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ThomasPaine posted:ashamed that I find LK kinda hot tbqh. it's liz kendall all over again. Having my benefits stripped away (everything about it)
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Scikar posted:If Corbyn actually pulls this off and Labour win somehow, you better loving believe the Very Smart People are going to be claiming they knew all along that this would happen.
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Do you think that Kuenssberg, Nick Robinson etc. ever get together when the cameras are off and openly laugh and gloat about what they're doing or does it always remain completely unspoken.
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Pistol_Pete posted:Do you think that Kuenssberg, Nick Robinson etc. ever get together when the cameras are off and openly laugh and gloat about what they're doing or does it always remain completely unspoken. I feel like you have to actually be the true boojie class for that, the toadies and flunkies and henchpeople have to delude themselves too much to be able to do so. I mean I'm not saying I'd be surprised if a recording of that came out, it's just my hunch!
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Pistol_Pete posted:Do you think that Kuenssberg, Nick Robinson etc. ever get together when the cameras are off and openly laugh and gloat about what they're doing or does it always remain completely unspoken. They don't do this intentionally - it's just how they believe journalism and impartiality is done. And if they didn't have those warped beliefs about the Tories, they wouldn't be in their jobs to begin with.
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Pistol_Pete posted:Do you think that Kuenssberg, Nick Robinson etc. ever get together when the cameras are off and openly laugh and gloat about what they're doing or does it always remain completely unspoken. Dunno, but my imagination of a BBC Politics social has Kuenssberg shovelling coke up her nose, while Robinson tries to work out which intern he's going to turn into a mannequin in his shed. Gary O'Donoghue isn't invited, because they just sent him to do a report from Ulaan Baator, or something
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Ms Adequate posted:Gott in Himmler Not sure if this is just a joke I don’t get, bad German or auto-correct
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Braggart posted:I would be interested to see anything written about proving that one way or another Not sure about the fonts but I have bolded the important bit as an unfortunate with dyslexia*. I have any number of pastel acetates I have to put over white sheets. *My form is the eye-colour one, there are a few forms so its not a simple issue. I am supposed to wear ~*~special~*~ tinted glasses, but gently caress that, I don't want to look like a nonce. Collateral fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Nov 19, 2019 |
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Mano posted:Not sure if this is just a joke I don’t get, bad German or auto-correct I accidentally wrote that once years ago while drunk and sometimes randomly remember and giggle 
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Josef bugman posted:Why do very sensible people seem to always be neither sensible nor, in a lot of cases, people? Thinking you're sensible betrays a fundamental lack of introspection because no one is actually sensible, we're emotional irrational apes with anxiety driven solely by desires unconscious Edit it's very much the dunnig kruger effect
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quote:The Tories will make a push on law and order today as they pledge that adults (over 21) who commit the premeditated murder of a child (under 16) will be given tougher sentences of life without parole. The current rules require the murder to be of multiple children or to be sexually or sadistically motivated. And also the guardian editor seems to have been asleep on the job quote:No doubt this will get a fair amount of attention at tonight’s leader’s debate on ITV at 8pm. You will only be seeing Boris Johnson and Jeremy Corbyn, after Nicola Sturgeon and Jo Swinson lost their court bid to appear (ADD LINKS) 
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Bobby Deluxe posted:My wife was mentioning the "ɾ" sound and did the "ɾa ɾe ɾu ɾi ɾo" bit, and after pretty much making the guard alert noise and a brief discussion, we decided it would be like if you heard there was an illuminati offshoot called the ABCD, but using cyrillic characters that sounded sort of like ABCD but were not natural for english speakers to make. If you ever encounter a person who makes fun of other people for confusing r and l sounds, get them to say 'Red Lorry, Yellow Lorry' ten times fast, then watch them get very confused.
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Does anyone want a long, wet fart in the form of an OpEd? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/19/why-vote-youre-just-clinging-to-a-wrecked-system  E: As a counterpoint, an actual interesting article. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2019/nov/19/whats-behind-a-phobia-of-holes  The kinky is spreading beyond the thread. RockyB fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Nov 19, 2019 |
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ThomasPaine posted:ashamed that I find LK kinda hot tbqh. it's liz kendall all over again. Mate at this point its gone from "Slight crushes" to "actually I have a fetish for terrible opinions". Not meaning to kink shame, but this is something to look into.
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ThomasPaine posted:ashamed that I find LK kinda hot tbqh. it's liz kendall all over again. You've lost even me here
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Mike Gapes liked this song so much that he did a cosplay of Doc Brown and approached him about doing backing vocals.  You've only gone and put the  in first!Mike hasn't heard back yet, but he's waiting by the phone. Braggart fucked around with this message at 09:43 on Nov 19, 2019 |
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Did you know that your prime minister is an accomplished author? Let the dulcet tones of left wing podcast "Trash Future" read the novel to you, about a plucky englishman saving the life of the president of the united states from a terrorist attack Parts 1 & 2 Part 3 Did I mention that it opens on aforementioned englishman's concerns about his 4 year old child loving his wife?
