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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Yeah but the hero stopped it from getting any worse, and saved Martin Septim.

edit: drat that's a bad snipe. Have a tweet

https://twitter.com/glamoureptile/status/1115328546719784960

Memento has a new favorite as of 06:10 on Nov 18, 2019

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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!
I think it's meant to be read as 'the hero of the battle of Kvatch', not 'the hero of the city of Kvatch'.

Although that's kinda thrown when the final title you get, Champion of Cyrodiil, is clearly meant to be read as 'the hero of the country of Cyrodiil' rather than 'the hero of the (nonexistent) battle of Cyrodiil'.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Eschenique posted:

Wait why does Kvatch have a hero? Wasn't that place a smoking ruin with everyone dead?

You stop it from being a smoking ruin that also has a gate to hell with demons pouring out.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/aannnnaaaaaaaa/status/1196264185589633027

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I just checked and out of 992 possible screensavers these are a few. It's a bank of 3 columns, usually 3-4 rows at a time

Weatherus
CLOC
Only Cats
the Onion
Brazlian Butts
Without Bikini
Curvy Women
Digital Clock
Flexible Girls
Psalms
Closer To Bikini
Beer & Breasts
Beautiful Latinas
Nude Style
Kitten Saver

then I skipped and decided to list the weirdest

Wet Cheeky (sci fi font)
Cameltoe Screensavers ( its an MS paint camel next to a garbage 3D model in a bikini)
I'm a Patriot (Are you a patriot?)
Macho Screensaver (May require additional fees. Ladies are you ready?)
Nude Style Girls ($1.99)

oh apparently many of these cost money?

starwarsscreensaver (exactly how its listed for $1.99)
WHITE SCREENSAVER
Majestic Horses
Angry Hulk
Movie Poster Carousel
God Bless America Screensaver (One Nation Under God $1.99)
Food Porm Main Dishes
TEXAS SCREENSAVER (Don't mess with this Texas Screensaver)
Frisky Kittens
*JUST ADDED* Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes
TRUMP (Here is the most AMERICAN screensaver ever put on Roku!)
Babes and BBQ (has a 1 star rating from 1 reviewer)
Milkshake Screensaver
Crypto Market Live Price Chart
Mighty Horses (may require additional fees)
Rodeo Life- Calf Roping and Steer Wrestling
fences
Adult Christmas Screensavers

I wish I could link some of the images because many of these look like Deviant Art rejects.

Whoever runs this at Apple/Roku just does not give a gently caress and is loading anything that comes with a cashed check.

Oh and also they reset my default theme to Disney+ making me very upset that the Twin Peaks theme had disappeared and I honestly worried that they removed it to encourage me to sub Disney+

pentyne has a new favorite as of 06:55 on Nov 18, 2019

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/leftatlondon/status/1196309065728544768?s=21

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot


This gives me energy and is very much my brand

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

This new cover of santa baby isn't very good...

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

This is super dumb but it made me bark with laughter at my desk, so here we are

https://twitter.com/vecchitto/status/1196239367523700748

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

pentyne posted:

Weatherus
CLOC
Only Cats
the Onion
Brazlian Butts
Without Bikini
Curvy Women
Digital Clock
Flexible Girls
Psalms
Closer To Bikini
Beer & Breasts
Beautiful Latinas
Nude Style
Kitten Saver
Wet Cheeky (sci fi font)
Cameltoe Screensavers ( its an MS paint camel next to a garbage 3D model in a bikini)
I'm a Patriot (Are you a patriot?)
Macho Screensaver (May require additional fees. Ladies are you ready?)
Nude Style Girls ($1.99)
starwarsscreensaver (exactly how its listed for $1.99)
WHITE SCREENSAVER
Majestic Horses
Angry Hulk
Movie Poster Carousel
God Bless America Screensaver (One Nation Under God $1.99)
Food Porm Main Dishes
TEXAS SCREENSAVER (Don't mess with this Texas Screensaver)
Frisky Kittens
*JUST ADDED* Sexy Adult Halloween Costumes
TRUMP (Here is the most AMERICAN screensaver ever put on Roku!)
Babes and BBQ (has a 1 star rating from 1 reviewer)
Milkshake Screensaver
Crypto Market Live Price Chart
Mighty Horses (may require additional fees)
Rodeo Life- Calf Roping and Steer Wrestling
fences
Adult Christmas Screensavers

this is the cultural equivalent of the list of nuclear war scenarios at the end of WarGames

