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Joementum posted:space force!!!!  
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remember when melania tried to kill herself and they hushed it up?
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https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1196529733854474240 nancy pelosi comes in with a broom and a squirt bottle, shoos them away
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brugroffil posted:What was that post on the og Trump thread, about the doctor staggering backwards and knocking the equipment over in sheer astonishment at the power of Trump? Still makes me chuckle a bit when I think of it. Anyway Please respect the office.
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punished milkman posted:what's goin on with this piece of poo poo ive been hearing about, trump??? he's this obscure dude only appears in old lovely commercials I can send you a VHS of them if you like
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if ever there was a time for Turdfuzz to post oh well
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Stefan Prodan posted:God drat it would be so loving funny if the impeachment killed him
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Joementum posted:there is absolutely no way on earth that his cholesterol is 165 mg/dL 165 is his BMI
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i mean its a shame that turmp is a hydra, and even fire swords dont work to cauterize and seal any wounds unless blessed with bernie +69
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charlie murphy is dead 
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im watchin his dark materials and gettin insanely mad I can’t have a talking long rat. it would be so great if I could.
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nothing to see here, merely a routine diap draining
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not an endorsement posted:https://twitter.com/FordFischer/status/1196529733854474240 unless they are a threat to joe biden and his family they'll be ignored
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DryGoods posted:if ever there was a time for Turdfuzz to post No, there never is. Except the "gently caress you" posts.
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brugroffil posted:165 is his BMI lol
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guys get this, i have a nickname for cumshitter ok LIDDLE SLEEPY SHITTER spent all night thinking of this, criticism (POSITIVE AND CONSTRUCTIVE) appreciated
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this guy fucks
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A thread on how bad Derek Jeter was https://twitter.com/tomscocca/status/1196626424842661890
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A Handed Missus posted:charlie murphy is dead He lives inside us all. Charlie Murphy is stored in the balls.
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i bet the doctors and nurses gave a big cheer when Trump gave a weak thumb's up after they removed his colon
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for comparison, Barack Obama's 2016 physical reported a total cholesterol of 188 mg/dL with an LDL of 125 compared to Donald Trump's 2019 reported 165 mg/dL with an LDL of 85
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could a man with his poop backed up so far it was coming out his nose release things this late at night??? no  https://twitter.com/WHPublicPool/status/1196627867750281216
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Code brown at the white house
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lorn Wayne posted:guys get this, i have a nickname for cumshitter Can't believe you missed the apostrophe, you'll be laughed off the stage.
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JHomer722 posted:remember when melania tried to kill herself and they hushed it up? yes and fake melanina had to meet with France president and no one thought it was weird trump was with a fake First Lady
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trump was caputured roaming the galapagos and has a lifespan of 200
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Joementum posted:for comparison, Barack Obama's 2016 physical reported a total cholesterol of 188 mg/dL with an LDL of 125 The Virgin Bicyclist Obama vs the Chad Golfer Trump
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what a country where the president has to file an intent to poo poo ("Intent to vacate") with congress every year,.
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lorn Wayne posted:guys get this, i have a nickname for cumshitter does cumshitter even post here anymore after RandomBlue absolutely destroyed him?
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Joementum posted:for comparison, Barack Obama's 2016 physical reported a total cholesterol of 188 mg/dL with an LDL of 125 Probably argued with them for 20 minutes to make sure those were the best most amazing cholesterol numbers.
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Ah, finally, the poo poo of the Union
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lol at the mardi gra-rear end plastic beads fuckin joe
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Trump had a gastric bypass and will lose 50 pounds by next November. The nation will be stunned by thin fit Trump.
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He's almost ready to harvest Barron's narrow flesh form
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*the joint chiefs of staff giving a firm salute as a writhing Trump drops his first post-surgery poop*
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DryGoods posted:*the joint chiefs of staff giving a firm salute as a writhing Trump drops his first post-surgery poop*
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Trump will walk around the hospital, dazed from drugs. He will be shirtless and it turns out Ben Garrison is right. He is a buff motherfucker.
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DryGoods posted:*the joint chiefs of staff giving a firm salute as a writhing Trump drops his first post-surgery poop* this was the day Donald Trump became president
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