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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



eric ciaramella posted:

lmao disco elysium's second crowbar
It's designed to opened the world's biggest juice can.

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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Is it premature to wonder what Putin has on Pence?

Neigh.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

hope he dies

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



Chard posted:

ill smoke some good weed if prez is dead, course id smoke that weed anyway but ill feel cool and good about it (more than normal)

My buddy got me some of those Jeff Sessions rolling papers, I guess it would be appropriate to use them when these guys start dying

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
do you think the secret service has to watch the doctor if they do surgery on the president and if the doctor fucks up and kills him or he just is unable to be saved, does the secret service kill/arrest the doctor?

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

eric ciaramella posted:

lmao disco elysium's second crowbar

Everything about it owns

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Lastgirl posted:

do you think the secret service has to watch the doctor if they do surgery on the president and if the doctor fucks up and kills him or he just is unable to be saved, does the secret service kill/arrest the doctor?

How many prostitutes are in the building?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
pence could be active president rn and we would have no idea

WHERES TRUMO

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

Is it premature to wonder what Putin has on Pence?

I don't think these questions are useful, I think the simple answer is that the GOP's voting base is conditioned to not care what their candidates do in their personal time and that blackmail material simply doesn't exist on them anymore.

Katie Hill was forced out for a tenth of the sexual malfeasance we know Trump has committed.

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Samurai Sanders posted:

I do admit that there's one section of Trump voters who are easy for me to understand: single issue anti abortion. If you truly believe that abortion is murdering babies and that the Supreme Court is the only thing preventing it from being recognized as such then you'd vote for your own personal Satan if they promised that they'd even try to make that happen.

Is there any data that gets at how many of those exist in 2019?

my family. they like pence and basically thought of it as voting for him to end abortion :negative:

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k
I'll live in a dumpster, I don't care. gently caress everything.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

PUTIN

K9
May 6, 2007

DryGoods posted:

I have a message. Lieutenant Colonel Plinkey's pizza glider was shot down over the Gulf of Cool Ranch. It dipped in. There were no leftovers.
Still laughing at this hours later. 'dipped in/no leftovers' lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

K9 posted:

Still laughing at this hours later. 'dipped in/no leftovers' lmao

You missed the clear Neuromancer ref too

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Bearjew posted:

Trump's already too juicy naturally

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

3DCAT posted:

I'll live in a dumpster, I don't care. gently caress everything.

ok Diogenes

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

3DCAT posted:

I'll live in a dumpster, I don't care. gently caress everything.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Cool Ranch Trump

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

3DCAT posted:

I'll live in a dumpster, I don't care. gently caress everything.

can I crash dude?

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Lastgirl posted:

do you think the secret service has to watch the doctor if they do surgery on the president and if the doctor fucks up and kills him or he just is unable to be saved, does the secret service kill/arrest the doctor?

If you have not read the book F You Very Much they have a section on what happens when you piss off a doctor.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

eric ciaramella posted:

fun fact, in this episode Homer was considered morbidly obese at 300 pounds

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


3DCAT posted:

I'll live in a dumpster, I don't care. gently caress everything.

wow bougie dumpster lord

:thermidor:

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

lol, what a loving top shelf gag

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

K9
May 6, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

hope he dies

:yossame:

ChristsDickWorship
Dec 7, 2004

Annihilate your demons



would be extremely 2019 if the only scoop Q ever got correct was prez is dead

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




big trump vibes

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
I'd laugh very hard if Trump died

I might go out and "party"

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


:swoon:

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Fireside Nut posted:

my family. they like pence and basically thought of it as voting for him to end abortion :negative:

Banning abortion doesn’t even lower the rate of abortion. It just ruins the lives of would-be mothers who would otherwise have likely had children normally later so way to go, banning abortion kills more.

K9
May 6, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

You missed the clear Neuromancer ref too
It gets better, do explain
I just drank half a bottle of whiskey so make it simple please

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Chard posted:

ill smoke some good weed if prez is dead, course id smoke that weed anyway but ill feel cool and good about it (more than normal)

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

if I were president I would not die

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





bristles like a boar

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

they hauled trump in to pump him full of high strength nosafed and smear him down with ultra strength magnesium

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




or perhaps the follicles are crammed full of filth, who can tell with our ever-surprising large boy

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

from the article

quote:

“The one thing I wanted to tell him personally is the fact that his family’s going through such a hardship,” said another. “And when I see him on television—you know, Fox News or whatever interview he’s doing—he prefaces every sentence with the words, ‘my father, my father, my father.’ I just wanted to tell him that I appreciate the fact that he stands up for his father.”

what a failson

should just trade tips with fellow faildaughter Meghan McCain

Lastgirl has issued a correction as of 03:02 on Nov 17, 2019

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Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
MOLTHERFUCKING COPS KICKED IN MY COOKIE DOOR

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