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"Gas this thread" she said, licking her lips. "I think I'd like that!"

It was not until a month after the initial purchase that we realized that she had a problem with the gas. As it turned out, her gas was very much like the typical man's—almost entirely odorless. This led me to believe that she had developed a problem with the bacteria that live in her vagina.

I'm a huge fan of bacteria! They're not harmful to us at all—in fact, many of us are bacteria experts! It turns out that when she first started using the bottle, she did not use it properly.

I'm a big believer in using condoms correctly. The reason for this is that condoms make the sex act safer. Not only will condoms prevent STDs, but they will help prevent infections like yeast and bacteria.

I recommend that everyone has at least one condom at all times. The way you use condoms affects the level of protection.

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Hate politics, hate religion," he says. "But this isn't hate religion. This is science."

In a recent study, an Italian study team found that in addition to lowering the rate of cancer and other diseases, the traditional use of cannabis has been shown to lower stress, anxiety, pain, depression, and even aggression in humans.

When it comes to the effects on children, there's no evidence to suggest that children are born addicted to weed, but there is evidence that early exposure to the drug in cannabis smoke can damage the developing nervous system and cause mental illness.

"The effects are so widespread," says Dr. David Nichols, a professor of pediatrics at the University of California, San Francisco. "It seems to be a continuum."

For his part, Dr. Nichols admits to using marijuana during his own childhood years, but he says it didn't cause him any harm.

"There's a lot of research

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You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small mailbox here.

> Open mailbox

You see two packages inside.

> Open packages

Inside you find:

<a piece of paper labeled "BONUS" with a picture of a horse>

<a piece of paper labeled "BONUS" with a picture of a pony>

<a piece of paper labeled "BONUS" with a picture of a skeleton>

<a piece of paper labeled "BONUS" with a picture of a skeleton>

<a piece of paper labeled "BONUS" with a picture of a skeleton>

<a piece of paper labeled "BONUS" with a picture of a skeleton>

The horse and pony pieces are a reward for playing the following minigame with the dog

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You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small child here.

> Attempt to approach.

You are not allowed to approach.

> Attempt to approach.

You are not allowed to approach.

> Run away.

You are not allowed to flee.

> Try to attack.

You are not allowed to attack.

> Attempt to attack.

You are not allowed to attack.

> Attack.

You attack the small child.

The small child is knocked over.

> Approach to loot.

You get the item from the small child.

> Pick up the item.

You pick up the item.

> Drop the item.

You drop the item.

> Use it.

You use the item.

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You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a small Grue here.

> Get the keycard.

< The door locks behind you.

The Grue here leaves and walks north.

The door opens again, and a large figure emerges.

It is a woman, holding a small baby.

She gives you a pistol.

> Use pistol to kill the Grue.

You kill the Grue with a bullet to the head.

> Use pistol to kill the baby.

The baby dies.

> Use pistol to kill the mother.

You kill the mother with a shot to the head.

> Kill the Grue.

The Grue dies, and you leave.

You enter the house again, and go upstairs.

> Use the keycard on

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You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.
There is a giant dildo here.

> Look around the house.

You notice that the house has 2 wooden doors and a door at the front.

You can open either of the doors and find a large pool of water in the back of the house. There are two dead chickens in the back as well.

> Walk through the house.

It doesn't look like anyone is home.

> Look at the pool.

There are small blue circles on it.

> Look at the dildo in the backyard.

It is of a different color and is quite hard.

> Talk to the man.

He doesn't look like he is going to be willing to help you.

You might want to get a knife, if you haven't already.

Rollersnake posted:

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Holy poo poo I am crying. I'm pretty sure this thing is on the verge of sentience.

In a move that has baffled analysts, the Department of Defense awarded a weapons contract to Jimmy Dean Foods. The company is rumored to be producing a tank made of meat. It's a little ridiculous to think a meat-based tank could take down a tank made out of metal and metal components, but it's the world we live in now.

