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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
yesterday was the one year anniversary of the movement by the way.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
les libéraux les plus stupides du monde

https://twitter.com/leJDD/status/1196004802150330368

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
heureusement qu'il ait pas allé voir Joker

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Dommage que Borloo ne soit pas noir, comme l'avait observé Macron a l'époque.

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.


Inspired by the film Les Miserables, Marvin announces plan to throw himself off a bridge

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/retraite_gouv/status/1195733429398200331?s=19

The government made this helpful to show you this terrible injustice, subway train drivers in Paris retire 10 years before their Lyon counterparts
Can you guess whats gonna happen to remedy the situation

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/NaudinChristoph/status/1196065596108136448

not many people at the nazi protest lol

edit: lol is this la nouvelle star

https://twitter.com/abdelmalik92/status/1196080846173851649

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 18:23 on Nov 17, 2019

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/lorenzopapace/status/1195338127407243264

lol larem mp in charge of of a commission to fight far right radicalization wants to enlarge the scope to target anarchist and vegan radicalization

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Just lettuce be

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Can't spell radicalisation without radis

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
You gotta love the movie nazi henchman looking dude they put as head of paris cops

https://twitter.com/pjacquemain/status/1196129440381751298?s=19

"Yes, I'm a Gilet Jaune"

Head cop : "Then we're not on the same side, miss"

God even his voice screams condescending bourgeois poo poo, where do they find them

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
normal country

https://twitter.com/schloren/status/1195742500931153920

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Kurtofan posted:

yesterday was the one year anniversary of the movement by the way.

Joyeuse anniversaire

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Is there no chance of forcing Jupiter out? are you really going to have to live with him for the next 2+ years?

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
:thermidor:

YaketySass
Jan 15, 2019

Blind Idiot Dog

eric ciaramella posted:

Is there no chance of forcing Jupiter out? are you really going to have to live with him for the next 2+ years?

lmao

No, he's basically untouchable until the next election, and anyway there's no political consensus against the police violence, nobody but the left gives a poo poo.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/prefpolice/status/1196074225896960000

hope nobody touched a glass window near place d'italie

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
CSI: Capital

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
So glad the state is going after the murderers of these poor windows

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Kurtofan posted:

https://twitter.com/prefpolice/status/1196074225896960000

hope nobody touched a glass window near place d'italie


marx posted:

The working men’s Paris, in the act of its heroic self-holocaust, involved in its flames buildings and monuments. While tearing to pieces the living body of the proletariat, its rulers must no longer expect to return triumphantly into the intact architecture of their abodes. The government of Versailles cries, “Incendiarism!” and whispers this cue to all its agents, down to the remotest hamlet, to hunt up its enemies everywhere as suspect of professional incendiarism. The bourgeoisie of the whole world, which looks complacently upon the wholesale massacre after the battle, is convulsed by horror at the desecration of brick and mortar!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
this marx dude was onto something hmm...

BULBASAUR
Apr 6, 2009




Soiled Meat
How's the movement going? I can't read french so its hard to keep up, but seems like y'all are still keeping the pressure up?

Sassy Sasquatch
Feb 28, 2013

BULBASAUR posted:

How's the movement going? I can't read french so its hard to keep up, but seems like y'all are still keeping the pressure up?

There's absolutely nothing going on here, France is a very beautiful and stable country.

*backdrop falls*
*police lobs grenades at rioters for the 53rd consecutive week*

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
We're totally not two weeks away from a massive public transport strike that's going to paralyze Paris, either

Edit:

https://twitter.com/francediplo/status/1196475161614200832?s=20

:ironicat:

Kassad has issued a correction as of 14:51 on Nov 19, 2019

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/Qofficiel/status/1196500257141596161

theres a longer version and its somehow worse

the woman with the gilet jaune "i don't break stuff, I'm the head of a an association that helps victims"

the jackbooted thug "well my uncle died in monte cassino" what a loving jackass

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
didn't know the liberation instaured a new monarchy, must have missed that part in history class

where do i get my inherited title

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


you’re a serf, kurtofan

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Well my great grandfather was in verdun, surely that means i win an argument or two

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Yeah and if he hadn’t been a serf himself he probably wouldn’t have been in Verdun, would he?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
You got a point there

cool dance moves
Aug 27, 2018


Kurtofan posted:

https://twitter.com/Qofficiel/status/1196500257141596161

theres a longer version and its somehow worse

the woman with the gilet jaune "i don't break stuff, I'm the head of a an association that helps victims"

the jackbooted thug "well my uncle died in monte cassino" what a loving jackass

I dont speak french, does he mention what side his uncle was fighting on? :mrgw:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

cool dance moves posted:

I dont speak french, does he mention what side his uncle was fighting on? :mrgw:

Lol

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/April19th1775/status/1196853080249249795

a pregnant woman hiking in the woods was bitten to death by hounds belonging to some posh rear end in a top hat' hunting party

literally feudal death

ban hunting

the head of the gendarmerie in charge of the investigation into the "accident" was part of the hunting party, because of course he was

"chasse à courre" is like "fox hunting", except without foxes, a bunch of rich assoles riding horses and sending their dogs maul the first animal (or person) they come across.

Woods in France aren't the safest during the hunting seasons, where drunken assholes will mistake joggers and hikers for deers.

Kurtofan has issued a correction as of 13:27 on Nov 21, 2019

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
As if i couldn't hate her enough, Nadine Morano is pro-conversion therapy for LGBTI folks.

https://twitter.com/davidperrotin/status/1197470343906156546

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
Of course she does, the dumb piece of poo poo

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/CNEWS/status/1197640049870983168

"Just cheer up a little, jeez !"

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
^^


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5WdpSPeQUE


Today in Galaxy Brain (well, other than Macron's):

https://mobile.twitter.com/reesmarc/status/1197812843166552064

A judge ruled that websites with "seedpeer" and "BitTorrent" in their names are openly about illicit activities since BitTorrent transfers are done "without going through a duly authorised distributor".

Wrap it up everyone, the Internet's illegal.

Kassad has issued a correction as of 11:25 on Nov 22, 2019

BioMe
Aug 9, 2012


Kassad posted:

Wrap it up everyone, the Internet's illegal.

If you criminalize internet only criminals will have internet

im all for it personally

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

So much progress in France since the time when owning a car was being equated to being a bank robber.

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
https://twitter.com/pandovstrochnis/status/1198537531475800065

if you go on strike, you're literally a terrorist taking children hostages

(from VSD apparently lol)

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