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Jose posted:Maybe not a Tory one who knows where it's been
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Johnson will definitely be the first leader to audibly fart at a debate. Probably shart.
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I understand her being upset but she should have seen this coming when he became PM - Number 10 are obviously going to have their own IT support.
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Just remembered this story about Vince McMahon and could imagine it happening to Johnson:quote:JR once farted in a car with Gerald Brisco, which made Brisco start gagging and throwing up. Vince heard about that, so backstage at RAW one night, he tried to fart and make Brisco puke. It backfired, and Vince poo poo in his pants. He then had to go out to the ring and do a promo! JR said that all the production people in his headphones told him about it, and that they were instructed to keep the camera shots ABOVE Vince's waistline for the entire promo!
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Nov 17, 2019 14:34
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*shaking hands with corbyn before the debate, try to drop a bum bomb to put him off, but end up making GBS threads pants and having to awkwardly sidestep to the podium so the audience can't see the stain forming*
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Nov 17, 2019 14:38
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"My opponent is a loony lefty fantasy Marxist who would drag our county back to the 1970s!" "Oh yeah, well at least I didn't just poo poo all in my pants"
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Tesseraction posted:"My opponent is a loony lefty fantasy Marxist who would drag our county back to the 1970s!" Wouldn't that increase the Tory support from the gibbering olds that dominate the voting base, though? 
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Tesseraction posted:Just remembered this story about Vince McMahon and could imagine it happening to Johnson: Man that whole Twitter thread of insane Vince McMahon stories was so good and so bizarre
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Corbyn is cancelled for his mispronunciation of scones https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/1196031788960960512?s=19
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Nov 17, 2019 14:46
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Lmao https://twitter.com/MikeGapes/status/1195836203020488705?s=19
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Jose posted:Corbyn is cancelled for his mispronunciation of scones lowest point of the campaign so far imo
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Jesus, imagine being desperate enough to do this in public.
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Comrade Fakename posted:Jesus, imagine being desperate enough to do this in public. What, be Mike Gapes?
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Tesseraction posted:What, be Mike Gapes? Strong lol, thank you
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Jose posted:Corbyn is cancelled for his mispronunciation of scones 
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Jose posted:Corbyn is cancelled for his mispronunciation of scones I clicked through to the CBBC Twitter and scrolled down for a bit and I reckon that's a part of the BBC that can stay when the other departments are being reeducated. It all looks quite good and wholesome.
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Comrade Fakename posted:Jesus, imagine being desperate enough to do this in public. My favourite part is when he refers to himself as an 'ex MP' rather than 'ex Labour' lol. Very telling slip. He knows he's gone.
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Jose posted:Corbyn is cancelled for his mispronunciation of scones If you don't pronounce scone correctly you can't make the "what's the fastest cake" joke and why would you deprive yourself of such comedy gold?
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big scary monsters posted:I understand her being upset but she should have seen this coming when he became PM - Number 10 are obviously going to have their own IT support. This needs more love.
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a pipe smoking dog posted:It seems weird to me that Johnson isn't caught up in all this Epstein grimness because he certainly seems the type. his mistress ran a series of weird tech firms with the guy who was involved in the libor scandal, and she is also friends with ghislaine maxwell's sister who also runs a lot of shady tech companies that use the PROMIS software. we will recall that ghislaine was/is probably a mossad asset. i've thought for some time that the mistress is more than an ex-model and entrepeneur tbh, she's involved with a lot of shady financial hustlers.
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ThomasPaine posted:My favourite part is when he refers to himself as an 'ex MP' rather than 'ex Labour' lol. Very telling slip. He knows he's gone. Nah, it's correct. There are no MPs currently.
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gh0stpinballa posted:his mistress ran a series of weird tech firms with the guy who was involved in the libor scandal, and she is also friends with ghislaine maxwell's sister who also runs a lot of shady tech companies that use the PROMIS software. we will recall that ghislaine was/is probably a mossad asset. i've thought for some time that the mistress is more than an ex-model and entrepeneur tbh, she's involved with a lot of shady financial hustlers. So basically the plot of the first level of Hitman is real
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forkboy84 posted:Nah, it's correct. There are no MPs currently. Yeah technically he's obviously not referencing that. In other news I'm glad I refollowed the tweetabix because she retweeted this absolute gem of a galaxy brain take. https://twitter.com/s8mb/status/1196031292405698560?s=19
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Scones very rarely come up in spoken conversation so when someone mentions them I just make sure to pronounce it the opposite way.
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Guavanaut posted:Strong anti-Irish sentiment here. Anywhere orange is allowed to join Scotland if it goes Independent.
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So to you lot an 'ice cream cone' is when someone serves you double cream from the freezer?
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Tesseraction posted:Johnson will definitely be the first leader to audibly fart at a debate. Probably shart. Welcome back to our live commentary on the Prime Ministerial debate. It's been a rough time for Boris. But expectations were of course low before he went in, so I have to say he's doing rather well to not have shat himself yet. ...Oh. I guess I'll have to take that back. Well, at least he hasn't vomited over his podium yet. ...Oh. Well, at least his suspenders haven't snapped and hit him in the face, dropping his pants to the... Oh. Well, at least he hasn't literally dissolved into a puddle of hair and sweat. Oh. Ladies and gentlemen, will be right back after these messages!
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mehall posted:Anywhere orange is allowed to join Scotland if it goes Independent. 
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Tesseraction posted:*shaking hands with corbyn before the debate, try to drop a bum bomb to put him off, but end up making GBS threads pants and having to awkwardly sidestep to the podium so the audience can't see the stain forming* Pull my finger, Jeremy. I have quite the surprise for you 
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We have such shites to show you.
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gh0stpinballa posted:also i think for as long as the US state department keeps making threats to coup a corbyn government, we should have our own independent nuclear arsenal tbh Yeah, "because capital will always want to destroy us" is a pretty good reason to keep them for now I think. Ideally decoupled from America though 
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Braggart posted:Welcome back to our live commentary on the Prime Ministerial debate. It's been a rough time for Boris. But expectations were of course low before he went in, so I have to say he's doing rather well to not have shat himself yet. *still wins election*
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gh0stpinballa posted:also i think for as long as the US state department keeps making threats to coup a corbyn government, we should have our own independent nuclear arsenal tbh "Keep Trident so Corbyn can first strike the US" is a new and unexpected take to me, but I'm willing to listen.
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Jel Shaker posted:*still wins election* Ha! Only my hair survived, but I WON! Welcome to Tiny Haystack World!
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BBC News posted:Ms Arcuri would not be drawn on the nature of their relationship during the interview, but said that she had come under pressure from friends to "admit the affair". Maybe Boris shouldn't have ignored her requests for some media training.
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Braggart posted:God drat, I looked again at that 'Corbyn has bad teeth lol owned' response and it's just amazing really. It's a great example of a person who likes bullying others going "Corbyn bad, policy dumb, personal attack time!" without any thought at all Frankly if I have any of my own teeth left at that age I'd be amazed.
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