The U.S. Army's $1 billion contract to Dean Foods will go to the company if it can make a weaponized hamburger that can "neutralize armor," which basically means that the hamburger has to pierce the armor and not be destroyed by the blast of the shot. There's a pretty good chance that the burgers will need to be kept in a humid environment as the military is trying to develop a meat-based food that is able to withstand the desert heat. In fact, this may have been a big factor in the military's decision to use meat to create a tank.

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Artifacts such as the Venus of Willendorf show that the body positivity movement began during the Paleolithic Age. A group of Neanderthal bones in Germany are believed to be of a female who was around 30 to 35 years old when she died. Other ancient human remains have been found in Africa, which researchers think were used by early humans to hunt giant sloths.

The body positivity movement is about more than just body image and weight-loss tips. The movement has an impact on society and is often credited with saving the lives of many women and men. In the early 20th century, for instance, the body positivity movement saved the lives of more than 4,000 women during the Armenian genocide. The Armenian genocide was sparked when Ottoman authorities attempted to eliminate all the Armenians living in the Ottoman Empire.

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Leonardo da Vinci discovered penicillin in 1510. It was then discovered by a Dutch physician, Jacob van Eyck, and introduced to the world in 1593.

In the early 1800s, the drug was prescribed to treat a number of illnesses. It was used in the treatment of malaria, pneumonia, and syphilis. It had great success in the treatment of these infections.

By the end of the century, penicillin was a household name and the only treatment for a number of ailments, including pneumonia, gonorrhea, gonorrhea, gonorrhea, and gonorrhea. It even had a successful use in treating influenza and measles.

In 1910, the drug was used in World War I. The German army used penicillin for their soldiers and it saved many lives.

However, by the 1940s, penicillin was the drug of choice for treating the common cold.

r u ready to WALK posted:

I want a local version of this utility that can just keep going forever through a text to speech engine

poverty goat posted:

In a move that has baffled analysts, the Department of Defense awarded a weapons contract to Planned Parenthood. The company is rumored to be producing a tank made of dead babies. The tank is to be used by the Iraqi military to kill innocent civilians.
"This is a tank that is so advanced, it will be able to operate on land and sea," said former Navy SEAL Mike Ruppert. It will also carry a "nuclear tipped .50 caliber machine gun, as well as multiple missile launchers." But wait, there's more: the tank is to be designed to carry an infant in its belly. "We don't have a name for this baby, but it is very, very tiny," Ruppert said. "If you're a mom, you're going to be very, very excited. You will have this baby on your side, and he will be protected from all of the violence."

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Holy poo poo I am crying. I'm pretty sure this thing is on the verge of sentience.

In a move that has baffled analysts, the Department of Defense awarded a weapons contract to Jimmy Dean Foods. The company is rumored to be producing a tank made of meat. It's a little ridiculous to think a meat-based tank could take down a tank made out of metal and metal components, but it's the world we live in now.

The U.S. Army's $1 billion contract to Dean Foods will go to the company if it can make a weaponized hamburger that can "neutralize armor," which basically means that the hamburger has to pierce the armor and not be destroyed by the blast of the shot. There's a pretty good chance that the burgers will need to be kept in a humid environment as the military is trying to develop a meat-based food that is able to withstand the desert heat. In fact, this may have been a big factor in the military's decision to use meat to create a tank.

Mozi posted:

#FattiesWorthIt, a social media campaign calling for a $2 billion fund for the fight against fat discrimination that is being used to finance organizations that are fighting against fat activism. A group of fat women have launched a new website, the Fatties Worth It Campaign.

One of the organizers of the campaign, "Chubnaut," explains on the Fatties Worth It Campaign website, "Fat people have always struggled against prejudice and discrimination. We are more likely to be unemployed, face health problems, be victims of hate crimes and face a higher risk of cancer, heart disease, Type 2 diabetes and osteoporosis. But, in recent years, fat discrimination has become the worst thing to happen to fat people. A growing number of big business and governmental entities, big corporations, big charities and big public figures are putting their financial interests ahead of our health and wellbeing. In 2013 alone, Big Fat Payday came out of the shadows and into the public

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Scientists have developed a new method of execution. They say that in addition to the already effective electric chair, this machine would be able to execute any prisoner even faster.

