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ANUSTART posted:What the gently caress why???
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Colonel Cancer posted:Post the grover flamethrower I dont have any pics of it handy, it is in storage. Sorry.  Outrail posted:This is Wile E Coyote levels of stupid what the gently caress. I keep myself entertained rather well. ANUSTART posted:What the gently caress why??? ^^^^See Above.
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Nov 19, 2019 04:17
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Yikes
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Nov 19, 2019 04:18
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I'm calling you out. Post the bird blender, if it's real I'll buy you plat or whatever.
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Nov 19, 2019 04:23
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Spoonchucks
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Outrail posted:I'm calling you out. Post the bird blender, if it's real I'll buy you plat or whatever.   I will take plat, thank you. Applesnots fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Nov 19, 2019 |
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Nov 19, 2019 04:28
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I don't know about you, dear reader, but I couldn't live without my garlic press.
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ANUSTART posted:What the gently caress why??? Do you see why gbs exists now?
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Applesnots posted:
Well gently caress me. Give me 24 hrs to find my credit card. E: Stick your dick in it. If it works as advertised I'll throw in archives. Outrail fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Nov 19, 2019 |
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Nov 19, 2019 05:38
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Outrail posted:Well gently caress me. woodpecker house lmao
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Ralph Hurley posted:I got this goofy bug vacuum kids toy thing. I couldn’t find a picture of the exact one I have but it’s something like this. What’s the diameter of that bad boy? You got an estimate of the suction in psi?
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Applesnots posted:
lmao oh my god
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Applesnots posted:
Lmao 
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Applesnots posted:Never been electrocuted and I have been doing this for decades. As for the most dangerous, Hmm, A tie between the ashtray made out of pressed gun powder or the tazer in a baby sized Reebok shoe with a tv capacitor and a charging circuit in it, It literary melts flesh. Dog what Applesnots posted:
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A bidet attachment. It's the single best household item I've ever invested in. A clean butt, every time, even after the worst greasy shits. Saves money on toilet paper and you use less water than would be used to make the toilet paper, so it's win/win/win. All this for ~$60 CAD and 10 minutes for a super-easy install. The only downside is that it can be a bit of a pain to clean around where it's attached under the seat, but it's very much worth it. And of course it's a great gift. Give your closest friends and family the gift of a clean rear end in a top hat. Tinestram fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Nov 19, 2019 |
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Nov 19, 2019 14:24
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ANUSTART posted:What the gently caress why??? Applesnots is clearly an evil genius, so building destructive new weapons is his nature.
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OXO has a storied history of making good poo poo that works well, their angled measuring cups with the measurements readable from looking down instead of having to hold the side up to eye level is so convenient and the can opener that separates the lid from the rest of the can instead of cutting through it and then prying it open is a life saver for not having any sharp edges and also letting you pop the lid right back on if you need to save some for later. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiQ6EFpjw3U Richard M Nixon posted:Bonus item: life pro tip hall of famer Charmin flushable wipes. You know why you need this and you sicken me. "Flushable" wipes are a nightmare on plumbing and sewers because despite the name they're actually nigh-indestructible bits of cloth that don't break apart or break down. You can even run them through a blender and they'll stay intact, and it's doing tons of damage to infastructure and the environment because insecure dudes would rather buy Dude Wipes than just get a bidet.
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Sleeveless posted:OXO has a storied history of making good poo poo that works well, their angled measuring cups with the measurements readable from looking down
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SubnormalityStairs posted:A bidet attachment. It's the single best household item I've ever invested in. A clean butt, every time, even after the worst greasy shits. Saves money on toilet paper and you use less water than would be used to make the toilet paper, so it's win/win/win. All this for ~$60 CAD and 10 minutes for a super-easy install. The only downside is that it can be a bit of a pain to clean around where it's attached under the seat, but it's very much worth it. Sup bidet buddy. We got one of the aftermarket ones but our main level toilet is a weird design that it didn’t fit properly on so I put it on the basement toilet that no one ever used. I use it all the time now because I love having that squeaky clean bootyhole.
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Fleetwood Crack posted:I have these! And just about everything else in my kitchen is Oxo, too! Such a great brand! 
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Applesnots posted:*legit mad scientist poo poo* Do you have more? Please make a thread documenting the crazy poo poo you've been making. It's actually quite interesting.
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Jay_Zombie posted:Do you have more? Please make a thread documenting the crazy poo poo you've been making. It's actually quite interesting. Seriously, we need more "I MADE A DUMB THING" threads in GBS.
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Literally A Person posted:Seriously, we need more "I MADE A DUMB THING" threads in GBS. Great idea, tell your parents to sign up now.
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Sunswipe posted:Great idea, tell your parents to sign up now. 
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Sunswipe posted:Great idea, tell your parents to sign up now. Dag yo. 
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Sunswipe posted:Great idea, tell your parents to sign up now. lol, nice
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Sunswipe posted:Great idea, tell your parents to sign up now. dang
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Sunswipe posted:Great idea, tell your parents to sign up now. 
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 Not only for old people, I bought one to get multiple pairs of sock that fell behind the boiler in a way I couldn't get to, and have been using this since for various stuff
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Definitely not just for olds, the fats are a valuable target market.
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happyhippy posted:
I also have one of these, in addition to grabbing socks/detergent pods/etc that fall behind the washing machine, I also use it to retrieve remote controls that inexplicably end up behind the couch or under the bed. And occasionally, to pinch the dog's booty. SilvergunSuperman posted:Definitely not just for olds, the fats are a valuable target market. Don't forget your average run of the mill Lazies.
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Looks like a sexual assault device
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Jay_Zombie posted:Do you have more? Please make a thread documenting the crazy poo poo you've been making. It's actually quite interesting. Yeah I have some other stuff around, and I keep making more so maybe I will post a thread. Ed: I know I have a big ol' bottle of hemlock I made around here somewhere. Applesnots fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Nov 20, 2019 |
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Burt Sexual posted:Looks like a sexual assault device If that looks sexual to you, you're either doing sex very wrong or very right. I can't decide.
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Applesnots posted:Yeah I have some other stuff around, and I keep making more so maybe I will post a thread. Please do. You will make many people very happy and mildly disturbed. Exactly how many things have you put blenders in anyway?
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Jay_Zombie posted:
Not nearly enough.
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Outrail posted:Well gently caress me. Enjoy your plat you genius loony.
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I installed a bidet on one of my toilets and it made me crave anal sex so badly I had to remove it
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Sunswipe posted:Great idea, tell your parents to sign up now. 
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bird with big dick posted:I installed a bidet on one of my toilets and it made me crave anal sex so badly I had to remove it Buy the missus a strap on and enjoy your richer fulfilling home life?
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