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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


What the gently caress

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



ttump

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Zyla posted:

yeppers, its prolly hair clog, should get some draino

i'm supposed to get the building maintenance guy to snake it but i'm afraid he'll notice the hard water stains from the drain

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

:chloe:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Inspector Hound posted:

What the gently caress

makes you wonder why she deleted the previous tweet doesnt it

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



Zyla posted:

awww thats the best reply any gay or trans person could ask for

my brother was very supportive but it was like super all about him and how much of an ally he can be and i was like listen dude stay cool this isnt a big deal and meanwhile he compares his shock and need to process this in the same breadth as him getting shot or mortared in africa

you're exactly describing my parents. that's what I miss most about my sibling, being able to make fun of my boomer parents, who were so excited to be special and unique.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



jeepers teepers

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Zyla posted:

awww thats the best reply any gay or trans person could ask for

my brother was very supportive but it was like super all about him and how much of an ally he can be and i was like listen dude stay cool this isnt a big deal and meanwhile he compares his shock and need to process this in the same breadth as him getting shot or mortared in africa

wait...was he actually shot or mortared in africa?

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

RIP Syndrome posted:



trut a little worse for the wear

love my minecraft president

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

:glomp: zyla

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Zyla posted:

awww thats the best reply any gay or trans person could ask for

my brother was very supportive but it was like super all about him and how much of an ally he can be and i was like listen dude stay cool this isnt a big deal and meanwhile he compares his shock and need to process this in the same breadth as him getting shot or mortared in africa

Can't you just be happy that your brother supports you? Don't be so selfish.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Unperson_47 posted:

wait...was he actually shot or mortared in africa?

yes

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

Can't you just be happy that your brother supports you? Don't be so selfish.

lmao

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

tacodaemon posted:

makes you wonder why she deleted the previous tweet doesnt it

I mean I'd say it explains pretty clearly why she deleted it

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Big deal. Just find some cover and wait for the regen.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Bip Roberts posted:

machetes own

goddamn I want a carne asada taco or three right about now

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

Big deal. Just find some cover and wait for the regen.

another 2 cm to the left and it would have cleanly blew his arm off

pew!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
jeeper creepers Mr president I didnt know you were bi

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Peacoffee posted:

Reluctantly polled on the old land-line
Pundits jumping and trumping so fine
The blue wave crashes, number goes up
Cornpop and Bernie, they yearn for the trup

They call and maneuver and muscle for bank
And the sweat beads fast as a tight-shirt Frank
Wreckless and wild they dump on the Berns
His colon is packed with turds secretly firm

As they speed through the finish the polls go down
Voters get up, and get out of town
The arena is empty except for one man
Still sweating and screaming as fast as he can

The sun-downer has a frown and the moon has come up
And long ago somebody left with the trup
But he's driving and striving and hugging the turns
And thinking of someone for whom he still berns

He's doing the business
He's going to plead
Trup’s all alone, all alone in his time of need

Really? Nobody gonna quote it? Well I for one appreciate the effort op. I smiled and made mouth noises.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/PaigeKreisman/status/1196954891412860928

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
that bird is a caique, they're the loving coolest

but yeah they live 25 years and need constant attention lol

anything more than parakeets is a huge dedication

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Zyla posted:

another 2 cm to the left and it would have cleanly blew his arm off

pew!

he'd be all right, though

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

my brother was ambushed in the sudan in the jungle in a UN convoy to a remote village. Several bombers did bombing runs a few miles north of where his camp was a few times.

good times

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007




oh ok. i thought he had a gauge in his head of imaginary events to measure his shock at things and that's what the needle was at when he heard the news

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Zyla posted:

another 2 cm to the left and it would have cleanly blew his arm off

pew!

Gib!

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

for those keeping score at home that's a cop who also ran a gun shop which also (occasionally legitimately) did procurement contracts for other law enforcement, going bankrupt in spectacular fashion and causing a 4 million dollar loss to a bank and several million more in losses to people that were big fans of cops

FAUXTON has issued a correction as of 06:23 on Nov 20, 2019

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



donald trump is our gayest and most online president and the do nothing democrats just can't accept that fact. sorry, but we beat you to it :smugdon:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

my brother is a save the world type that works with an NGO that does health and vaccination work in central africa

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Zyla posted:

my brother was ambushed in the sudan in the jungle in a UN convoy to a remote village. Several bombers did bombing runs a few miles north of where his camp was a few times.

good times

So... you're saying he deserved it.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

i'm supposed to get the building maintenance guy to snake it but i'm afraid he'll notice the hard water stains from the drain

you can buy your own snake they arent that expensive

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007

2spooky4u


Smellrose

Zyla posted:

my brother is a save the world type that works with an NGO that does health and vaccination work in central africa



Turdfuzz posted:

So... you're saying he deserved it.

now don't you feel like an rear end

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Zyla posted:

my brother was ambushed in the sudan in the jungle in a UN convoy to a remote village. Several bombers did bombing runs a few miles north of where his camp was a few times.

good times

very spooky!!

my dad got to learn how to drive a tank for mother russia as an officer but was never drafted, very cool and very easy

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Turdfuzz posted:

So... you're saying he deserved it.

oh absolutely thats the clear take away here

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



your hate has only made donald trump stronger and more powerful. he's breaking off dicks left and right

Gareth Gobulcoque
Jan 10, 2008



wait when did we transition to talking about Bruce Willis in the Jackal? I'm kinda drunk and don't feel like scrolling up.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

he has a pretty bitchin' scar from the bullet tho, now

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
nichael, please gently caress up less

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Yeah... I've had a few wars of my own. It takes a certain breed.

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not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



Unperson_47 posted:

your hate has only made donald trump stronger and more powerful. he's breaking off dicks left and right

no, he hath become infirm

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