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/MikeStuchbery_/status/1196175746034733056

Cleretic posted:

I've just accepted at this point that 'parodies of absurdly specific character types in media' like this is my favorite type of tweet, and if anyone can provide more of them I'd love it.

Thread
https://twitter.com/nwalks/status/735914487610519553

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/wqllows/status/1196062040101703681

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/hanachandeluxe/status/1196160859124322306?s=21

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1196472893066137602
https://twitter.com/FINALLEVEL/status/1196506046250008582
https://twitter.com/LilNaanX/status/1196240155058851840
https://twitter.com/liz_franczak/status/1196478877771583488
https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1196455153009737728

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
https://twitter.com/diannaeanderson/status/1196499499956310016?s=19

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Eschenique posted:

Wait why does Kvatch have a hero? Wasn't that place a smoking ruin with everyone dead?
I am the Hero of Kvetch.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/ThatBShar/status/1196512387102322688

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Thread that serves as a Wifedex reference

https://twitter.com/conspiracystuf2/status/1196087123314647040

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/cristycreme/status/1196496962360676355?s=21

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

https://mobile.twitter.com/itsdansheehan/status/1133525282420211713?lang=en

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Speaking of literature:

https://twitter.com/SparkNotes/status/1196518008455217153?s=20

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/oooooooooootis/status/1196329156587315200

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/EffinBirds/status/1196537432063270912

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌
The gently caress is a wife guy?

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Breetai posted:

The gently caress is a wife guy?

NO MORE MR. WIFE GUY
NO MORE MR. CLEEEEAAAAN

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

Breetai posted:

The gently caress is a wife guy?

Type of internet guy who devotes a lot of energy to talking/bragging about his wife apropos of nothing.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/danikaharrod/status/1196615360620838912

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
COD had one good thing going for it

https://twitter.com/InfernoCantoVII/status/1172665561597337600?s=19

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Good to know even twenty-five years later people are still loving with TTS programs in the exact same way my brother and I used to gently caress with Dr Sbaitso

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

Phy posted:

Good to know even twenty-five years later people are still loving with TTS programs in the exact same way my brother and I used to gently caress with Dr Sbaitso

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

This is some link running / falling / drowning poo poo

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


This sounded exactly how it was spelled out?? 2/7

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/emmadaboutlife/status/1169698875877183488?s=21

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
I am bad and dumb

Croatoan has a new favorite as of 15:56 on Nov 19, 2019

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Croatoan posted:

An unconventionally good tweet. Read the thread, it's pretty interesting.
https://twitter.com/BillHolohanSolr/status/1177631604186996737

Strong James Burke vibes from this thread, I like it.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Croatoan posted:

An unconventionally good tweet. Read the thread, it's pretty interesting.
https://twitter.com/BillHolohanSolr/status/1177631604186996737

It’s also not true. So not a good tweet.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Tiny Lowtax posted:

It’s also not true. So not a good tweet.

Yeah, did you even bother looking into the replies at all?

https://twitter.com/RedIsDead/status/1177756135673065478

https://twitter.com/the_other_jon/status/1177773447218368512

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

And that's definitely not the original source either. This is like a decades-old email forward which was copy-pasted without even bothering to adjust the flow for tweet format.

Which is a shame because it is a cool story.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Yeah, did you even bother looking into the replies at all?

Nope! More fool me, I guess.

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006


This is a single word in Hawaii'an

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