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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



A Handed Missus posted:

emfive is so old that he has a lurkergrandson

:bustem:

lmao

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Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Flavius Aetass posted:

or they could be your friend

i already have enough friends, i dont have enough lovers (only a few dozen right now, slow season)

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
realizing that nothing matters will free you

join us

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Nae! posted:

how big of a deal was the vcr and the ability to watch recordings at home on your schedule?

massive

lol we got a betamax, and some local station was going to show 2001 and I was like "WE MUST TAPE THIS" so we got everything ready, and then some loving moron up the street was loving around with his TV antenna and hooked it into the overhead power lines and thus simultaneously killed himself and knocked out power on our block.

stupid idiot fucker I didn't even know him but I still hate him

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBRjNkiDaeI

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

tacodaemon posted:

now i'm worried naerasa will be tempted to text "pop the boys, champ" to her friends just to see what happens

all of my friends have infants now, so any texts will mean waking them up from the existential hell of endless micronaps

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Chinatown posted:

realizing that nothing matters will free you

join us

yeah this is why i started making GBS threads into my piss very liberating

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


emfive posted:

massive

lol we got a betamax, and some local station was going to show 2001 and I was like "WE MUST TAPE THIS" so we got everything ready, and then some loving moron up the street was loving around with his TV antenna and hooked it into the overhead power lines and thus simultaneously killed himself and knocked out power on our block.

stupid idiot fucker I didn't even know him but I still hate him

:lol:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
emfive clicking on the cspam gaming thread: *ctrl f hoop*

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
https://i.imgur.com/h3lB35C.mp4

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/41Strange/status/1195590649162162176

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

lorn Wayne posted:

emfive did all of you start peanut farms to offset carters industry betrayal

really good question, so, no

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

emfive posted:

massive

lol we got a betamax, and some local station was going to show 2001 and I was like "WE MUST TAPE THIS" so we got everything ready, and then some loving moron up the street was loving around with his TV antenna and hooked it into the overhead power lines and thus simultaneously killed himself and knocked out power on our block.

stupid idiot fucker I didn't even know him but I still hate him

hahah holy poo poo that's wild

the stories my 65-year-old parents tell seem to have a lot more injury/death by misadventure than the ones my friends tell. i get the feeling people back then did a lot more stupid poo poo because there were fewer ways to entertain yourself.

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



emfive posted:

I am now into my first new day at age 59

e: I am ready for it, go on

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


A Handed Missus posted:

Delaware loves me and, uh, I.... uuuuuuuuuuuuuhh - that's ok, I'll still be their senator.

wow! senator a handed missus~! :swoon:

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

I wish I was 59, way closer to death than 30 and it means more of the apocalypse to live through

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
our modern world but be so frightening to you, emfive

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Chinatown posted:

realizing that nothing matters will free you

join us

https://twitter.com/brett_mcgurk/status/1195368417777242112

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

DryGoods posted:

our modern world but be so frightening to you, emfive

gently caress its frightening to me

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
most of the movies I had as a kid were recorded from showtime by my grandma and always had the last 5-10 minutes cut out

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Texting pop the boys champ to my balls doctor

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVsEm_QRWiQ

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

repeat story

last early Jan daughter was back for school and it was a super cold day and she was at a cafe and brushed a leaf off a table, but it wasn't a leaf, it was a tiny bat

so she grabbed some napkins and picked up the bat, because it had fallen into a walkway, and she put the bat in her woolen hat to warm up

the bat eventually "walked" out of the hat and flew away, she said it looked like something from Miyazaki

then she started freaking out realizing "oh gently caress I touched a bat"

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Flavius Aetass posted:

most of the movies I had as a kid were recorded from showtime by my grandma and always had the last 5-10 minutes cut out

grandma had to make room for her Red Shoe Diaries eps

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Texting pop the boys champ to my balls doctor

Don't be a tough guy! Don't be a fool!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


DryGoods posted:

grandma had to make room for her Red Shoe Diaries eps

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

DryGoods posted:

our modern world but be so frightening to you, emfive

I have been a computoucher since the late 70s so I am way more informed than most people my age, and also I hate most people my age

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Flavius Aetass posted:

Don't be a tough guy! Don't be a fool!

I will risperdal you later.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

my brother has finally noticed my facebook had some....changes recently

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


emfive posted:

and also I hate most people my age

maybe we're not so different after all peepaw :kiddo:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Zyla posted:

my brother has finally noticed my facebook had some....changes recently

This is roughly how perceptive I am as a brother, I recently learned my sister has been living in Germany for some time

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



earliest known depiction of emfive and his childhood doggo


Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

DryGoods posted:

grandma had to make room for her Red Shoe Diaries eps

It's funny because it's so like her to strangely care enough to record them for me, but not care enough to do anything but set a timer and go into the other room to smoke and have flashbacks to the war

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


youre welcome

i search far and wide for the best material for you to repurpose :hai:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

A Handed Missus posted:

maybe we're not so different after all peepaw :kiddo:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
man if i had a dollar for every day that trump

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Flavius Aetass posted:

Don't be a tough guy! Don't be a fool!

bad guy. duh!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


tacodaemon posted:

earliest known depiction of emfive and his childhood doggo



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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/egirItears/status/1195069159358574601

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