019 02:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

SardonicTyrant posted:

A rule that's like Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon, but for how close everything is to a sex thing.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3896236

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# ? Nov 16, 2019 02:27

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

Remember that movie where Jeff Goldblum stops an alien invasion?

If they don't say Buckaroo Banzai, don't do a second date.

# ? Nov 16, 2019 02:57

Heather Papps: hello friend

ask them what their fave kurosawa flick is and if they say anything but rashoman, give them 3 dates

if they say "spirited away" it's time to ghost

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# ? Nov 16, 2019 03:30

Finger Prince

Heather Papps posted:

ask them what their fave kurosawa flick is and if they say anything but rashoman, give them 3 dates

if they say "spirited away" it's time to ghost

The Magnificent Seven.

# ? Nov 16, 2019 04:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

Finger Prince posted:

The Magnificent Seven.

kiss me, you fool

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# ? Nov 16, 2019 04:26

Escape From Noise

Rashomon is probably among his best films though?

# ? Nov 16, 2019 06:00

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

thread called "let that sink in" and inside it's just a picture of a sink knocking on the door

# ? Nov 16, 2019 10:01

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

the door to byob

# ? Nov 16, 2019 10:02

Escape From Noise

Cubone posted:

thread called "let that sink in" and inside it's just a picture of a sink knocking on the door

Don't let that sink in (it's a vampire!)

# ? Nov 16, 2019 10:20

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Rashomon is probably among his best films though?

that's not how I remembered it

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# ? Nov 16, 2019 22:36

Heather Papps: hello friend

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Rashomon is probably among his best films though?

yes but i honestly think that the magnificent seven is better than seven samurai im sorry i really am this is my true opinion

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# ? Nov 16, 2019 22:59

Heather Papps: hello friend

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

that's not how I remembered it

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# ? Nov 16, 2019 22:59

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Heather Papps posted:

ask them what their fave kurosawa flick is and if they say anything but rashoman, give them 3 dates

if they say "spirited away" it's time to ghost

fwiw, mine is 'dreams,' but just that part where martin scorsese is van gogh. couldn't tell you a drat word of it on account of it being so long since i had a chance to watch it, but i remember being blown away by his monologue.

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# ? Nov 16, 2019 23:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

so um... you uh, i dunno, you like books?

naw i mostly read fanfiction.

do you continue?
y/n?

10...9...8...7...6...5...4..3..2......

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# ? Nov 16, 2019 23:51

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&

What's a pickup artist's favorite meal at McDonald's? Neg McMuffin.

# ? Nov 17, 2019 02:55

Escape From Noise

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

that's not how I remembered it

# ? Nov 17, 2019 03:37

FactsAreUseless

SAlien vs Predditor

# ? Nov 17, 2019 20:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

The man's pants and underwear fall to the floor. Roy Scheider appears out of nowhere and says, "We're gonna need a bigger dick."

# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:18

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

FactsAreUseless posted:

SAlien vs Predditor

p. sure you coulda just kept it as 'predator'

you know, on account of the whole r/jailbait saga.

...i'll get my coat.

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# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:46

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FactsAreUseless posted:

SAlien vs Predditor

if the bad one wins, we lose

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# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:56

Jaguars!

Some kind of silicon valley crime family out to disrupt the mafia industry

# ? Nov 17, 2019 23:15

Heather Papps: hello friend

gig era job terms

oh yeah i'm a coffee creamer. someone from starbucksco brings the coffee, then ping my account asking for milk or cream

well no i don't clean your house or like, whatever. i am a "shower head scale specialist" and i take care of your shower head. can you just scan this qr code and give me 5 stars please?

no mom, i have tried to explain this, i am a "freelance listicle author" and no, i dont know how to explain it to gramma

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# ? Nov 18, 2019 00:48

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FactsAreUseless

A cool church called Papa God's

# ? Nov 18, 2019 02:13

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