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Platystemon)
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:give it 5 more years and your gas will stop pumping if the system detects you aren’t looking at the screen
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 22:44 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 06:04 |
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https://twitter.com/math_rachel/status/1177074730316156928
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 23:46 |
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Sjs00 posted:I see we all read the capitalism.png thread as well We're all looking at the same monster. We use different threads so we do not behold it all at once and lose our sanity.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 08:32 |
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Sjs00 posted:I see we all read the capitalism.png thread as well I was gonna go with Captain Planet personally. That episode with the mall that has "pure air" where everyone wears a little tag that calculates how much air you breathe so it can charge you when you leave.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 10:44 |
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Tashilicious posted:I was gonna go with Captain Planet personally. Holy poo poo, for a Marlboro advertising vehicle, that show was loving prophetic.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 17:45 |
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Sometimes, cyberpunk future is good https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/1195947063990771715 Final edit: I would highly encourage all of you to read Phina's write up, its very CSPAM https://pastebin.com/raw/8rXhtqgr Blockade has issued a correction as of 18:08 on Nov 18, 2019 |
# ? Nov 18, 2019 17:51 |
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actionjackson posted:I know this isn't a new thing, but when I got gas today (lol) there was a blaring video ad about hamburgers or something, and then a blaring ad for Amazon warehouse jobs Second unlabelled white button from the top, on the right hand side will mute it.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 20:45 |
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Blockade posted:Sometimes, cyberpunk future is good see beto has been keeping busy since he dropped out
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 21:55 |
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Now if only mayo pete would drop out too, we could really get some hacktivsm going.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 22:39 |
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https://twitter.com/claweeiscool/status/1189498625241571328?s=21
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 23:13 |
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actionjackson posted:I know this isn't a new thing, but when I got gas today (lol) there was a blaring video ad about hamburgers or something, and then a blaring ad for Amazon warehouse jobs Hot cyberpunk hacker tip: One of the buttons on the right side of the screen seems to always be a mute button. Bonus, it seems to stay on mute until the machine is reset or someone turns the sound back on. I mute every one I come across.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 23:52 |
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Tubgoat posted:Holy poo poo, for a Marlboro advertising vehicle, that show was loving prophetic. Wait what? Captain Planet was pushing cigarettes? Even the kid with the lovely heart ring?
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 02:21 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Wait what? Captain Planet was pushing cigarettes? Even the kid with the lovely heart ring?
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 02:41 |
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Tubgoat posted:Every single pack of cigarettes they picked up and threw away was Marlboro, it seems. lol that's because it's the most identifiable brand when rendered real small, you doofus captain planet was a vehicle for millions of plastic commodities tho, I had a Kwame action figure when I was a kid
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 10:15 |
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Peanut Butler posted:lol that's because it's the most identifiable brand when rendered real small, you doofus Cool people smoke Morley's.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 10:16 |
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SplitSoul posted:Cool people smoke Morley's. But not really, only jazz cigarettes.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 11:30 |
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https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1196750465775607810
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 13:00 |
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Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 15:18 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end. only when you do it.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 16:11 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end. Stay strong, friend.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 16:29 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end. Bluetoothing a keyboard to your phone helps
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 17:47 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 18:05 |
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let me guess, on paid leave. edit: gets to keep the job, just can't drive again (for now). nice. RadiRoot has issued a correction as of 18:57 on Nov 19, 2019 |
# ? Nov 19, 2019 18:52 |
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shoulda been going 1 mph faster, then the whole thing would be papered over with a thousand commenters going
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:32 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Day two of no work internet. Shitposting on your phone all day sucks rear end. that sounds like a rough adjustment but also like 80% of the workforce doesn't get internet at work so suck it up (your piss)
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:44 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Bluetoothing a keyboard to your phone helps
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:52 |
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Man Musk posted:things like the wild are simply going to stop existing probably within our lifetimes... Blockade posted:Sometimes, cyberpunk future is good After releasing this round of info, she also offered a $100,000 reward to anyone who could hack a major bank or oil company and release sensitive information.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 19:53 |
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the virgin Anonymous vs the chad Phineas Fisher
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 20:01 |
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GWBBQ posted:They're bright when they're still in a train awaiting deployment to final orbit, but once therenowhere near as bad as photos like these make them look. Using the money you hacked from a bank as a bounty to get other people to hack banks is major praxis
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 22:37 |
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Radirot posted:let me guess, on paid leave. Aren't unions great
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 04:11 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Aren't unions great That's not why the cops go lenient on other cops. Cops still get treated special even in states with weak or no union protections.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 04:37 |
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https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/1196952444640661504?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 04:41 |
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My only concern is how it departs in reverse (relative to the face painted on it).
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:01 |
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reverse the video and pretend it’s someone paying tithes to the robot boss
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:06 |
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aha, I stayed in a hotel that had one of those, and the utter underwhelmingness of having a free comb and razor delivered by a robot sent my into a horrifying spiral of depression.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:07 |
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the robot tells you "you are the cutest person i know and we should take a selfie, give me a like!" gently caress
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:09 |
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ENCAFFEINATE! ENCAFFEINATE! ENCAFFEINATE!
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 05:10 |
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I was expecting a bowl full of these.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:02 |
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I don't hate the moonwalking hotel robot
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:27 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 06:04 |
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foobardog posted:I don't hate the moonwalking hotel robot Is it better or worse than the traditional underpaid immigrant?
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 06:35 |