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Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

So when Sondland said the "I WANT NOTHING, I WANT NO QUID PRO QUO" lines in the hearing (whatever the context was), Trump jumped up and spiked his Diet Coke like a football, whooping in triumph, and immediately scrolled back on his Super Tivo so he could scrawl down the verbatim dialogue, right?

Yep.

Milk (truth) back splatter tax:

https://i.imgur.com/3ycoWPb.mp4

Otteration fucked around with this message at 02:40 on Nov 21, 2019

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nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

fool_of_sound posted:

George Conway was an arch-conservative prior to Trump. Close buddies with Matt Drudge.

T. Bombastus posted:

Kellyanne Conway is married to a Federalist Society freak who holds most of the same positions as Trump (and some worse ones). George just wishes he would do fascism more politely.

Keith Olbermann told a story a few years ago about how George and Kellyanne Conway tried to recruit him into a weird news-cult echo chamber conspiracy crew that was dedicated to making sure both Bill and Hillary Clinton's lives and careers were destroyed during the Clinton Impeachment and he made it abundantly clear that George was the mastermind of the operation and Kellyanne was simply the face.

That should tell you everything you need to know about Alleged Hero of the #Resistance George Conway.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


Minenfeld! posted:

This is what they came up with? Trump donor's lawyers are Democratic donors?

They've been having a very rough couple of days weeks, they need all the perceived wins they can get.

Willo567
Feb 5, 2015

Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1197324462703538181

marshmonkey
Dec 5, 2003

I was sick of looking
at your stupid avatar
so
have a cool cat instead.

:v:
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://twitter.com/samstein/status/1197323970158219264?s=21

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

that seems bad for nunes.

Ate My Balls Redux
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
whaaat how do I get that gangtag

ScentOfAnOtaku
Aug 25, 2006

I have no control, I just keep eating, and eating.

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

whaaat how do I get that gangtag

Impeachment Thread has the way to get it.

EDIT: After Nunes closing statement basically called the whole inquiry a farce again, reaffirming the usual "the lady doth protest too much", it's hard to believe that he wasn't involved, but I didn't expect a Parnas connection like that.

ScentOfAnOtaku fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Nov 21, 2019

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Ate My Balls Redux posted:

whaaat how do I get that gangtag

post in impeachment thred before PPJ gets tired of handling us idiots

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bKCIFXqhLzo

+

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2clpq1jbKQ

Wherever Lindsey hangs out forever, please.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

quote:

The new poll surveyed 801 registered voters in Wisconsin Nov. 13-17 and had a margin of error of 4.1 percentage points.

:rolleyes:

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade




"Which part does the cyber?!"

Fat orange gently caress literally cannot comprehend what a computer does or is for

Note his defensive stance as he is likely afraid of the machine

From his trip today to Austin's Apple plant which has been in existence since 2013, he didn't 'open' the plant in any way shape or form. What was he doing in 2013, boffing porn stars?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


George Conway is pals with Leonard Leo - the guy who handpicks judges for Republican administrations. Leo Leo's a tradcath fascist.

oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
So I had a co-worker tell me how he went from being a reluctant Trump voter (eg Clinton is bad too!!!) to a full blown "Trump is a Russian asset" guy just from listening to The Asset podcast. I've listened to 5 episodes so far and it's great. It explains Trump corruption in a very entertaining and easy to understand way

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Binary Badger posted:



"Which part does the cyber?!"

Fat orange gently caress literally cannot comprehend what a computer does or is for

From his trip today to Austin's Apple plant which has been in existence since 2013, he didn't 'open' the plant in any way shape or form. What was he doing in 2013, boffing porn stars?

He reminds me of my uncle with dementia who goes to be Best Buy every week because he's terrified his computer is broken because he doesn't understand how Windows Update works.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Groovelord Neato posted:

George Conway is pals with Leonard Leo - the guy who handpicks judges for Republican administrations. Leo Leo's a tradcath fascist.

Leonard Leo! That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Years ago, my hometown paper used to carry his shitheaded editorials. Except for despising his lovely right wing columns, I don't really remember too much about him now. But George Conway being his pal tells me everything I need to know about him.

Violator
May 15, 2003


https://twitter.com/nicklutsko/status/1197269902131974146?s=21

Edit: I’m sorry, I thought it was funny.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Leonard Leo! That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. Years ago, my hometown paper used to carry his shitheaded editorials. Except for despising his lovely right wing columns, I don't really remember too much about him now. But George Conway being his pal tells me everything I need to know about him.

He's the executive vice president of the Federalist Society and whenever there's a Supreme Court opening under a Republican he takes a sabbatical from the Federalist Society so they can be lame fucks and go "We don't have any part in making these picks."