The method consists of using two electric motors to execute a single prisoner. One motor is used to propel the body to the chair. The other motor is used to pull the condemned person's body into the chair.

The motor in question, named the 'Electrokinetic Execution System', can accelerate an individual prisoner by more than four times the force of gravity. The system is also capable of moving human limbs up to six miles per hour and can carry prisoners in excess of 5,000 pounds.

This method of execution is more humane than the current electric chair and the method is expected to be used in prisons across the United States and in other countries across the world.

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A new craze that is sweeping the nation is the "Fifty Shades of Grey" book series. But it is not for the squeamish, for the most part.

It's just the latest example of how books, particularly romance novels, have become a hot commodity. And why, according to the U.S. Trade Representative, the U.S. exported $18 billion worth of goods to China last year alone.

"There is a growing trend of buying a book on an ebook platform, like Kindle or Apple, and downloading it and reading it there," says Stephen B. Smith, a spokesman for the U.S. Trade Representative. "But some of these platforms also offer a way for people to purchase the book and download it to their computer."

Many eBooks come with free or discounted e-book formats. However, if a book is priced in the traditional manner, such as at Amazon or the Barnes and Noble store, an e-book reader

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Built by Adam King (@AdamDanielKing) as an easier way to play with OpenAI's new machine learning model. In February, OpenAI unveiled a language model called GPT-2 that generates coherent paragraphs of text one word at a time.

In the past few months, OpenAI and the machine learning researchers behind GPT-2 have been developing a way to automatically generate a corpus of sentences. The system is based on a neural network architecture that involves a large amount of text from Wikipedia and other sources. It generates sentences that are coherent and well-written but also contain the right level of abstraction.

The goal, King explained in a blog post on the OpenAI blog, is to make it easy to play with the system in the same way you might play with any other artificial intelligence program in OpenAI's sandbox. "We wanted a system that could take any sentence from Wikipedia and generate a novel sentence of roughly the same form. A system like this would give us the same sort of flexibility and extensibility that people

poverty goat posted:

In a move that has baffled analysts, the Department of Defense awarded a weapons contract to Planned Parenthood. The company is rumored to be producing a tank made of dead babies. The tank is to be used by the Iraqi military to kill innocent civilians.
"This is a tank that is so advanced, it will be able to operate on land and sea," said former Navy SEAL Mike Ruppert. It will also carry a "nuclear tipped .50 caliber machine gun, as well as multiple missile launchers." But wait, there's more: the tank is to be designed to carry an infant in its belly. "We don't have a name for this baby, but it is very, very tiny," Ruppert said. "If you're a mom, you're going to be very, very excited. You will have this baby on your side, and he will be protected from all of the violence."

poverty goat posted:

In a move that has baffled analysts, the Department of Defense awarded a weapons contract to Planned Parenthood. The company is rumored to be producing a tank made of dead babies. The tank is to be used by the Iraqi military to kill innocent civilians.
"This is a tank that is so advanced, it will be able to operate on land and sea," said former Navy SEAL Mike Ruppert. It will also carry a "nuclear tipped .50 caliber machine gun, as well as multiple missile launchers." But wait, there's more: the tank is to be designed to carry an infant in its belly. "We don't have a name for this baby, but it is very, very tiny," Ruppert said. "If you're a mom, you're going to be very, very excited. You will have this baby on your side, and he will be protected from all of the violence."

sinc posted:

It has a short memory with restaurant reviews, you really need to crank it up to derail the usual pattern and still...
We were immediately welcomed as if we were regulars. The waiter took out his dick and pissed all over me and my wife and took a huge poo poo on our table, and assaulted our daughter. Hot poo poo sprayed on us from his nasty rear end in a top hat, causing us to vomit our guts out. The Parma ham starter was also bad, but they had a good amount of fresh salad and bread with the ham. The meat was so delicious, I'm a big fan! I've never had the bread that they had, but the salad and ham were so good and the food was really good. The service was great and they had a great wine list! The ambiance was nice as well. I will be back, and I will definitely bring my daughter to eat here!