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A sweet Netflix Lady am I, am I More fair than the stars in the sky I'm bold and bawdy, and oh, my Lawdy, I'm proud to declare— A sweet Netflix Lady, I do what I please; I'm strong and I'm savvy and I've got these!
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Sydney Bottocks posted:NETFLIX WON THE STREAMING WARS! YAAAAY! Please, if you all would go back to your steaming.
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Nov 19, 2019 17:59
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Netflix was pear-shaped, very short, and STOOD THE WHOLE WAY.
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Nov 19, 2019 19:05
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The giant infant streaming service flew on for another minute, and then crashed.
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Nov 19, 2019 19:32
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"Father, I was watching Netflix today" "Well, don't, son"
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Nov 19, 2019 20:29
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Yup, when you major in Netflix Studies you can write your own ticket on Wall Street.
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Nov 19, 2019 22:05
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Guys, GUYS!! MST3K IS GOING 24/7 ON TWITCH!!
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Nov 19, 2019 23:03
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"What I was trying to do was become a Netflix on stage and you didn't let me be that Netflix!" "Well, you see I didn't get that, I thought you were trying to be a hedgehog." "I was asking to be deep-fried in hot oil, What kind of a hedgehog wants to be deep-fried in hot oil?!"
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Nov 20, 2019 04:06
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"I can't help feeling like I've seen all this before. Streaming movies over the internet." "Yeah, that's Netflix." "No, that's not it. You know, you can watch movies over the internet. Some old ones and some new ones." "Yeah, no, it's Netflix" "No, but there's also TV shows too." "You're thinking of Netflix!" "No, but then there's some original exclusive series -!" "Netflix." "Let me finish! Original exclusive series set in the Star Wars universe." "Oh, Disney+."
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Nov 20, 2019 04:24
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"You know, they say that Netflix is one baaad--" "Shut your mouth!" "But I'm talkin' about Netflix!"
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Nov 20, 2019 05:35
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I wonder if there's beer on Netflix..
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Nov 20, 2019 05:46
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Oh, for crying out loud! EACH! ONE! OF! YOU! WILL! SUBSCRIBE! TO! A! STREAMING! SERVICE!
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Nov 20, 2019 08:43
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Netflix? I like Netflix.
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Nov 20, 2019 14:05
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"Netflix."
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Nov 20, 2019 16:00
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But when I cross my legs like this - ah! That means I'm going to renew the streaming service.
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Nov 20, 2019 16:14
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“When we return to our planet the high court may well sentence you to NETFLEH!”
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Nov 20, 2019 17:09
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Hey, it's the Netflix delivery guy, and boy has he got a package!
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Nov 20, 2019 17:16
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"Say, fellas. Here's a little song about that ubiquitous streaming service, 'Netflix'." "Are you kidding me?" "Then let's go!" "Netflix, Netflix, what do you do with those Netflix? They're on TVs, as a default app, Netflix is chock full of endless crap! Yay! Woo!" "Watch out, here comes one now!" "Look out, you little doodad!" "Something's sure going to happen!"
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Nov 20, 2019 17:23
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~It's the 10s, do a lot of opiates and watch Witcher on Netflix~
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Nov 20, 2019 17:43
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A rogue Netflix snaps its tether and kills a coolie!
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Nov 20, 2019 18:30
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Movie streaming apps on LED TVs? It must be THE FUTURE!
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Nov 20, 2019 18:37
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Disney+. Oh I messed that up.
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Nov 20, 2019 19:26
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There's been a Netflix uprising... Look out! Netflix stampede!
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Nov 20, 2019 19:45
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Disney+. Now THAT'S an idear. Not a good one, but an idear.
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Nov 20, 2019 19:53
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flatluigi posted:"Netflix." "MCCLOUD!"
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Nov 20, 2019 21:02
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Netflix on the Moon. How did it get there?
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Nov 20, 2019 21:25
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I wonder if there's beer on Netflix.
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Nov 21, 2019 00:25
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"Get Netflix out of my office!" "You mean out of your mezzanine, sir?"
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Nov 21, 2019 00:26
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Watch out for streams!
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Nov 21, 2019 00:32
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You didn't just hot-glue some movies to yourself?
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Nov 21, 2019 00:56
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Are you now, or have you ever been, a Hulu subscriber?
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Nov 21, 2019 01:06
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They're like your streaming services. Larger, of course.
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Nov 21, 2019 01:19
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streamed hams did i do this right?
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Nov 21, 2019 01:22
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Your Netflix is bad and you should feel bad!
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Nov 21, 2019 02:20
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brocked posted:Your Netflix is bad and you should feel bad! Wow its my wife's wedding vows word for word
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Nov 21, 2019 02:47
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Netflix, Sting and God!
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Nov 21, 2019 13:30
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I look at this slush, and I try to remember, at one time, I made good streaming series. (Binge it all, Ed!)
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Nov 21, 2019 14:46
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Dawgstar posted:Netflix, Sting and God! I think it was very nice of you to give Netflix another chance
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Nov 21, 2019 15:49
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"You used your work terminal for unauthorized access to... Netflix cinemas?" *sigh* "Yeah, that's been established!"
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I'll understand if you assist other streaming services, Joe.
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