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005




It is

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
House committee approves landmark bill legalizing marijuana at the federal level
cnbc.com/Nov 20 2019
"The House Judiciary Committee approved a bill that legalizes marijuana on the federal level, removing it from Schedule 1 of the Controlled Substances Act.

Some Republican members expressed concerns that the bill went too far and that it was unlikely to be taken up in the GOP-controlled Senate."

Farm Country Feeds America. But Just Try Buying Groceries There.
nytimes.com/Nov. 5, 2019
"The stakes of failure were huge. Farm towns like Winchester that produce beef, corn and greens to feed the world are becoming America’s unlikeliest food deserts as traditional grocery stores are forced out of business by fewer shoppers and competition from dollar-store chains. Their exodus has left rural towns worried about how they can hold on to families, businesses and their future if there is nowhere to buy even a banana."

[Wherein rural and the urban folks find a place to shake hands with each other and ask, WTF?]

The latest Keystone Pipeline oil leak is almost 10 times worse than initially thought
cnn.com/November 20, 2019
"The amount of land impacted by an oil spill in North Dakota is almost 10 times larger than initially reported, officials say. The disclosure comes about a month after the Keystone 1 Pipeline leaked about 383,040 gallons of oil."

After Disastrous Epstein Interview, Prince Andrew Steps Down From Public Duties
nytimes.com/Nov. 20, 2019
"Prince Andrew announced on Wednesday that he would step back from public life, seeking to contain a firestorm over his ties to the disgraced financier Jeffrey Epstein that threatened to scorch the entire British royal family."

Why Reproductive Justice Must Be Front And Center During Democratic Presidential Debate In Georgia
essence.com/November 19, 2019
"By Georgia State Rep. Park Cannon (D-Atlanta)"
....
"Unfortunately, fighting to protect and expand reproductive health care is not a goal that all of my colleagues in the Georgia state legislature share. Earlier this year, our state became Ground Zero of a nationwide sweep of extreme abortion bans when Republican legislators in my state passed a law that prohibited abortion care as early as six weeks — before most people even know they’re pregnant. In May, Gov. Brian Kemp signed it into law."

Stacey Abrams: Democrats' Georgia debate puts focus on the issue that really counts
cnn.com/November 20, 2019
"Opinion by Stacey Abrams"
....
"The Supreme Court's gutting of the Voting Rights Act in Shelby v. Holder led to a surge in voter suppression measures in Georgia and other previously covered jurisdictions with a history of discriminatory voter suppression, as well as states facing demographic changes that threaten incumbents' political power. This weakening of federal law has had its desired effect on our nation's electoral process. The obstacles to voting now come in a dizzying array of constraints: voter roll purges in Ohio and Georgia, polling place closures in Arizona and North Carolina, newly erected barriers for college students in Texas and New Hampshire, signature mismatch laws to disqualify ballots in Michigan and Florida and unduly restrictive voter ID laws in Iowa and Wisconsin."

Murdered, Hanged And Lynched: 331 Trans People Killed This Year
forbes.com/Nov 18, 2019
"The stories from across the world share gruesome details of the homicides, hangings and even lynching of trans and gender diverse people."

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

Binary Badger posted:



"Which part does the cyber?!"

Fat orange gently caress literally cannot comprehend what a computer does or is for

Note his defensive stance as he is likely afraid of the machine

From his trip today to Austin's Apple plant which has been in existence since 2013, he didn't 'open' the plant in any way shape or form. What was he doing in 2013, boffing porn stars?

Fortunately, current Mac Pros have lots of holes so bleach can be inserted and...

Dr. VooDoo
May 4, 2006


Binary Badger posted:



"Which part does the cyber?!"

Fat orange gently caress literally cannot comprehend what a computer does or is for

Note his defensive stance as he is likely afraid of the machine

From his trip today to Austin's Apple plant which has been in existence since 2013, he didn't 'open' the plant in any way shape or form. What was he doing in 2013, boffing porn stars?

This looks like a North Korea style “Kim Jung-Un visits a factory and points at things” propaganda picture except Trump’s expression is idiot confused lovely old guy, per usual

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
how much more would Apple branded bleach cost compared to regular bleach?

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer
Why Getting Into Trouble is Necessary to Make Change
time.com/January 4, 2018
By John Lewis
"Rep. John Lewis is a member of the U.S. Congress from Georgia, and former chairman of the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee."

'I’ve seen unbelievable changes during the past 50 or 60 years. When people say, 'Nothing has changed,' I feel like saying, 'Come and walk in my shoes.' I truly believe that if there is faith and hope and determination, we can continue to lay progress and create an American community at peace with ourselves. The next generation will help us get there."'
....

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Awww, he's a lil' baby

Jaxyon
Mar 7, 2016
I’m just saying I would like to see a man beat a woman in a cage. Just to be sure.

