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The romantic adventures of someone able to wave their hand to give false thoughts to others sounds pretty problematic.
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skasion posted:She got shanked by Darth Maul Darth Maul got shanked by Obi-Wan, and that didn't stop them from bringing him back.
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Nov 19, 2019 22:26
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Sydin posted:Darth Maul got shanked by Obi-Wan, and that didn't stop them from bringing him back. I’m not sure Satine could rock the mech legs
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Nov 19, 2019 22:27
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Sydin posted:Darth Maul got shanked by Obi-Wan, and that didn't stop them from bringing him back. No one's ever really gone.
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Nov 19, 2019 22:27
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I want Obi-wan The Stampede, pacifist fuckup who goes by Ben and pretends he's a lucky idiot while trying to keep a low profile. He doesn't hold a weapon until the fourth episode and only uses the force as a last resort.
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Nov 19, 2019 22:29
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skasion posted:I’m not sure Satine could rock the mech legs It would sure make the loving scene more interesting.
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Nov 19, 2019 22:30
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Chomp8645 posted:The romantic adventures of someone able to wave their hand to give false thoughts to others sounds pretty problematic. When you think about it all attraction is just a deterministic illusion of some brain chemicals. He's just giving it a more direct nudge than most.
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Nov 19, 2019 22:33
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Yeah, I would really like to see an Obi-Wan show where he fires a blaster in battles. Little to no lightsabers or Force abilities, and sparingly in small engagements if it happens at all. I really hope he isn't pulling out his lightsaber to cut down some bad dudes in a flashy battle every episode like it's AotC. I want to see a depressed Kenobi who lost all his friends and allies trying to make his way around on a desert planet and finding himself again, much closer to his ANH depiction and not dumb poo poo from the prequels.
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Nov 19, 2019 23:00
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I'm just tired of the desert planet, I'm tired of prequels, I have no idea what the Obi Wan show has to offer that isn't something I'm tired of.
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Nov 19, 2019 23:02
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dudeness posted:I'm just tired of the desert planet, I'm tired of prequels, I have no idea what the Obi Wan show has to offer that isn't something I'm tired of. "Kung Fu but it's Obi-Wan Kenobi" would get me on-board, at least to check it out.
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Nov 19, 2019 23:15
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Roll away the stone Ben. Skywalker is ready to rise.
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Nov 19, 2019 23:22
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dudeness posted:I'm just tired of the desert planet, I'm tired of prequels, I have no idea what the Obi Wan show has to offer that isn't something I'm tired of. I like Tatooine as a setting, the action scenes could be legit cool if Obi-Wan if it's not Force ability prequel tier bullshit, and Ewan McGregor could be very entertaining with a script/storytelling that doesn't suck hard.
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Nov 19, 2019 23:37
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skasion posted:She got shanked by Darth Maul let dat rear end die kill it, if you have to
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Nov 19, 2019 23:40
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skasion posted:She got shanked by Darth Maul Maul got sliced in half and got robot legs. She can put a cybernetic pocket pussy in the shank hole.
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Nov 19, 2019 23:49
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:The Obi-Wan series is confirmed to take place between 3 and 4 during the post-war Empire era, so yeah, Disney is literally giving up on their sequel trilogy before the final movie even premieres. Yeah I too am disappointed that the obi wan series won't take place during episode 7 or 8
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QuarkJets posted:Yeah I too am disappointed that the obi wan series won't take place during episode 7 or 8 A What We Do In The Shadows-styled occult farce with Ben, Yoda and Qui-Gon introducing Anakin to life after death.
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Nov 20, 2019 00:50
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It's hard to make a story for Obi-Wan between episodes 3 and 4 because his attitudes and motivations don't change at all. He remains the exact same self-righteous, lying, scheming, charming idiot long after his death.
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Nov 20, 2019 01:06
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Obi-wan should gently caress a widow after teaching her son to ride a bantha The widow is a space werewolf and her son is Greedo
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It's a shame The Mandalorian and the Obi Wan series take place at different times because I want the final episode of The Mandalorian to be a cold open of Obi Wan cutting him in twain in a bar and the title changing to "Kenobi".
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Just Chamber posted:It's a shame The Mandalorian and the Obi Wan series take place at different times because I want the final episode of The Mandalorian to be a cold open of Obi Wan cutting him in twain in a bar and the title changing to "Kenobi". gently caress that is actually such a great idea that will never happen, but it should, dammit it should.
