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trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

I like the way trump’s tie is so goddamn phallic

Holy poo poo garrison was 100% cranking it when drawing this

Jesus Christ

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1glitch0
Sep 4, 2018

I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF
I know everyone knows CNN is poo poo, but just checked in for a second and first thing I saw was a clip of Schiff giving some sort of speech somewhere and he called Trump a "charlatan" and said everyone should make sure to vote, and the CNN talking head's question was, "Shouldn't someone in charge of the impeachment inquiry be above such name calling?"

Gotta love that left-wing MSM bias.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Ringo Star Get posted:

Imagine drawing that and being satisfied with it. Granted, he made sure to give appropriate detail to Stone's alien head, but the fact that Ben is pretty much hoping that Trump will pardon Stone is stupid as gently caress.

Imagine drawing that to admit that Trump should just go around what a trial with a jury proved and pardon a criminal that was actively subverting the electoral process.

Ben Garrison's basically a sovcit at this point. He doesn't think the courts are legitimate.

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
wtf is MSM

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

buglord posted:

wtf is MSM

Men seeking men.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
I bet he puts his cowboy hat on when he draws

This picture loving broke me, I’m sorry

There’s so much and yet so little there, just. Like it’s so clearly gay, just very very very gay but also it’s garrison and super fetishistic of traditional hetero-masculinity, but in that way that all these dudes are, and have been for centuries. But that suit. And the whole premise. I just. It’s like when you see your first ‘weeping pregnant sonic kneeling before the cross’ deviantart. Thiiis is Garrisson entering his pregnant sonic phase.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

buglord posted:

wtf is MSM

Short for "Mainstream Media." Typically generally accepted public news outlets like ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, and PBS. MSM is usually a right wing code word for "why doesn't anyone take out batshit Fox News and Michelle Malkin screamer blogs seriously?" and has slowly filtered leftward over the years.

You might vaguely recall Sarah Palin trying to repurposed the term into Lamestream Media when everyone started laughing at her for being a dipshit and she got mad about it.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Electric Bugaloo posted:

I bet he puts his cowboy hat on when he draws

This picture loving broke me, I’m sorry

There’s so much and yet so little there, just. Like it’s so clearly gay, just very very very gay but also it’s garrison and super fetishistic of traditional hetero-masculinity, but in that way that all these dudes are, and have been for centuries. But that suit. And the whole premise. I just. It’s like when you see your first ‘weeping pregnant sonic kneeling before the cross’ deviantart. Thiiis is Garrisson entering his pregnant sonic phase.

I might be more broken than you are, I saw it and was just happy that he had created a political cartoon that didn't attack or hypersexualize any of his perceived political opponents. A little positivity goes a very long way!

JordanKai
Aug 19, 2011

Get high and think of me.


1glitch0 posted:

I know everyone knows CNN is poo poo, but just checked in for a second and first thing I saw was a clip of Schiff giving some sort of speech somewhere and he called Trump a "charlatan" and said everyone should make sure to vote, and the CNN talking head's question was, "Shouldn't someone in charge of the impeachment inquiry be above such name calling?"

Gotta love that left-wing MSM bias.

It's not even name calling. Trump is the textbook definition of a charlatan. How many times have we had a laugh over the past three years because Trump said "nobody knows more about [x] than me" only for it to immediately become clear that he doesn't know the first thing about [x]? I'm sure CNN themselves even reported on a handful of these instances to boot.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.




Love how of everything he got Stone's slanty shaped conehead right.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
Louisiana gubernatorial. lovely blue dog incumbent vs Republican. Polls close in a few hours.

It's likely to be close.

Erd
Jun 6, 2011

Alkydere posted:

Love how of everything he got Stone's slanty shaped conehead right.

"Oh poo poo, I drew Tim Gunn. Just gonna put a label over here..."

Roger Stone, known glasses wearer. Known fashion guy.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/EliseStefanik/status/1195748323321356289

https://twitter.com/Liz_Cheney/status/1195420876470128644

Magitek
Feb 20, 2008

That's not jolly.
That's not jolly at all!

nine-gear crow posted:

You might vaguely recall Sarah Palin trying to repurposed the term into Lamestream Media when everyone started laughing at her for being a dipshit and she got mad about it.

Haha yeah, who would possibly try to use such a stupid phra-

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1177539052683309056

BlueBlazer
Apr 1, 2010

If you squint a little bit it looks like a Kelly. Like I cant even try and take it serious, this one feels like its horeshoeing back into parody.

*not the Politoons thread

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Magitek posted:

Haha yeah, who would possibly try to use such a stupid phra-

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1177539052683309056

Was he trying to type li’l like Li’l Abner or something?

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
As fun as it is to laugh at President Yells, just how loving dumb is Sondland? There's a volume button right at your thumb as you're holding the cellphone. I have to use it every time I talk to my parents because my dad talks at normal volume but my mom is seemly incapable of talking into the phone without it sounding like she's holding it at arms length.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
Part of me hopes Trump gets off and Sondland is convicted of perjury

Ice Phisherman
Apr 12, 2007

Swimming upstream
into the sunset



Electric Bugaloo posted:

I like the way trump’s tie is so goddamn phallic

Holy poo poo garrison was 100% cranking it when drawing this

Jesus Christ

It's not even half a Dilbert tie. Sad.