PhazonLink posted:

how much more would Apple branded bleach cost compared to regular bleach?

$1000

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

PhazonLink posted:

how much more would Apple branded bleach cost compared to regular bleach?

Gobs(bles).

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine

Binary Badger posted:



"Which part does the cyber?!"

Fat orange gently caress literally cannot comprehend what a computer does or is for

Note his defensive stance as he is likely afraid of the machine

From his trip today to Austin's Apple plant which has been in existence since 2013, he didn't 'open' the plant in any way shape or form. What was he doing in 2013, boffing porn stars?

Geez, even the monitor looks like a cheese grater.

Slo-Tek
Jun 8, 2001

WINDOWS 98 BEAT HIS FRIEND WITH A SHOVEL

Dr. VooDoo posted:

This looks like a North Korea style “Kim Jung-Un visits a factory and points at things” propaganda picture except Trump’s expression is idiot confused lovely old guy, per usual

I am trying to think of a "visits a factory" propaganda picture that has worked out.

I mean, the very very best you can hope for is for one of you in a hard hat standing next to a boss in a tie, also in a hardhat, cosplaying together. But as often as not, you get Kerry in a cleansuit, or Bush being amazed by grocery stores.

Just seems like a bad risk, for a marginal payoff. Just stand in a field of wheat. Or hop out of your dually pickup.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



I live in one of the red towns in Wisconsin and absolutely not.

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
drat he's gotten fatter, even.

and apparently the white house physician made the trip with him. i'm sure that's terribly normal.

small butter
Oct 8, 2011


I know that Trump is one of the most despicable liars in human history and I shouldn't be surprised, but come the gently caress on. This is such a blatant loving lie. From the timing (opened today!) to the idea that *he* opened it... The sad part is most of his followers will see his tweet and just believe it.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Did Pompeo announce anything today? Seems like the TWO THIRTY PRESS CONFERENCE evaporated with all the news today.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

Binary Badger posted:



"Which part does the cyber?!"

God drat how does he keep looking worse

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
Trump lives in his own reality and his a bunch of yes men telling him how awesome he is and how great his day went. If he says that the thing that shows him to be guilty exonerated him then he believes in it completely. The president lives in his own fantasy world and the Republicans are trying hard to gaslight Americans into believing that Trump's imaginations are real.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


Slo-Tek posted:

I am trying to think of a "visits a factory" propaganda picture that has worked out.

I mean, the very very best you can hope for is for one of you in a hard hat standing next to a boss in a tie, also in a hardhat, cosplaying together. But as often as not, you get Kerry in a cleansuit, or Bush being amazed by grocery stores.

Just seems like a bad risk, for a marginal payoff. Just stand in a field of wheat. Or hop out of your dually pickup.

Just ask former British PM how well 'fields of wheat' worked out for her :allears:

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/872017947585380352

Invalid Validation
Jan 13, 2008




Yea keep your hopes up republicans, you can only win, why bother even going to vote with such a lead?

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Slo-Tek posted:

I am trying to think of a "visits a factory" propaganda picture that has worked out.

I mean, the very very best you can hope for is for one of you in a hard hat standing next to a boss in a tie, also in a hardhat, cosplaying together. But as often as not, you get Kerry in a cleansuit, or Bush being amazed by grocery stores.

Just seems like a bad risk, for a marginal payoff. Just stand in a field of wheat. Or hop out of your dually pickup.

It's a relic of older politics when lots of politicians would get their start in unions, so they actually had some familiarity with the machinery or equipment, and could therefore actually act like they were just another one of the guys. "I used to work a hydraulic press just like this one" etc.

It doesn't work nearly as well when the overwhelming majority of politicians only have prior experience as consultants or business people. Even more so for a guy like Trump who has never worked outside of a climate controlled office his entire adult life.

Political consultants are just the modern augers and oracles of our time, examining the entrails of opinion polling and declaring good or bad auspices. I saw three black birds flying together this morning, that means it's a good day to do a photo op with Truckers. Non-college educated white males in Wisconsin don't like you, better sacrafice an ox at the Temple of the Farm Bill.

LeeMajors
Jan 20, 2005

I've gotta stop fantasizing about Lee Majors...
Ah, one more!


Helith posted:

Just ask former British PM how well 'fields of wheat' worked out for her :allears:

https://twitter.com/itvnews/status/872017947585380352

What is this Hogwarts schoolmarm bullshit?

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Bucky Fullminster
Apr 13, 2007


Leaving aside that the "I want nothing" line essentially amounts to "He called me and asked if I murdered the dude and i said "I did not, I did not, I did not murder the dude", doesn't it directly contradict the transcript he insisted we read where he says "I do want you to do us a favour though"? That's all out in the open right? I know he's desperately flailing but still.

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