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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
rip turp

joined melania in the great window in the sky

where she continues to slap his hand away

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


PsychedelicWarlord posted:

literally every poster itt could do a more convincing Trump tweet

there are two scenarios here and they're both extremely funny

1. it's scavino furiously tweeting and retweeting to try to cover up for trump drowning in a tub by his own piss and actively turning off people because they're sick of the constant notifications of the fail idiot retweets full of video clips no one is bothering to watch

2. donald j. trump has lost his twitter mojo

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Unperson_47 posted:

Has trump even made a public appearance at all since the hospital event?

because it's been like 20 hours

no and the WH told the press to go home at 9am because Trump isn't going anywhere or doing anything today

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
how hard is it to get a trump impersonator? there must be at least 100 really convincing ones in this country alone

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
is our big wet prez okay

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



he stroked out/heart attacked over a loving loss in louisiana lmao

(i dion't care if it happened before the election results were in, this is what i choose to believe)

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

eonwe posted:

is our big wet prez okay

He's in a better place now

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



skaboomizzy posted:

no and the WH told the press to go home at 9am because Trump isn't going anywhere or doing anything today

:wom:

PsychedelicWarlord
Sep 8, 2016


SKULL.GIF posted:

there are two scenarios here and they're both extremely funny

1. it's scavino furiously tweeting and retweeting to try to cover up for trump drowning in a tub by his own piss and actively turning off people because they're sick of the constant notifications of the fail idiot retweets full of video clips no one is bothering to watch

2. donald j. trump has lost his twitter mojo

both of these are a lol from me

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Al! posted:

how hard is it to get a trump impersonator? there must be at least 100 really convincing ones in this country alone

WRONG

no rear end is big, wet or wide enough to live upto the original.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


live by the tweet

die by the tweet

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
Weekend at trumpie's

Eric and Jr prop trump's limp body up onto a naked, and wanting, Ivanka


Arfjasonishly] The aristocrat's joke is a documentary



Pmurt

Piss tape is real

Hail satan

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Al! posted:

how hard is it to get a trump impersonator? there must be at least 100 really convincing ones in this country alone

a fact not many people know is that donald j tront entered into a lookalike contest and won 3rd place

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
can someone help me sort out the mess that is my bookcase???

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
trump must be buried at sea to prevent a cult from forming around him

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

oliwan posted:

can someone help me sort out the mess that is my bookcase???



fire cleanses all

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




eonwe posted:

is our big wet prez okay

hes shrinking, merely soggy

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
it would be funny if he stroked out after LA election because mcconnell told him this is his last chance to keep the senates support

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Duscat posted:

trump must be buried at sea to prevent a cult from forming around him

the cult would most likely follow him into the sea, a nice bonus

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Unperson_47 posted:

Has trump even made a public appearance at all since the hospital event?

because it's been like 20 hours

yes, he's alive and well as evidenced by this photograph

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Al! posted:

how hard is it to get a trump impersonator? there must be at least 100 really convincing ones in this country alone

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
it owns that kayne is a walking DDees comic now

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1196148363630194690

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005





saw parasite last night and it was a far superior joker movie

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Mariana Horchata posted:

the mayor pete post presidency project is the rehabilitation of donald j trump

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Joementum posted:

it owns that kayne is a walking DDees comic now

https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1196148363630194690

"next time im in church please no photos"

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1196143488766816264?s=20

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


we saw part of the piss tape 10 months and a week ago and every goon went "wow!" and then the internet collectively didn't bother to look at it and acted as if it never existed

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hes failing to win his fathers love in hell now

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Duscat posted:

trump must be buried at sea to prevent a cult from forming around him

we should have done that years ago

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/mikedebonis/status/1196131670681948162?s=20
:pray:

PostEldar
May 7, 2004

I'm in your area.
Lol Trump lives. We are all figments of his dreaming mind. If he were dead how could I be both existing and posting?

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Squizzle posted:

hes failing to win his fathers love in hell now

you watch the neighbourhood, i'll watch the molten pits~

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
i can't believe the president ended up in hospital after snorting lovely street coke cut with fentanyl because he's pissed off the cia too often to just ask them to bring him the good stuff

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Duscat posted:

trump must be buried at sea to prevent a cult from forming around him

We should launch his corpse into the sun

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



man, i want to watch aew but i wish they'd stop with the hardcore barbed wire poo poo

Kerrow
Mar 18, 2011

ZERO-G HERO
you hate to see it

https://twitter.com/slpng_giants/status/1196099806675914754

Wrex Ruckus
Aug 24, 2015

SKULL.GIF posted:

we saw part of the piss tape 10 months and a week ago and every goon went "wow!" and then the internet collectively didn't bother to look at it and acted as if it never existed

Ashley Feinberg wrote a pretty damning article about it a few months back that not only referenced SA but directly linked to an old trmup thread

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

SKULL.GIF posted:

we saw part of the piss tape 10 months and a week ago and every goon went "wow!" and then the internet collectively didn't bother to look at it and acted as if it never existed

Did you miss Ashley doing research and confirming that the piss tape is real

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

the student left the room after he said he hates israel

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

cool

now pack her in with donnys corpse, to be launched into sun etc

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