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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

a helpful bear posted:

Trump died three times but he's back in a big way


Also since he legally died any crimes he committed are null and void

Also because Trump has died and returned to life he is able to run for a 'third' term because new Trump is simply finishing the remainder of dead Trumps term. Thus new Trump will technically be running for his first term in 2020 and therefore will be eligible for reelection in 2024.

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SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/DavidLauter/status/1196922185673322496

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



angerbeet posted:

Was the meatloaf thing even Chris Christie? That was 8000 years ago and my memory is failing

yeah

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



https://vine.co/v/ip17nl1I1uI

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

TMMadman posted:

Also because Trump has died and returned to life he is able to run for a 'third' term because new Trump is simply finishing the remainder of dead Trumps term. Thus new Trump will technically be running for his first term in 2020 and therefore will be eligible for reelection in 2024.

:hmmyes:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

i swear if you fuckers in new hampshire and iowa give us mayor pete i will go into self-imposed exile on an island

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


i know nichael loves senator carpet and wants to kiss and hug him
but im sorry nichael i had to do this. i apologize to you and your best friend carpet.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Helgefølelse going UP! UP! UP!

https://i.imgur.com/iyVyD8x.gifv

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Trump took 72 hours, or three days, from when he died at Walter Reed to when he showed his face today.

Coincidence, atheists?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



angerbeet posted:

Was the meatloaf thing even Chris Christie? That was 8000 years ago and my memory is failing

sure was

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





A Handed Missus posted:

Charles Krautkummer

is dead

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

good, gently caress military aid

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



tacodaemon posted:

I'm not entirely sure where people got the weird Mandela effect memory that Trump described anything that happened on Levitt's very big yacht, but I've found that a lot of people have the notion that Trump gave some kind of explicit descriptions

i definitely remember believing this at the time. perhaps it was a particularly credible shitpost we all read?

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


lmao these latest polls are the biggest psyop I think has ever happened. it's either bernie or the mk ultra candidate

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Seriously, if Mayor Pete Booty Judge is the nomination, I might just revolt against thr DNC.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/JenGriffinFNC/status/1196940230055645184

This goes against the mantra of Remember Sailor. No good!

krshh come in carrot top. carrot top this is seal command. you are a go to remove gallagher's trident. over

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



it turns it that army regulations actually do require lieutenant colonel big shot from today to wear his dress uniform while addressing congress, even though he's allowed to just wear a suit while working at the shite house

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/JenGriffinFNC/status/1196940230055645184

This goes against the mantra of Remember Sailor. No good!

PUT HIM ON THE COURT

Replace RUTH BADER GINSBERG with GALLAGHER

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Al! posted:

good, gently caress military aid
gently caress you

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:

i know nichael loves senator carpet and wants to kiss and hug him
but im sorry nichael i had to do this. i apologize to you and your best friend carpet.


No worries Tom crapper is firmly in his seat. Coo s will be unseated, though!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
military aids

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

A Handed Missus posted:

https://twitter.com/JenGriffinFNC/status/1196940230055645184

This goes against the mantra of Remember Sailor. No good!

yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

gently caress you

i hope trump cuts military aid off from every country we're currently giving it to

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
I don't have a good idea of what that section of the wall looks like. if you stand there and look at either direction, does the wall just end a little bit after, or does it look like it continues?

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
Sen. John Kennedy, welcome to the Resistance

https://twitter.com/cspan/status/1196832831810539520

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Al! posted:

good, gently caress military aid

They just want to make sure all $35 million goes to the Azov battalion

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Fun fact: This is treason

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

:lol:

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

lmfao this is america

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug
The military trying to work around civilian command, even idiot civilian command, still bothers me though.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/JenGriffinFNC/status/1196940230055645184

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




lmao

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Al! posted:

i hope trump cuts military aid off from every country we're currently giving it to

hope is for liberals

you must will it into being so!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Dan's talking to himself


https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1196943910624538625

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
impeachapalooza 2019

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

literally using the president's twitter as a sockpuppet account lmao

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

hahahahah he's gonna launch nukes when he loses

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

PostNouveau posted:

Fun fact: This is treason

treason is cool and easy to do

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

free crazy cloud

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