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Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

MJeff posted:

Big fan of the Lions sending someone to see Kaep but the Bears not.


What the actual gently caress is Patricia doing?

Channeling his inner Belichick

Derek Lokey snipe

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

NFC North: Fans melt down.

AFC North: Players melt down.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/RossUglem/status/1195074412061564934

doctorthefonz
Nov 17, 2007


Yeah, Jenkins has been fun to watch, so glad that pick worked out. It feels like Billy Turner has been playing well also. Nice to see the inside shored up again

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Look on the bright side, Bears. Yeah, you have QB troubles.


But they could be much worse.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Mitch actually seems like a pretty cool and nice dude, would like to sit down and chat with him have a beer and, all that other generic white nonsense.

I just don't want him as QB of my favorite football team.

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
I'm already preparing a meltdown for when kaep has a good game on Thanksgiving vs the bears and trubs is poo poo and I can jusr absolutely lose my mind

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

R.D. Mangles posted:

caleb hanie was my favorite lovely backup because he would just panic and immediately start running to his right

Remember when he almost got the Bears to the Super Bowl? Still convinced if they had gone with him instead of Collins right away they would have beat the Packers. Led to one of the best headlines.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

MJeff posted:

Look on the bright side, Bears. Yeah, you have QB troubles.


But they could be much worse.

How they throw a punch in Pittsburgh

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Niwrad posted:

Remember when he almost got the Bears to the Super Bowl? Still convinced if they had gone with him instead of Collins right away they would have beat the Packers. Led to one of the best headlines.



iirc the BJ Raji pick six was the only exciting part of that game

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

iirc the BJ Raji pick six was the only exciting part of that game

That game was a shitshow, but also great.

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


sweet thursday posted:

How they throw a punch in Pittsburgh


Wtf is in his hand?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

latinotwink1997 posted:

Wtf is in his hand?

Oh drat I didnt even notice that


Did we just blow open a scandal on TFF?

Ybrik
Jan 1, 2008



Nike swoosh?

Guy A. Person
May 23, 2003

Lol it’s the Nike logo on the other guys pants

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

No it's not you guys, it's a scandal and we have discovered it right here wtf are you guys doing

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

sweet thursday posted:

No it's not you guys, it's a scandal and we have discovered it right here wtf are you guys doing

definitely a blade he hid in his armband for just this occasion

loving steeler degens

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

sweet thursday posted:

How they throw a punch in Pittsburgh


that's a mother loving shuriken, I'd recognize it anywhere

latinotwink1997
Jan 2, 2008

Taste my Ball of Hope, foul dragon!


Guy A. Person posted:

Lol it’s the Nike logo on the other guys pants

O poo poo, it is. Haha. I subconsciously wanted it to be more.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


its expertly concealed by the background nike logo but there's no mistaking the fact that that's a deadly blade coated in poison, in the shape of a nike logo

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
It's called a swoosh because it's the sound the air blowing through all of the punctures in your lungs makes.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://twitter.com/_SmashAmos31/status/1195443277157326853

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Bears fans on social media have been absolutely lovely to Amos this year. Not surprised he has little love for them.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Bears put Burton on IR.

420_Power_Rangers
Dec 9, 2014

Gotta Hate Something

Petite Dinklage posted:

definitely a blade he hid in his armband for just this occasion

loving steeler degens

I loving hate degens from Pittsburgh

ZombieCrew
Apr 1, 2019

Deki posted:

Bears fans on social media have been absolutely lovely to Amos this year. Not surprised he has little love for them.

Yeah why is that? Just because he signed with a rival? Wonder what McMahon winning a superbowl as a backup to GB would have been like in the social media age. He did kinda make up for it with the bears jersey in the White House pic though.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/1196086880338661377?s=21

Lions should definitely get him

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

If Lions signed Kaep I'd instantly forgive them for this horrible year.

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Speaking of which,

Sources: Doctors tell Matthew Stafford he has 6-week injury; QB could return sooner

quote:

Doctors recently told Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford that the fractured bones in his back are a six-week injury, league sources told ESPN.

This doesn't mean Stafford will be sidelined six games, but it does provide a glimpse into the severity of the injury that he has played through before the Lions' doctors denied him from playing last week against the Chicago Bears and Sunday against the Dallas Cowboys, according to a source.

Stafford will miss his second straight game Sunday, and the Lions still are unsure when he will be able to return. Last week, a source told ESPN that Stafford "could miss one week, he could miss three weeks."

But Detroit also knows that this type of injury would sideline most players six weeks, if not longer. It is another testament to Stafford's toughness; he had started 136 straight games before last week's absence, the sixth-longest streak for a quarterback in NFL history.

Before last week, the last Lions quarterback to start a game other than Stafford was Shaun Hill in Week 17 of the 2010 season.

Stafford has completed 64.3% of his passes for 2,499 yards, 19 touchdowns and five interceptions this season. Earlier this year, he became the fastest quarterback in NFL history to surpass 40,000 passing yards.

Stafford's current backup, Jeff Driskel, was unable to rally Detroit to a victory in Chicago, but he will get another opportunity Sunday against Dallas, and he could well be getting more in the weeks to come.

If they don't sign Kaep I don't think it's worth watching them for the rest of the year.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




What's the difference between having broken bones in your back, versus having a broken back?

I've never heard it stated as "he has broken bones in his back."

gaj70
Jan 26, 2013

LabyaMynora posted:

What's the difference between having broken bones in your back, versus having a broken back?

I've never heard it stated as "he has broken bones in his back."

No spinal cord damage?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Probably the difference between Cam having fractures on some of the transverse bones in his back a couple years ago and Johnny Knox.

KitConstantine
Jan 11, 2013

LabyaMynora posted:

What's the difference between having broken bones in your back, versus having a broken back?

I've never heard it stated as "he has broken bones in his back."

How quickly they can have him back on the field again this season without looking like total monsters.

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
https://twitter.com/TJLang70/status/1196166321354018818

Keep Bevell, fire Patricia and whoever the DC is into the loving sun.

I hope the Lions sign Kaep but even if they do it wouldn't make a difference. This defense is putrid. We hired a DC as a head coach and he can't loving coach defense.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Dreaded three man rush for the Lions.

Fuckin’ LOL.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010

Against All Tyrants

Ultra Carp

Gonz posted:

Dreaded three man rush for the Lions.

Fuckin’ LOL.

It is astounding how that keeps happening.

Also, the decision to go for 2 basically melted my brain.

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
There's no way Vikings win their Wild Card game.... Just based on that performance today.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/Vikings/status/1196176666697043968

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
Meh, sub .500 team, Cousins still sucks.

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

The vikes have never had an issue falling behind. It's coming back that they have faltered at. Pulling out a trap game has to count for something.

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