[Cyberpunk Dystopia] Spotify Car Thing has been compromised to a permanent end.

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Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

give it 5 more years and your gas will stop pumping if the system detects you aren�t looking at the screen

# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:44

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# ? May 28, 2024 18:20

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

https://twitter.com/math_rachel/status/1177074730316156928

# ? Nov 17, 2019 23:46

foobardog: Apr 19, 2007; There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend

Sjs00 posted:

I see we all read the capitalism.png thread as well

We're all looking at the same monster. We use different threads so we do not behold it all at once and lose our sanity.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 08:32

Tashilicious: Jul 17, 2016; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sjs00 posted:

I see we all read the capitalism.png thread as well

I was gonna go with Captain Planet personally.

That episode with the mall that has "pure air" where everyone wears a little tag that calculates how much air you breathe so it can charge you when you leave.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 10:44

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Tashilicious posted:

I was gonna go with Captain Planet personally.

That episode with the mall that has "pure air" where everyone wears a little tag that calculates how much air you breathe so it can charge you when you leave.

Holy poo poo, for a Marlboro advertising vehicle, that show was loving prophetic. :popeye:

# ? Nov 18, 2019 17:45

Blockade: Oct 22, 2008

Sometimes, cyberpunk future is good

https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/1195947063990771715

Final edit: I would highly encourage all of you to read Phina's write up, its very CSPAM

https://pastebin.com/raw/8rXhtqgr

Blockade has issued a correction as of 18:08 on Nov 18, 2019

# ? Nov 18, 2019 17:51

Tunicate: May 15, 2012

actionjackson posted:

I know this isn't a new thing, but when I got gas today (lol) there was a blaring video ad about hamburgers or something, and then a blaring ad for Amazon warehouse jobs

Second unlabelled white button from the top, on the right hand side will mute it.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 20:45

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Blockade posted:

Sometimes, cyberpunk future is good

https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/1195947063990771715

Final edit: I would highly encourage all of you to read Phina's write up, its very CSPAM

https://pastebin.com/raw/8rXhtqgr

see beto has been keeping busy since he dropped out

# ? Nov 18, 2019 21:55

SwissArmyDruid: Feb 14, 2014; by sebmojo

Now if only mayo pete would drop out too, we could really get some hacktivsm going.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 22:39

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/claweeiscool/status/1189498625241571328?s=21

# ? Nov 18, 2019 23:13

Day Man: Jul 30, 2007; Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!

actionjackson posted:

I know this isn't a new thing, but when I got gas today (lol) there was a blaring video ad about hamburgers or something, and then a blaring ad for Amazon warehouse jobs

Hot cyberpunk hacker tip:
One of the buttons on the right side of the screen seems to always be a mute button. Bonus, it seems to stay on mute until the machine is reset or someone turns the sound back on. I mute every one I come across.

# ? Nov 18, 2019 23:52

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Tubgoat posted:

Holy poo poo, for a Marlboro advertising vehicle, that show was loving prophetic.

Wait what? Captain Planet was pushing cigarettes? Even the kid with the lovely heart ring?

# ? Nov 19, 2019 02:21

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

The Nastier Nate posted:

Wait what? Captain Planet was pushing cigarettes? Even the kid with the lovely heart ring?

Every single pack of cigarettes they picked up and threw away was Marlboro, it seems.

# ? Nov 19, 2019 02:41

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

Tubgoat posted:

Every single pack of cigarettes they picked up and threw away was Marlboro, it seems.

lol that's because it's the most identifiable brand when rendered real small, you doofus

captain planet was a vehicle for millions of plastic commodities tho, I had a Kwame action figure when I was a kid

# ? Nov 19, 2019 10:15

SplitSoul: Dec 31, 2000

Peanut Butler posted:

lol that's because it's the most identifiable brand when rendered real small, you doofus

Cool people smoke Morley's.

# ? Nov 19, 2019 10:16

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

SplitSoul posted:

Cool people smoke Morley's.

But not really, only jazz cigarettes.

# ? Nov 19, 2019 11:30

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1196750465775607810

# ? Nov 19, 2019 13:00

Iron Crowned: May 6, 2003; by Hand Knit

Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end.

# ? Nov 19, 2019 15:18

100 HOGS AGREE: Oct 13, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Iron Crowned posted:

Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end.

only when you do it.

# ? Nov 19, 2019 16:11

Elman: Oct 26, 2009

Iron Crowned posted:

Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end.

Stay strong, friend.

# ? Nov 19, 2019 16:29

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Iron Crowned posted:

Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end.

Bluetoothing a keyboard to your phone helps

# ? Nov 19, 2019 17:47

Facehammer: Mar 11, 2008

Iron Crowned posted:

Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end.

# ? Nov 19, 2019 18:05

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1196750465775607810

let me guess, on paid leave.

edit: gets to keep the job, just can't drive again (for now). nice.

RadiRoot has issued a correction as of 18:57 on Nov 19, 2019

# ? Nov 19, 2019 18:52

Shrecknet: Jan 2, 2005

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1196750465775607810

shoulda been going 1 mph faster, then the whole thing would be papered over with a thousand commenters going :nice:

# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:32

Peanut Butler: Jul 25, 2003

Iron Crowned posted:

Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end.

that sounds like a rough adjustment but also like 80% of the workforce doesn't get internet at work so suck it up (your piss)

# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:44

Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

The Nastier Nate posted:

Bluetoothing a keyboard to your phone helps

# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:52

GWBBQ: Jan 2, 2005

Man Musk posted:

things like the wild are simply going to stop existing probably within our lifetimes...

guess we should hit the national parks while there's still time

https://twitter.com/rafaelfrederico/status/1195806108230787072

https://twitter.com/weather_wa/status/1195672521674149889

They're bright when they're still in a train awaiting deployment to final orbit, but once therenowhere near as bad as photos like these make them look.

Blockade posted:

Sometimes, cyberpunk future is good

https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/1195947063990771715

Final edit: I would highly encourage all of you to read Phina's write up, its very CSPAM

https://pastebin.com/raw/8rXhtqgr

After releasing this round of info, she also offered a $100,000 reward to anyone who could hack a major bank or oil company and release sensitive information.

# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:53

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

the virgin Anonymous vs the chad Phineas Fisher

# ? Nov 19, 2019 20:01

100 HOGS AGREE: Oct 13, 2007; Grimey Drawer

GWBBQ posted:

They're bright when they're still in a train awaiting deployment to final orbit, but once therenowhere near as bad as photos like these make them look.

After releasing this round of info, she also offered a $100,000 reward to anyone who could hack a major bank or oil company and release sensitive information.

Using the money you hacked from a bank as a bounty to get other people to hack banks is major praxis

# ? Nov 19, 2019 22:37

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Radirot posted:

let me guess, on paid leave.

edit: gets to keep the job, just can't drive again (for now). nice.

Aren't unions great

# ? Nov 20, 2019 04:11

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

Aren't unions great

That's not why the cops go lenient on other cops.

Cops still get treated special even in states with weak or no union protections.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 04:37

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/1196952444640661504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

# ? Nov 20, 2019 04:41

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/1196952444640661504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

My only concern is how it departs in reverse (relative to the face painted on it).

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:01

Bulgakov: Mar 8, 2009; рукописи не горят

reverse the video and pretend it�s someone paying tithes to the robot boss

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:06

Remulak: Jun 8, 2001; I can't count to four.; Yams Fan

aha, I stayed in a hotel that had one of those, and the utter underwhelmingness of having a free comb and razor delivered by a robot sent my into a horrifying spiral of depression.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:07