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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

theflyingorc posted:

If you could find a way to sound MORE like a soccer mom telling her book club about how awful rap is, let me know

chitoryu12 posted:

Yeah, you're really sticking it to your parents here!

Your next posts should be Funny Pictures.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pastry of the Year posted:

Your next posts should be Funny Pictures.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


I love that poo poo eating grin in the back.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

theflyingorc posted:

If you could find a way to sound MORE like a soccer mom telling her book club about how awful rap is, let me know

Rap isn't trash. Kanye West is absolute trash. Both of these statements can be true!

Chuff McNothing
Sep 9, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

RFC2324 posted:

The Oatmeal is just lovely bland corporatism, afaik

like, the dude is an SEO expert, and developed the comic to exploit that knowledge

like, good for him. he owns the means of production, a true comrade.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/LeahTiscione/status/1196634001269649408

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS





taskbah.ytmnd.com

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

lmao

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

taskbah.ytmnd.com

It's a joke that new generations of Internet people keep rediscovering somehow.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

It's a joke that new generations of Internet people keep rediscovering somehow.

How about "Hittin' the taskbar, you have faster fingers"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.



No ring.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

I dunno if it's necessary to say this when it's really really really obvious, it doesn't make anything funnier

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

ante posted:

I dunno if it's necessary to say this when it's really really really obvious, it doesn't make anything funnier

i disagree. someone has to say it or it just wouldnt be right. like if someone wrote "69" and 14 posters didnt say "nice", it wouldnt FEEL right.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Bill Murray...as a baby?

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007



the issue "magically" resolves itself 2 days before thanksgiving

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Did they come to snuff the rooster?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


EAT THE FRUIT, CHILD

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



freeedr posted:


EAT THE FRUIT, CHILD

Idgi

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Did they come to snuff the rooster?

yeah she said the city came by, I assume they "resolved" the rooster's head from its body

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Perspective makes it look like the lady is feeding the kid with her deformed baby arm.

Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

NtotheTC posted:

the issue "magically" resolves itself 2 days before thanksgiving

Where in the world is thanks giving 2 days away from yesterday?

Nfcknblvbl has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Nov 21, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Did they come to snuff the rooster?

You KNOW he ain't gonna die

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




zoux posted:

You KNOW he ain't gonna die

:rock:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

ruddiger posted:

Perspective makes it look like the lady is feeding the kid with her deformed baby arm.

Cropping it like this helps I think:

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

ruddiger posted:

Perspective makes it look like the lady is feeding the kid with her deformed baby arm.

It looks nothing like that because the kid's distinctively patterned shirt continues to his forearm. :geno:

haldolium
Oct 22, 2016



bike tory posted:

Cropping it like this helps I think:



Thank you.

norton I
May 1, 2008

His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I

Emperor of these United States

Protector of Mexico
A fun ad I found in some lab supplies.

norton I has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Nov 20, 2019

Meatgrinder
Jul 11, 2003

Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est

norton I posted:

A fun ad I found in some lab supplies.



Now I want to see some of those black and white shots of people inexplicably loving up things that require only the most basic motor skills, but with surgeons operating on brains

norton I
May 1, 2008

His Imperial Majesty Emperor Norton I

Emperor of these United States

Protector of Mexico

Meatgrinder posted:

Now I want to see some of those black and white shots of people inexplicably loving up things that require only the most basic motor skills, but with surgeons operating on brains

It's for mice, which leads to the classic mixer ad:

HisMajestyBOB
Oct 21, 2010


College Slice
Man, I could really go for a nice soup-like homogenate mouse beverage right now.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

norton I posted:

It's for mice, which leads to the classic mixer ad:



jesus christ why

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

ugh where the gently caress is the tail? there's not even a nub.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



LifeSunDeath posted:

ugh where the gently caress is the tail? there's not even a nub.


Emergency transplant

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.



dog got hank hill rear end

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