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Al! posted:someone just anonymously sent me a massive screed about THE MODS being a national security conspiracy 2DCAT's on the run
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Nov 16, 2019 07:18
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doin my fifth witcher 3 playthrough and inadvertently murdered Kiera Metz without even realizing it was possible owns but i kinda like her more than triss or yenn so savescum awaaaaay
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Nov 16, 2019 07:18
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Zyla posted:POST IT oh idk its incredibly cursed
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Nov 16, 2019 07:18
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Durf posted:doin my fifth witcher 3 playthrough and inadvertently murdered Kiera Metz without even realizing it was possible wait you can do that?
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Nov 16, 2019 07:18
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Some big horny this Friday night
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Nov 16, 2019 07:19
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I miss sometimes getting 50 cent pieces and susan b anthony dollars as change
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Nov 16, 2019 07:19
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gently caress You And Diebold posted:Some big horny this Friday night i have a real weakness for kiera metz, i wont lie about that
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Nov 16, 2019 07:19
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Zyla posted:POST IT King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches. As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters. He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses. “You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn’t listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won’t get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!” “Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!” King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood. “Bring him here. Good. Give me his file.” The king looked over the prisoner’s dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender. “You’ll never get away with this! Never!” “Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself.” “Praise be to Allah, seenyor.” “Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!” “Oh, no, not anything as gauche as torture.” The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man’s helpless neck. “Now you are immune to rubella.” Kyle’s lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama’s stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk. “Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion.” The three figures appeared live via satelite. “Gentlemen,” began Obama darkly, “it’s time to have…a conversation.”
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Nov 16, 2019 07:19
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Flavius Aetass posted:I miss sometimes getting 50 cent pieces and susan b anthony dollars as change were the susan b anthonys the ones that had the octagonal edges? i loved the feel of the corners on those.
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Nov 16, 2019 07:20
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Al! posted:oh idk its incredibly cursed Yeah better just dump it in the Trump thread and forget it, those people are loving trash
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Nov 16, 2019 07:20
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Nae! posted:wait you can do that? ya demand she return the rat tower docs and call her an idiot for trusting radovid and things get bad real fast
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Nov 16, 2019 07:20
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Durf posted:doin my fifth witcher 3 playthrough and inadvertently murdered Kiera Metz without even realizing it was possible yen is a stupid name so i hated her at first but she's way better than jerlt
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Nov 16, 2019 07:21
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Nae! posted:were the susan b anthonys the ones that had the octagonal edges? i loved the feel of the corners on those. yeppers i have a bunch of em!! https://twitter.com/zizekthottie/status/1195461732539490305
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Nov 16, 2019 07:21
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Admiral Ray posted:yen is a stupid name so i hated her at first but she's way better than jerlt yennifer is the best and a queen triss is a gaslighting rapist
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Nov 16, 2019 07:22
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Admiral Ray posted:yen is a stupid name so i hated her at first but she's way better than jerlt witcher 3 wife tier list: top tier - dandelion everybody else go gently caress yourself
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Nov 16, 2019 07:22
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Nae! posted:were the susan b anthonys the ones that had the octagonal edges? i loved the feel of the corners on those. yeah 
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Nov 16, 2019 07:22
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Nov 16, 2019 07:22
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Flavius Aetass posted:I miss sometimes getting 50 cent pieces and susan b anthony dollars as change Post office stamp machines up until not too long ago used to be a good way to get sba dollars
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Nov 16, 2019 07:22
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ok, well, dont log in to cspam slack either. jeez. what is going on in the world of cspam offsite
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Nov 16, 2019 07:22
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Durf posted:doin my fifth witcher 3 playthrough and inadvertently murdered Kiera Metz without even realizing it was possible i'm not going to trust someone who just bewitched me and is living in a swamp tower
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Nov 16, 2019 07:23
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Some of her poo poo just rules it's not anyone's fault
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Nov 16, 2019 07:23
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Calibanibal posted:ok, well, dont log in to cspam slack either. jeez. what is going on in the world of cspam offsite sa offsites are commonly diseased
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Nov 16, 2019 07:23
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Zyla posted:yeppers i have a bunch of em!! this one made me laugh
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Nov 16, 2019 07:23
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I had to see this and now so do y'all.
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Nov 16, 2019 07:23
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i dated this crazy lady years ago who had serious anxiety issues and stupid poo poo that she never saw a doctor for and she would wake up and constantly repeat "my tummy hurts what if I puke" instead of doing anything to improve her life and was abusive at times and by the end I just didn't give a poo poo one night she was losing her poo poo but unfortunately it was when someone sent me the thread with all those Granos jokes https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2512842&pagenumber=1&perpage=40 Her: im never goin to see a doctor because I'm an idiot, my stomach is going to fall out of my rear end, please, do something, I am a child and incapable of being a grown rear end adult me: lmao ya gotta hear this one, he says he's gonna call the police on Granos hahahaha
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Nov 16, 2019 07:24
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emfive posted:Post office stamp machines up until not too long ago used to be a good way to get sba dollars I used to go to the bank special to get like $20-40 of the big gold dollar coins every month lol
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Nov 16, 2019 07:24
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I have secured the whiskey
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Nov 16, 2019 07:24
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Tubgoat posted:I had to see this and now so do y'all. fuuuuuuuck that's cursed
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Nov 16, 2019 07:24
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Zyla posted:yennifer is the best and a queen yes, she's never lied to Gert. triss did. Nae! posted:witcher 3 wife tier list: the dumbass dwarf is okay too
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Nov 16, 2019 07:25
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Tubgoat posted:I had to see this and now so do y'all. Gah that's not even good aside from the cop worship bit
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Nov 16, 2019 07:25
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Nae! posted:witcher 3 wife tier list: Dandelion is pua trash
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Nov 16, 2019 07:25
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Inspector Hound posted:I used to go to the bank special to get like $20-40 of the big gold dollar coins every month lol I got a bunch at once for tooth fairy money
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Nov 16, 2019 07:25
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Good soup! posted:i dated this crazy lady years ago who had serious anxiety issues and stupid poo poo that she never saw a doctor for and she would wake up and constantly repeat "my tummy hurts what if I puke" instead of doing anything to improve her life and was abusive at times and by the end I just didn't give a poo poo good times lol
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Nov 16, 2019 07:26
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Good soup! posted:i dated this crazy lady years ago who had serious anxiety issues and stupid poo poo that she never saw a doctor for and she would wake up and constantly repeat "my tummy hurts what if I puke" instead of doing anything to improve her life and was abusive at times and by the end I just didn't give a poo poo ithe gently caress is a grnaos
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Nov 16, 2019 07:26
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Good soup! posted:I have secured the whiskey text me
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Nov 16, 2019 07:26
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[seductively, to präsident piss tayyip erdogasm]: i will call you later.
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Nov 16, 2019 07:27
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A Handed Missus posted:text me I will call you later.
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Nov 16, 2019 07:27
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i've been playing witcher 3 and my fave character so far is the horse
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*unboxing XL katana* IT'S TAYYIP! SIKTIR GIT 
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