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Displeased Moo Cow posted:These are cookie crumbles Lol
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alexandriao posted:I don't get this in modern militaries because it means all the headshots are the same height off the ground. Also shorter people can find cover better You jest, but you are not wrong. During WW2 in the Pacific, BAR's were given to the shorter men as they were harder to spot and shoot. Short and wide men, I'd guess, as the BAR is heavy as gently caress. Let the larger folks with Garands get shot at while the little dude crawls up and BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM. Come to think of it, I've met three former SAW gunners, all under about six foot tall.
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madeintaipei posted:You jest, but you are not wrong. What is a BAR? Pretty sure Google is just gonna try to get me drunk
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RFC2324 posted:What is a BAR? Pretty sure Google is just gonna try to get me drunk I believe it is the Browning Automatic Rifle. 
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.30-06, you metric heathens. 
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IncredibleIgloo posted:I believe it is the Browning Automatic Rifle. Noice
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Captain Hygiene posted:$10,000 vs a whole lifetime of Gaytimes? if you invest that 10k w/ cumshitter your entire family line can have a lifetime of gaytimes.
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Memento posted:
For years, people would just snicker at "gaytime" until Streets released the "chocolate gaytime" which suddenly gave a whole new appreciation for the "golden" part. These days you can choose to have a "golden", "chocolate" or "salty" gaytime. I think they had a pina colada one too, but that's upsettingly off brand.
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Lady Disdain posted:It's also worth noting that Gaytime's slogan is "It's hard to have a Gaytime on your own." Hard, but not difficult.
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So if there ever is a war between tall people and short people, the shorts would win?
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Lizard Combatant posted:For years, people would just snicker at "gaytime" until Streets released the "chocolate gaytime" which suddenly gave a whole new appreciation for the "golden" part. These days you can choose to have a "golden", "chocolate" or "salty" gaytime. I think they had a pina colada one too, but that's upsettingly off brand. but no american gaytime, they don't sell that anymore, like coke in green glass bottles
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Zzulu posted:So if there ever is a war between tall people and short people, the shorts would win? yes, because they are comfy and easy to wear
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Zzulu posted:So if there ever is a war between tall people and short people, the shorts would win? that's exactly what the dude from the bagel shop wants you to think
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I feel like there is a virgin tell person vs chad short person in this
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madeintaipei posted:During WW2 in the Pacific, BAR's were given to the shorter men as they were harder to spot and shoot. Actually they gave the BAR to new guys because the thing was heavy as hell and no one wanted to have to lug it around
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If you hadn't rolled a dwarf with high CON and STR you weren't allowed to carry the BAR
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Zzulu posted:So if there ever is a war between tall people and short people, the shorts would win? Nah. Through the tactical use of the famed "hold short person's head at arm's length so they can't reach you" maneuver, tall people will once again dominate the earth with their gangly long strides.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Nah. Through the tactical use of the famed "hold short person's head at arm's length so they can't reach you" maneuver, tall people will once again dominate the earth with their gangly long strides. One day we manlets will rise up against the likes of you! Ehh, who am I kidding. One day we manlets will glare from a prudent distance at the likes of you!
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Unfortunately it's just a random officer, not Tarkin. https://twitter.com/ghweldon/status/908355015819001856
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chitoryu12 posted:Unfortunately it's just a random officer, not Tarkin. Couldn't be worse than the Kevin J. Anderson books.
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chitoryu12 posted:Unfortunately it's just a random officer, not Tarkin. 
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Samuringa posted:We are the fourth website, it was posted here. Somethingawful.com We are the fourth website.
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Well son of a bitch.
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chitoryu12 posted:Unfortunately it's just a random officer, not Tarkin. Gonna guess that this is the droid that Chewie roared at, because that's how the Star Wars fandom works.
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It's a miracle original characters that never appeared or were mentioned in the movies existed in EU at all.
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The only non-canon storylines I miss are the vidya james KOTOR and Jedi Knight.
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The entire extended universe happened because George Lucas got even lazier running the franchise, and found out that finding some good scifi writers to supplement the story base kept the name afloat when he did not bother with the new movies or that TV show he kept mentioning for two decades, and later found out that allowing garbage-tier stuff was even cheaper way of doing it. EDIT: Considering the current state, it is somewhat crazy to think that just twenty years ago there was a period when there really wasn't that much star wars. Three movies and three books, plus some games which were considered official canon. Der Kyhe has a new favorite as of 19:56 on Nov 16, 2019 |
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"Waiting for Godot", which I think is a play.
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F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:"Waiting for Godot", which I think is a play. Correct. By Becket. The joke has now been analysed and explained to all. A good joke. Well done. Here is a picture of a cookie crumble ice cream aka a golden gaytime in some warmer countries. 
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Displeased Moo Cow posted:Correct. By Becket. The joke has now been analysed and explained to all. A good joke. Well done. Who?
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Paladinus posted:Who? Dr. Samuel Beckett, from the Time leap TV series. You know, the guy is just waiting for the right leap to happen.
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This is the one where George and Jerry are mistaken for Nazis, right ?
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