I'm also expecting the next panel to have 1960's Batman drop in to do battle with them.

Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really


Oh no, the lovely blowhards are once again claiming they're being mistreated again and that the left are the real racists sexists!

I don't think anyone is afraid of Stefanik.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


What exactly is the apostrophe at the end of liddle' replacing?

edited because I'm as dumb as the president and used a wrong word!

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Magitek posted:

Haha yeah, who would possibly try to use such a stupid phra-

https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1177539052683309056

This is almost glorious in how benighted it is. It's close to the platonic ideal of a Trump tweet: he thinks it makes him look brilliant and everyone else look bad, and everyone else is just amazed at the sheer depth and breadth of the stupidity it betrays.

Amazing Zimmo
Jan 27, 2006

That's quite a load you got in them diapers
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1195809173876948992

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1195815082787258368

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1195816313836453888

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1195818872487710721

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1195820097094463488

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1195822654244216834

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:

https://twitter.com/joanwalsh/status/1195845634881990656

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Taerkar posted:

Oh no, the lovely blowhards are once again claiming they're being mistreated again and that the left are the real racists sexists!

I don't think anyone is afraid of Stefanik.

I mean, they do have to spin the bad reaction she's been getting somehow.


And then there's this. Afraid, excited, nauseous... you can claim your opponents are feeling anything you'd like, but if they profit more from your actions than you do, well...

SoggyBobcat
Oct 2, 2013

Stefanik's district is only R+4 and Obama won it in 2012. Trump won it in 2016 by fourteen points and it's pretty rural but it does seem like the area can sour on Trump.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*


The Tory Power Stance has made its way stateside

Slowpoke!
Feb 12, 2008

ANIME IS FOR ADULTS

Alkydere posted:

Love how of everything he got Stone's slanty shaped conehead right.

His Stone is pretty spot on which makes the Trump depiction obviously some weird fetishization of Trump’s masculinity

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/kyledcheney/status/1195813329144602629?s=20
https://twitter.com/AndrewDesiderio/status/1195813714622078976?s=20
https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1195822654244216834?s=20

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

SoggyBobcat posted:

Stefanik's district is only R+4 and Obama won it in 2012. Trump won it in 2016 by fourteen points and it's pretty rural but it does seem like the area can sour on Trump.

A local baker runs as a green party candidate here most elections and splits the small D vote we have

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


SoggyBobcat posted:

Stefanik's district is only R+4 and Obama won it in 2012. Trump won it in 2016 by fourteen points and it's pretty rural but it does seem like the area can sour on Trump.

My old district went blue by double digits between 2016-2018. Rural New York areas can definitely sour, if not on Trump, on politicians who do nothing but front. Representative Stefanik might want to pay attention to how those winds are starting to blow!

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Trump has created the dumbest coverup ever.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
t

Dammerung posted:

My old district went blue by double digits between 2016-2018. Rural New York areas can definitely sour, if not on Trump, on politicians who do nothing but front. Representative Stefanik might want to pay attention to how those winds are starting to blow!

Sup 19th district buddy :sax:

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Dammerung posted:

My old district went blue by double digits between 2016-2018. Rural New York areas can definitely sour, if not on Trump, on politicians who do nothing but front. Representative Stefanik might want to pay attention to how those winds are starting to blow!

I'm actually from Stefanik's district. We have that enrenched familial Republican poo poo going. Additionally our Democrats are of the socialist variety (Bernie won our Dem primary in 2016) and HATE Clinton. I don't think the Baker actually ran in 2016, so he didnt split the dem vote but I think Clinton depressed the turnout

The baker is Matt Funicello. He is actually a real good dude with a decent platform, but it just isn't going to fly here

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Literally Kermit posted:

Sup 19th district buddy :sax:

Heck yeah, Ulster representation! I'm a bit further West now (and maybe staying there), but I still like keeping up to date with how things are. How have you been liking Representative Delgado?

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

I'm actually from Stefanik's district. We have that enrenched familial Republican poo poo going. Additionally our Democrats are of the socialist variety (Bernie won our Dem primary in 2016) and HATE Clinton. I don't think the Baker actually ran in 2016, so he didnt split the dem vote but I think Clinton depressed the turnout

The baker is Matt Funicello. He is actually a real good dude with a decent platform, but it just isn't going to fly here

Here's hoping things improve, Representative Stefanik seems a little embarrassing from the outside looking in.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Dammerung posted:

Here's hoping things improve, Representative Stefanik seems a little embarrassing from the outside looking in.

She's supposed to be one of the """"""""moderate"""""""" ones lmao

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

He had to do it but no quo?

The hell? Another dope who doesn't know what qpq means?

Or is he trying to say Trump was forcing him to investigate for nothing? Politely, of course.

Ham
Apr 30, 2009

You're BALD!

This schadenfreude is immensely enjoyable.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Doctor Teeth posted:

She's supposed to be one of the """"""""moderate"""""""" ones lmao

In that she ran on a "we need to reign in President Trump by occasionally acting embarrassed about what he does" kind of platform?

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mistaya
Oct 18, 2006

Cat of Wealth and Taste

Yeah I sorta doubt Stefanik is very happy that pulling a stupid TV stunt for Nunes handed her opponent a massive war chest, and that sort of thing is something that other Republicans are going to be very worried about going forward.

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