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Good morning, Rarity, I hope your feeling better, you sassy lass. It's not long until 14.30. If not, please allow me to favour you with a joke: " Ratjaculation was doing one of his periodic wildlife surveys in the Bristol wetlands. He spotted a particularly happy looking duck duck, skipping around on its daft feet. 'Hello, duck. Why are you so happy?' ' Well, Rattie, I'm a duck, so been in and out of puddles all day, so lifes pretty good' Then he noticed a duck a bit further on, quacking and smiling through his beak. ' Why are you so happy, my little chum?' 'Oh, Mr Jaculation! As a duck, I've been busy in and out of puddles and life is pretty bloody rad. Smell ya later!' Then, he noticed a third duck, looking decidedly pissed off. 'Aww ducie, why are you so pissed off?' 'I'm Puddles.'
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Our prime minister is a loving degenerate. A grotesque mutant more outlandish than the most OTT Dickens character
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RockyB posted:Does anyone want a long, wet fart in the form of an OpEd? She's still salty over 2010. quote:Moore stood as an independent candidate for the constituency of Hackney North and Stoke Newington in the 2010 UK general election due to her disillusionment with the main political parties. She finished sixth with 0.6% of the vote, losing to Diane Abbott and forfeiting her deposit. ( She really the lowest loving  melt journo as wellhttps://twitter.com/suzanne_moore/status/1194985336138588162
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RockyB posted:Does anyone want a long, wet fart in the form of an OpEd? Worst person you know dot jpeg (it's probably not actually a good point but the title makes it seem like one)
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let's play spot the former TrotskyistRockyB posted:https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/nov/19/why-vote-youre-just-clinging-to-a-wrecked-system it's amazing how the revolutionary rhetoric can be adapted so readily, also see Spiked (note: do not see Spiked) ed: wait, she wasn't a Trotskyist, she was CPGB, or at least wrote for them CGI Stardust fucked around with this message at 09:19 on Nov 19, 2019 |
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Gapes wants onto the debate https://twitter.com/MikeGapes/status/1196701109273976832?s=19
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Is Miwk Gapes in danger of losing his seat? Please say yes
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Barry Foster posted:Is Miwk Gapes in danger of losing his seat? Please say yes He's not in danger of keeping his seat
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Barry Foster posted:Is Miwk Gapes in danger of losing his seat? Please say yes Well his majority was either based on having 'labour' next to his name or amazing political charisma...
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Qwertycoatl posted:He's not in danger of keeping his seat So, at which do he most can't the least would be do not a won seat but always a lose?
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Trickjaw posted:Good morning, Rarity, I hope your feeling better, you sassy lass. It's not long until 14.30. If not, please allow me to favour you with a joke: Thanks Trickjaw, it was very kind of you to think of me and I did appreciate the joke but it did also remind me that male ducks have corkscrew shaped penises so that female ducks can't escape from them mid-penetration so please don't make light of a very serious issue!
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Barry Foster posted:So, at which do he most can't the least would be do not a won seat but always a lose? ...what?
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Barry Foster posted:So, at which do he most can't the least would be do not a won seat but always a lose? My commiserations on your stroke, get better soon
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Raducation is clearly radical education, so inraducation must be the opposite. Square education?
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Ms Adequate posted:In fairness while he's got a chin on him, the reason it's particularly spenky looking is because he fell like 80 feet out of the sky while paragliding and broke like half his bones Sure, but every time he's photographed with a woman he flexes his jaw in a "don't you wish you were me, boys?" way and it's creepy and pathetic  If you've got a chin that powerful you need to use it responsibly. 
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Barry Foster posted:Is Miwk Gapes in danger of losing his seat? Please say yes Mike Gapes won 75.8% last time out. His majority was over 50%. Traditionally the seat has gone Labour to Tory to Labour to Tory since 1945, but since Mike Gapes became MP it became a very strong safe seat. Of course absolutely less than 5% of the vote will have been for the MP himself. The rest is for Labour. He's going to lose, it's going to be funny
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jabby posted:https://twitter.com/PolhomeEditor/status/1196706115242876928 I don't because I'll finally have mine paid off this year and I want all you other bastards to suffer like I have  #JustToryThings E: In keeping with the other theme in the thread, gently caress a Duck it's cold this morning. First proper walk to the train station and try not to slip on the frost day. RockyB fucked around with this message at 09:41 on Nov 19, 2019 |
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Collateral posted:Not sure about the fonts but I have bolded the important bit as an unfortunate with dyslexia*. I have any number of pastel acetates I have to put over white sheets. I teach adults with learning difficulties IT and because of this thread I now do all my presentations in comic sans with a yellowish background. It is a lot more readable on presentations where the projector isn't the best and it is more readable from the back of the room.   Looking forward to the leaders debate tonight. Going to treat it like a football match, put on my big politics shirt, get some trash food in, start shouting at the television and holding my head now and then.
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ThomasPaine posted:ashamed that I find LK kinda hot tbqh. it's liz kendall all over again. Femdom is called le vice anglais for a reason. It’s in the genes of south britons, along with perpetual sad-brains and horrible taste in snacks.
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Rarity posted:Thanks Trickjaw, it was very kind of you to think of me and I did appreciate the joke but it did also remind me that male ducks have corkscrew shaped penises so that female ducks can't escape from them mid-penetration so please don't make light of a very serious issue! When they start running for parliament, I'll worry. As a human, geese or swans are far more of a worry. *not endorsing duck rape
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