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I don't know what happened, Elon. Seems like your quarters were fitted with some sort of ejection system for some reason. You're landing about 200km away from the designated landing site.
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Cojawfee posted:I don't know what happened, Elon. Seems like your quarters were fitted with some sort of ejection system for some reason. You're landing about 200km away from the designated landing site. Elon: [frantically scrolls to find appropriate reaction meme but they're loading too slowly because of the low space bandwidth]
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there would be suicides today if elong suddenly was squished into muck on the factory floor or something
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you mean people voluntarily neuralinking their brains to upload an AI trained on elon's twitter feed so he may live on one ordinary human brain could never be enough, but if every tesla owner made the sacrifice...
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Blink at least once within the next 15 minutes to enter yourself in a lottery to have your consciousness replaced with Elon's.
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1195504767818055680
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My prediction: it will look mostly like any other truck, but rounder and also somehow blobbier in a way that just looks kind of weird for vehicular design without you really being able to articulate exactly why
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Captain Hygiene posted:My prediction: it will look mostly like any other truck, but rounder and also somehow blobbier in a way that just looks kind of weird for vehicular design without you really being able to articulate exactly why But will it fart? This is important!
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Captain Hygiene posted:My prediction: it will look mostly like any other truck, but rounder and also somehow blobbier in a way that just looks kind of weird for vehicular design without you really being able to articulate exactly why Can't wait for the annotated picture that explains why all the blobs are great and perfect and normal trucks have bad designs that ruin them because Elon didn't poo poo them out.
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I hope it looks like a fat El Camino.
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:But will it fart? This is important!  Pfft, oh ye of little faith. This is the man who invented the car fart 
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Personally, I hope he's buried in a unmarked grave.
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Some of the Sheep posted:Lol, sees a rocket gaining altitude and thinks "look at all that vertical integration!" my box of hand lotion from amazon slams through my roof after reentry, having developed a glowing sheath of plasma from air friction en route. The impact obliterates my house and the two neighboring houses, leaving a 40-foot crater flecked with flaming debris and and bright orange molten glass cooling to a deep red as my tortured soul, now released from it's earthly prison, leaves a 5-star review for timely delivery.
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You're supposed to review the product, not the delivery!! 
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gschmidl posted:You're supposed to review the product, not the delivery!! the delivery is the product this is musk we're talking about
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:there would be suicides today if elong suddenly was squished into muck on the factory floor or something How many suicides can be linked to Steve Jobs?
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Siljmonster posted:How many suicides can be linked to Steve Jobs? At least one high profile one
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Dumb Lowtax posted:At least one high profile one is it really suicide if you're just refusing treatment until recovery is impossible though
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Dumb Lowtax posted:At least one high profile one Lmao
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Captain Hygiene posted:My prediction: it will look mostly like any other truck, but rounder and also somehow blobbier in a way that just looks kind of weird for vehicular design without you really being able to articulate exactly why quote:"It's a pickup truck that can carry a pickup truck." Since then, we've heard his biggest new baby "Makes Ram seem puny," will look like "an armored personnel carrier from the future," will compel people to ask, "Whoa, what’s that thing?," will have seats large enough to fit the late, totally great, 7'4", 520-pound Andre the Giant, and will be able to tow 300,000 pounds. Best of all, "The goal is to be a better truck than an F-150 in terms of truck-like functionality and be a better sports car than a standard 911," with 400 to 500 miles of range and a starting price of $49,000.
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He sounds so much like my former boss who was also born rich. "Alright. I want you to make a product with all kinds of conflicting elements, I also want it finished ASAP, also don't make any decisions without consulting me but I'm not going to respond to any of your contact methods."
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ah yes the porsche 911, which is well known in the automotive world for sharing characteristics from pickup truck designs such as higher center of gravity and limited weight over the rear axle
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Captain Hygiene posted:
Invented the car fart, perfected the car fire.
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Captain Hygiene posted:My prediction: it will look mostly like any other truck, but rounder and also somehow blobbier in a way that just looks kind of weird for vehicular design without you really being able to articulate exactly why I'll take that bet, and say it's going to look like the dumbest motherfucking thing ever unveiled. It will make "the homer" look like a brilliant piece of design.
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Honey Im Homme posted:will compel people to ask, "Whoa, what’s that thing?,"
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Musk Truck Prediction Thread: The body will be modeled after the cop cars from Robocop The horn plays Rob Zombie’s “Dragula” The wheels are solid balls of dried play-do to reduce road noise Trunk bed doubles as a portable Grimes hostel In the event of fire, the truck automatically locks all doors and steers into the nearest ocean
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poisonpill posted:In the event of fire, the truck automatically locks all doors and steers into the nearest firetruck One small correction
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The bed will be useless because it will be filled with 18650 cells to get the 500 mile range.
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Don't doxx me
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Cojawfee posted:The bed will be useless because it will be filled with 18650 cells to get the 500 mile range. nah, the batteries will be towed behind it, which is why it can tow 300k lbs
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Cojawfee posted:The bed will be useless because it will be filled with 18650 cells to get the 500 mile range. If you throw anything heavier than 5lbs into the bed it fucks up the battery system and your truck won't work. You ever hear of a don't touch living room? This is a don't use truck bed
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:If you throw anything heavier than 5lbs into the bed it fucks up the battery system and your truck won't work. You ever hear of a don't touch living room? This is a don't use truck bed This will sell extremely well in California judging by all of the giant lifted trucks that never see a dirt road
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I love the truck already.
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C-Bangin' it 
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Musk, trapped on his back like a turtle and rocking sadly back and forth, calling out for “Graaaahms....Graaaaahms?!” That’s how he got this idea for the car to drive to you
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I was just out shopping and stood around watching an inventory robot attempt to maneuver around me, the only obstacle in the aisle, and honestly I don't think we're ready as a species for robot cars.
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