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Laterite posted:So new Star Wars is out in a month, but there doesn't seem to any anticipation or major media push. No advance leaks, releases, or reviews so far. Will it flop? Does anyone care?I well, the entire plot has been leaked and it's horrible. apparently the film ending is so bad it's been majorly changed three times and not one of them is acceptable. also: 
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Nov 20, 2019 03:29
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New TV spot has Kylo with the mask he smashed back on, complete with jagged red lines from where it was broken. They literally undid all his character development in TLJ just for the sake of being more toyetic.
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Nov 20, 2019 03:58
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Horizon Burning posted:well, the entire plot has been leaked and it's horrible. apparently the film ending is so bad it's been majorly changed three times and not one of them is acceptable. also: We're gonna get a rotj remake aren't we
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Nov 20, 2019 04:33
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Porgs doing guerilla poo poo, hux wears black robes and lisps now, they go back to casino planet to blow up a barge
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Nov 20, 2019 04:35
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Horizon Burning posted:well, the entire plot has been leaked and it's horrible. apparently the film ending is so bad it's been majorly changed three times and not one of them is acceptable. also: If you're talking about that garbage invented by that professional Youtube incel I think you can safely disregard it movie still gonna be bad ofc
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Nov 20, 2019 05:32
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QuarkJets posted:Yeah I too am disappointed that the obi wan series won't take place during episode 7 or 8 Absolutely not a given considering how inexplicably weird the decisions made for the sequel trilogy, TLJ especially, were. What if it turns out Obi-Wan was alive all along and his death in ANH was a fakeout?
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Nov 20, 2019 05:36
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Kazak posted:We're gonna get a rotj remake aren't we I surmised as much after watching TFA. JJ is not known for his originality when handling other people's IP.
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Nov 20, 2019 06:29
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Absolutely not a given considering how inexplicably weird the decisions made for the sequel trilogy, TLJ especially, were. What if it turns out Obi-Wan was alive all along and his death in ANH was a fakeout? After Luke got all his students killed like a moron and cut himself off from the force to go drink green milk for the rest of his life Obi-Wan's ghost was all "wow gently caress having died for this loser" and willed himself back into life with uh, the force or something. He went on to have another six duels with Darth Maul, who is also alive somehow, in the intervening time.
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the whole plot has been leaked. this was before the most recent trailers and tv spots that confirmed it: act 1: https://old.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/d5i0ye/the_basic_plot_of_the_rise_of_skywalker_updated/ act 2: https://old.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/d7bshe/the_basic_plot_of_the_rise_of_skywalker_updated/ act 3: https://old.reddit.com/r/StarWarsLeaks/comments/dafpm8/the_basic_plot_of_the_rise_of_skywalker_updated/ so much dumb poo poo. the points of contention at this point are, like, whether the spectre that appears to kylo ren to abruptly turn him good is real han solo or cgi han solo or if it's a cover for hayden christenson. anyway, it's a literal palpatine's behind it all
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Nov 20, 2019 07:21
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Nov 20, 2019 07:42
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Get this... What if planet of ewoks but with porgs instead!?! Porgs blowing up the war machines of the first order, porgs brutally slaying and feasting on corpses of the stormtroopers, porgs porgs porgs
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Horizon Burning posted:the whole plot has been leaked. this was before the most recent trailers and tv spots that confirmed it: This sounds like a lot for Leia to do in like, the eight minutes of unused footage they apparently had lying on the cutting room floor of Fischer between TFA and TLJ? Or is she getting the Peter Cushing treatment?
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Nov 20, 2019 08:26
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reading about a train wreck is one thing but seeing one is way better
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There were leaks before the last two right? Were those accurate?
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Horizon Burning posted:the whole plot has been leaked. this was before the most recent trailers and tv spots that confirmed it: Its amazing how sick I am of all these Star Wars.
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Colonel Cancer posted:Get this... What if planet of ewoks but with porgs instead!?! Porgs blowing up the war machines of the first order, porgs brutally slaying and feasting on corpses of the stormtroopers, porgs porgs porgs I ain't watching a god-drat second of that! Unless the porg war cry is "Maclunkey" 
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Nov 20, 2019 11:16
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Solo is objectively the best Star Wars movie because it has the most nude Chewbacca scenes.
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Horizon Burning posted:the whole plot has been leaked. this was before the most recent trailers and tv spots that confirmed it: This sounds so bad C3po/chewie/good kylo is gone  Oh wait here they are 
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:Solo is objectively the best Star Wars movie because it has the most nude Chewbacca scenes. isnt every scene with chewbacca a nude chewbacca scene?
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Rutibex posted:isnt every scene with chewbacca a nude chewbacca scene? Solo is the only one where he gets his huge wookie dick out and fucks han solo while lando watches though
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