Impeachment Thread: * locks eyes with Nunes* "...Chalupa."

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cr0y: Mar 24, 2005

This week is infrastructure af

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Jim Jordan just got up and left the room lol

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theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

OH GOD, ROBOSCHIFF HAS AWAKENED

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oxsnard: Oct 8, 2003

Residency Evil posted:

lol is schiff smiling?

How could he not be? I have a poo poo eating grin

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

ewiley posted:

Maggie HabermanWhite House Correspondent
Sondland is walking a real line: trying to say that everyone was in on something that was questionable, but also painting himself as trying to do the right thing at all times.

The first guy to flip usually wins.

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Kammat: Feb 9, 2008; Odd Person

Keep banging away!

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:16

1glitch0: Sep 4, 2018; I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

"In conclusion, it is my truest and honest belief I do not want to go to jail. Someone please help me."

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:16

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

"Continuum of Insidiousness" is my nerd rock prog band.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:17

eke out: Feb 24, 2013

https://twitter.com/BrentBozell/status/1197168201018335232

im dying

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TGLT: Aug 14, 2009

1glitch0 posted:

"In conclusion, it is my truest and honest belief I do not want to go to jail. Someone please help me."

"In conclusion, I am the megadonor not the puppet did you think I was going to go under for the party?"

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:18

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Jim Jordan just got up and left the room lol

He probably had a Nunes type speech about how the Dems are dragging him in the mud and how he can prove there was no corruption/quid pro quo and that�s all out the window

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:18

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/BrentBozell/status/1197168201018335232

im dying

Chuds will literally believe anything....

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Residency Evil: Jul 28, 2003; 4/5 godo... Schumi

oh god it keeps coming

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TheDisreputableDog: Oct 13, 2005

welp

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VH4Ever: Oct 1, 2005; by sebmojo

This guy sure doesn't talk like a guy willing to go to jail for Trump.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:19

Zoph: Sep 12, 2005

Holy poo poo, Sondland's testimony blows away every GOP narrative about this not really being a crime and a coordinated effort by the President/State/Justice Dept to do crimes.

The only thing left standing after today will be the "President does crimes, so what" defense, which is good but it also worries me that the GOP will just run with it, since it's been the end goal of theirs all along.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:19

ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

eke out posted:

https://twitter.com/BrentBozell/status/1197168201018335232

im dying

This could be read as an accelerationist. "Look, we needed to kill off political appointees, so the president cleverly instated the worst appointee possible to point this out!"

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:20

AhhYes: Dec 1, 2004; * Click *; College Slice

Of course I know what it means now, but I didn't know at the time. Hoo boy

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OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

The GOP strategy is going to be "This guy says one thing last month, and another this month. He can't be trusted!"

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TulliusCicero: Jul 29, 2017

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Jim Jordan just got up and left the room lol

*Gym Jordan has left the server*

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Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/AndrewFeinberg/status/1197171791116079106

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TyrantWD: Nov 6, 2010; Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Rudy's lawyers are probably furiously calling Schiff's office to request he come and testify tomorrow.

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Seven Hundred Bee: Nov 1, 2006

is perry bacon jr the dumbest person on earth?

quote:

His inserting Pompeo so deeply into the Ukraine scheme is interesting. Sondland is, to me, not making Trump seem a lot worse through his testimony. But he is making Pompeo seem worse.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:21

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

Jim Jordan just got up and left the room lol

Ahaha

But also he probably got called away to pick up notes on the new defense the WH is frantically fabricating

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:21

TheDisreputableDog: Oct 13, 2005

"Once a liar, always a liar" Jim Jordan declares smugly.

Nunes nods and hmmms like the Chamberlain from the Dark Crystal.

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ewiley: Jul 9, 2003; More trash for the trash fire

Goddamn, this is not Stupid Watergate, this is Stupid Teapot Dome but the president is involved.

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refleks: Nov 21, 2006

Everybody together now!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTS6GEzeeF4

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Literally Kermit: Mar 4, 2012; t

ewiley posted:

Goddamn, this is not Stupid Watergate, this is Stupid Teapot Dome but the president is involved.

Split the difference, it's the Great Tea-Baggening

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mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Haha now he's gonna bus Pence too.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:24

1glitch0: Sep 4, 2018; I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

VH4Ever posted:

This guy sure doesn't talk like a guy willing to go to jail for Trump.

He is rolling over like a doggy and showing you his belly. This is a man who does not want to go to jail.

It never stops being funny how everyone who has ever come into Donald Trump's orbit always ends up screaming "I'm hosed, I'm hosed! Why did I do this?" in their head.

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Old Surly: Dec 8, 2004; and all of your troubles are solved and gone

Seven Hundred Bee posted:

is perry bacon jr the dumbest person on earth?

The 538 team are always hedging their bets when they can't point to a certain number or stat.

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TheDisreputableDog: Oct 13, 2005

I'd like to imagine the bus is the Straight Talk Express and the last thing Trump sees is McCain's smiling face.

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:25

bobjr: Oct 16, 2012; Roose is loose.
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Also doesn�t the whistleblower thing lose more and more steam each day as more and more involved with things testify that it happened?

# ? Nov 20, 2019 16:25

BigglesSWE: Dec 2, 2014; How 'bout them hawks news huh!

How long till the republicans start referring to Sondland as Judas without a hint of self awareness?

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1glitch0: Sep 4, 2018; I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT SHE BELIEVES THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS CHANGED MY LIFE #HUFFLEPUFF

ReidRansom posted:

Ahaha

But also he probably got called away to pick up notes on the new defense the WH is frantically fabricating

Gym Jordan has hit the showers.

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Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

ewiley posted:

Goddamn, this is not Stupid Watergate, this is Stupid Teapot Dome but the president is involved.

Considering that Teapot Dome was largely uncovered because the idiot at the center of it, Interior Secretary Albert Fall, bought a poo poo-ton of furniture for his house that he could never have afforded with a government salary, I'd say Teapot Dome is Stupid Teapot Dome.

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