Feldegast42 posted:

Rip Donald J Trump, first of his name, king of the vandals and of the first men, father of dragons

https://twitter.com/mistermegative/status/1196132849528770560

alnilam posted:

I've been in the woods what happened why do ppl think teyupm ded??

Uranium posted:

F

not an endorsement posted:

1) you may sneakily pull down your pants while hidden by the balls
2) yes
3) maybe

Zyla posted:

are other people in the pit with me?

is my boss the one demanding i choose or is it carole from accounting?

not an endorsement posted:

would you rather
a) take a piss in the company ballpit
or;
b) take a poo poo in the companmy ballpit

(you must choose ONLY ONE)

Xaris posted:

can my rear end be full of piss and/or cum which is then making GBS threads and pissing in the ballpit at the same time?

Mustached Demon posted:

Wanna meet the nerd who picked Booker.

not an endorsement posted:

1) yes
2) it is a quiet voice in your head that bids you to impulse

Zyla posted:

i scream and poo poo as hard and quick as i can while looking the closest co-worker in the eyes

campfire posted:

im also pissed for no good reason i see im in good company

Mariana Horchata posted:

did u kno u hit 69420 posts today

angerbeet posted:

tomorrow is monday which is good enough reason to be pissed

Xaris posted:

in memorandum of TRUMp 2016 -2019

god bless thank u for service mr president

not an endorsement posted:

would you rather
a) take a piss in the company ballpit
or;
b) take a poo poo in the companmy ballpit

(you must choose ONLY ONE)

alnilam posted:

I've been in the woods what happened why do ppl think teyupm ded??

Xaris posted:

in memorandum of TRUMp 2016 -2019

god bless thank u for service mr president

Xaris posted:

in memorandum of TRUMp 2016 -2019

god bless thank u for service mr president

Xaris posted:

u will always be in our hearts n dreams mr sprresdient

angerbeet posted:

tomorrow is monday which is good enough reason to be pissed

Xaris posted:

in memorandum of TRUMp 2016 -2019

god bless thank u for service mr president

A Handed Missus posted:

soros is not paying me enough for this

Xaris posted:

in memorandum of TRUMp 2016 -2019

god bless thank u for service mr president

punchymcpunch posted:

Xaris posted:

in memorandum of TRUMp 2016 -2019

god bless thank u for service mr president

Turdfuzz posted:

Trump is dead. Defeated. We can close the thread now. Finally. Thank God. It's over.

quote:

ON THE SECOND floor of the SEAL Team 6 headquarters in the Dam Neck naval annex, a computer, known as the “ops computer,” stores the classified data on every mission the unit has completed for the past decade. Here, commanders returning from a deployment leave their hard drives with technicians who transfer PowerPoints, after-actions reports, and photos of each operation a squadron conducted abroad. The database contains photographs of persons killed by SEAL operators during their missions and other mission documentation.

Some of those photographs, especially those taken of casualties from 2005 through 2008, show deceased enemy combatants with their skulls split open by a rifle or pistol round at the upper forehead, exposing their brain matter. The foreign fighters who suffered these V-shaped wounds were either killed in battle and later shot at close range or finished off with a security round while dying. Among members of SEAL Team 6, this practice of desecrating enemy casualties was called “canoeing.”

The canoeing photos are dramatic documentary evidence of the extreme and unnecessary violence that began to occur during multiple high-risk, exhausting, and traumatizing tours of duty in Iraq and Afghanistan. “There is and was no military reason whatsoever to split someone’s skull open with a single round,” said a former SEAL Team 6 leader. “It’s sport.”

The former SEAL Team 6 leader said that he first noticed canoeing in 2004, and that it does occur accidentally on the battlefield, but rarely. He said canoeing became “big” in 2007. “I’d look through the post-op photos and see multiple canoes on one objective, several times a deployment,” the retired SEAL said. When SEAL Team 6 operators were occasionally confronted about the desecration, the SEAL leader said, they’d often joke that they were just “great shots.”

Canoeing was just one of several acts of mutilation frequently carried out by SEALs. Two different sources said that over a six-year period — roughly 2005 through 2011 — battlefield reports and accounts of atrocities, particularly mutilations and taking of trophies, were ignored by SEAL Team 6 leadership. One source said his superiors repeatedly refused to address the issue.

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Outside the compound, the SEALs were quick to show the photos to others on the assault team. “They were smiling, almost gleeful,” he said. “Canoeing them was funny.”

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ALTHOUGH CANOEING AS a ritualized form of enemy mutilation ceased to be a widespread practice after McRaven’s clamp-down on the SEALs’ atrocities, it did not entirely cease. And though the gruesome and illegal practice has never been previously reported, at least one canoeing incident is quite well known, if hidden in plain sight.
By the time Robert O’Neill entered Osama bin Laden’s bedroom in the Abbottabad compound on May 2, 2011, the al Qaeda leader was bleeding out on the floor, possibly already dead, after being shot in the chest and leg by the lead assaulter on the raid. That operator, known as Red inside the unit, is still an active-duty member of SEAL Team 6 and has never been publicly identified. O’Neill entered the room, walked over to where bin Laden lay on the floor, and shot him twice in the face. He then stood above the now indisputably dead man and canoed him, firing a round into his forehead and splitting open the top of his skull, exposing his brain. Osama bin Laden had been branded by SEAL Team 6.

O’Neill has not been shy about the fact that he canoed bin Laden. “His forehead was gruesome,” he later told Esquire magazine. “It was split open in the shape of a V. I could see his brains spilling out over his face.” He has even alluded to the grisly practice on Twitter. What he has not done is name the practice or reveal that by canoeing bin Laden he had secured the ultimate war trophy, the culmination of a decade’s worth of bloody “sport” by elements of SEAL Team 6 who considered themselves craftsmen of killing.

Xaris posted:

u will always be in our hearts n dreams mr sprresdient. all 239 lbs of gum drops and mistletoe

campfire posted:

my ex is finally taking the cat back. im not into it