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thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

feedmyleg posted:

Drop what you're doing, new Cats trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTDoOmc1OQ

Hard pass.

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cvnvcnv
Mar 17, 2013

__________________
I see no cats, only a bunch of horrific nightmare beasts.

Deakul
Apr 2, 2012

PAM PA RAM

PAM PAM PARAAAAM!

clown shoes posted:

I think the cat movie looks good but James Cordon will ruin it.

I would genuinely love to know what about this movie looks good to you. :allears:

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS3aHkkfuEI

Deakul posted:

I would genuinely love to know what about this movie looks good to you. :allears:

As would I.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I know we all wanted to hate the Irishman and I would probably feel ripped off if I sat in a theater but since it's on Netflix I mean go hog wild with your aging poo poo and incidentally the reviews are very good.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

Deakul posted:

I would genuinely love to know what about this movie looks good to you. :allears:

Cats!

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

A horror film getting a February drop means it's poo poo.

clown shoes
Jul 17, 2004

Nothing but clowns down here.

Chuka Umana posted:

A horror film getting a February drop means it's poo poo.

Get Out

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



kiimo posted:

I know we all wanted to hate the Irishman and I would probably feel ripped off if I sat in a theater but since it's on Netflix I mean go hog wild with your aging poo poo and incidentally the reviews are very good.

gently caress that, I'm gonna see it at the theater.

Shneak
Mar 6, 2015

A sad Professor Plum
sitting on a toilet.

feedmyleg posted:

Drop what you're doing, new Cats trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTDoOmc1OQ

I can't even finish this trailer. This is the most unnatural dark-sided poo poo I've ever seen.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



I'd honestly much prefer the original design of Sonic than that.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

They cleaned up the VFX significantly.


That said I think it is pretty telling that you don't see any Universal logo at the top of the trailer.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
Cats has an estimated budget of $300 million.

Nroo
Dec 31, 2007

kiimo posted:

I know we all wanted to hate the Irishman

I'm sorry, what

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Make them all sonics

The Peccadillo
Mar 4, 2013

We Have Important Work To Do
Man, no one's gonna buy a ticket to see Cats on the big screen, what a mess

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



angerbeet posted:

Cats has an estimated budget of $300 million.

Holy loving poo poo.

Chemtrailologist
Jul 8, 2007
Who's getting high and going to see Cats instead of Star Wars opening night?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Ego-bot posted:

Who's getting high and going to see Cats instead of Star Wars opening night?

I SAID WHO'S WITH ME

caligulamprey
Jan 23, 2007

It never stops.

Ego-bot posted:

Who's getting high and going to see Cats instead of Star Wars opening night?
Hell I'm gonna get so high I'll see it twice.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

I saw Taylor Swift shaking her cat tits at me and don't know how to feel.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
I don't think it can be explained enough how insane Cats is as a production. Rebel Wilson's character is meant to have an extended tap sequence with the rest of the cast dressed up as tap-dancing cockroaches. She seems to be mostly a "comic" relief character but I have to assume her song makes it in so... hope she's been practicing those shuffle off to buffalos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hqGq-Kr9Hs&t=158s

Her character is normally a sleepy cat but at night she goes to the basement and teaches manners to mice and cockroaches, also like all the other cats she wants to die, and maybe if her dancing is good enough the main cat will choose her to die.

I don't know if "high" is really enough for this, I'd try and track down some shrooms for that permanent mental scarring.

Three hundred million dollars.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

The Peccadillo posted:

Man, no one's gonna buy a ticket to see Cats on the big screen, what a mess

I am 100% there opening day

this trainwreck is definitely something I want to fully experience on the big screen



it looks like they're putting a lot of emphasis on the completely whacked out plot/framing device of the Cats, and making Macavity a major speaking role (along with magical sparkle vanishing powers), which are certainly choices

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


angerbeet posted:

also like all the other cats she wants to die, and maybe if her dancing is good enough the main cat will choose her to die.


What the gently caress?

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What the gently caress?

Jellicles do and Jellicles would
Jellicles would and Jellicles can
Jellicles can and Jellicles do

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

What the gently caress?

That's why they're there, so they can present their case to the main cat (who controls access to cat heaven) as to which cat can die and be reborn, via song/dance.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

It would be better if the cats all wore clothes. The James Corden cat in a shirt and suit jacket but no pants is very disturbing. It's all so obscene.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



diarrhea poo poo movies this december only strengthen my 13 month resolve as I wait for Dune. All other movies gently caress off and die ty

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

diarrhea poo poo movies this december only strengthen my 13 month resolve as I wait for Dune. All other movies gently caress off and die ty

The Naming of Cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm as mad as a hatter
When I tell you, a cat must have THREE DIFFERENT NAMES.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



At eleven forty-two with the signal overdue
And the passengers all frantic to a man
That's when I would appear and I'd saunter to the rear
I been gettin' busy in the luggage van

:sonia:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

The MSJ posted:

I saw Taylor Swift shaking her cat tits at me and don't know how to feel.

To think there's 6 more where those came from.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Would you gently caress cat-taylor swift?

tylersayten
Mar 20, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Go watch real cinema like the marvel cinematic universe instead.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

angerbeet posted:

That's why they're there, so they can present their case to the main cat (who controls access to cat heaven) as to which cat can die and be reborn, via song/dance.

Wait, "reborn" in this context means going to heaven? Main cat has supernatural control over who goes to heaven? Is she cat Jesus? Is she cat Pope and just lying about poo poo?

How is this story even loving weirder than I thought?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

thrawn527 posted:

Wait, "reborn" in this context means going to heaven? Main cat has supernatural control over who goes to heaven? Is she cat Jesus? Is she cat Pope and just lying about poo poo?

How is this story even loving weirder than I thought?

Somehow it is still not as weird as the Disco Trains on Rollerblades musical

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

fatherboxx posted:

Somehow it is still not as weird as the Disco Trains on Rollerblades musical

Starlight Express is at least just a lot of visual fun. Granted last time I saw it was in London in 1997 but I enjoyed the poo poo out of it solely for the spectacle.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

davidspackage posted:

To think there's 6 more where those came from.

Oh no the internet's gonna get a major surge in new weird furry horny stuff because of this awful movie :(

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
too bad Tim Allen is such a douche nozzle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBZk6NvHKMg

fake edit: loving SHAVE IT OFF WHEATON

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

cvnvcnv posted:

I see no cats, only a bunch of horrific nightmare beasts.

yeah and i loving love it. god it looks so weird, gross and creepy-erotic.

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galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

fatherboxx posted:

Somehow it is still not as weird as the Disco Trains on Rollerblades musical

For all its insanity Starlight Express at least has a coherent plot. It's a pretty standard "Underdog tries to woo girl from mean jock through winning something" story where everyone happens to be a personified train. Toy Story with trains. Cats is just random unexplained poo poo happening for vague never truly fleshed out reasons and everyone is in hideous fursuits.

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