would aristotle beat off to hentai?

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alnilam

google THIS posted:

"What are you doing in there, young man?"

(quickly closing the hentai tab and taking off his headphones) "Uhh, uhh, nothing, mom! Just...trying to think of a good philosopher name for when I get my big break! All the best philosophers have one!"

"That's nice dear, but I'm starting to think we should see a doctor about your feet. Your socks all smell terrible and are full of this nasty dried-up crusty stuff. My laundry is covered in sock crusties!"

"Wait a minute...that's it!"

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# ? Nov 18, 2019 18:59

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# ? May 21, 2024 18:49

cda: by Hand Knit

i've been listening to the arguments, and i've come to the conclusion that he wouldn't

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# ? Nov 18, 2019 20:10

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cda posted:

i've been listening to the arguments, and i've come to the conclusion that he wouldn't

fine, but, listen -

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# ? Nov 18, 2019 20:55

alnilam

What is the sound of one hand fapping

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# ? Nov 18, 2019 21:02

nut

*takes a fuggin big rip from my pipe* ...or would he not? *rip number two baby here it comes kazoom you ever take a mouth full of water then face the ground and inhale through the water think of that sound while I frickin sip sip sip on that thang*

# ? Nov 18, 2019 22:27

Goons Are Gifts

alnilam posted:

What is the sound of one hand fapping

An anime intro song

# ? Nov 19, 2019 01:17

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

Goons Are Great posted:

An anime intro song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_7ax_-ypKA

# ? Nov 19, 2019 01:36

alnilam

Socrates rejects subs, true wisdom can only be attained from the hard earned experience of dubs

# ? Nov 19, 2019 01:39

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alnilam posted:

Socrates rejects subs, true wisdom can only be attained from the hard earned experience of dubs

Plato, as we all know, preferred neither subs nor dubs but the original Japanese audio, the platonic ideal of hentai-watching

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# ? Nov 19, 2019 01:49

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plato is giving a lecture on the ideal nature of anime

as usual, diogenes shows up to heckle him

plato points at his body pillow and says, while there are many body pillows in the world, there is only one idea of the body pillow, and this idea precedes the existence of all the physical body pillows in the world

diogenes walks up to him, and examines his body pillow. "i see your body pillow, but i can't see the idea of the body pillow"

plato retorts "that's because you have the eyes to see the body pillow, but not the intellect to comprehend its ideal" while tapping his forehead

"and the weebness of your body pillow," diogenes continues "where is the weebness that preceeds it?"

while plato takes a moment to gather his thoughts, diogenes points at him

"i think you'll find, the ideal weeabo is in here"

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# ? Nov 21, 2019 00:02

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

bunch of greek perverts disappointed to learn that archimedes' screw is just some boring irrigation thing

# ? Nov 21, 2019 18:16

cda: by Hand Knit

I have consulted a number of classicists and they all agree that no, he would not have beaten off to hentai, and further, they think that anyone making jokes about it "probably has a screw loose"

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# ? Nov 21, 2019 18:24

alnilam

Nosfereefer posted:

plato is giving a lecture on the ideal nature of anime

as usual, diogenes shows up to heckle him

plato points at his body pillow and says, while there are many body pillows in the world, there is only one idea of the body pillow, and this idea precedes the existence of all the physical body pillows in the world

diogenes walks up to him, and examines his body pillow. "i see your body pillow, but i can't see the idea of the body pillow"

plato retorts "that's because you have the eyes to see the body pillow, but not the intellect to comprehend its ideal" while tapping his forehead

"and the weebness of your body pillow," diogenes continues "where is the weebness that preceeds it?"

while plato takes a moment to gather his thoughts, diogenes points at him

"i think you'll find, the ideal weeabo is in here"

canyoneer posted:

bunch of greek perverts disappointed to learn that archimedes' screw is just some boring irrigation thing

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# ? Nov 21, 2019 18:24

Escape From Noise

When the weird dog philosopher jerks it in the square he's hailed as a hero. When I do it I'm arrested and put on a list. Just goes to show you the hypocrisy in our society.

# ? Nov 21, 2019 18:26

nut

detective: blood trails all over, bodies in every room and just one knife in the hand of the dead suspect--could it really be so simple?

detective jr: ...have you ever heard of Occam's Razor?

detective: no, is it anything like Tenga's Egg?

# ? Nov 21, 2019 18:56

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diogenes wandering around otaku con with a lantern, searching for a "good anime"

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# ? Nov 21, 2019 19:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

canyoneer posted:

bunch of greek perverts disappointed to learn that archimedes' screw is just some boring irrigation thing

# ? Nov 21, 2019 20:10

Heather Papps: hello friend

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# ? Nov 21, 2019 20:17

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we spent so much time wondering if aristotle would beat off to hentai, we forgot to ask ourselves whether he should

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# ? Nov 21, 2019 20:38

Finger Prince

canyoneer posted:

bunch of greek perverts disappointed to learn that archimedes' screw is just some boring irrigation thing

Archimedes got the idea from watching some disgusting pig monster hentai.

# ? Nov 21, 2019 21:12

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

owo what's this cave?

# ? Nov 21, 2019 22:30

DOPE FIEND KILLA G

canyoneer posted:

owo what's this cave?

i dont know but its cool as gently caress!!!!!!! gotta get me some of those cool robed dudes to prance around my place

# ? Nov 21, 2019 22:56

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i wish my cave had those cultists walking around!

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# ? Nov 21, 2019 23:27

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Beat it til you're weak in the Diogenes.

# ? Nov 21, 2019 23:37

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

"she looks like a 14 year old in the manga but her metaphysical age is several thousand years old"

# ? Nov 21, 2019 23:44

alnilam

Socrates' last request to his servant was to cancel his pornhub account and pay any remaining charges

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# ? Nov 21, 2019 23:46

nut

aristhrottle it

# ? Nov 22, 2019 00:05

FreshCutFries

cda posted:

I have consulted a number of classicists and they all agree that no, he would not have beaten off to hentai, and further, they think that anyone making jokes about it "probably has a screw loose"

i posit that they also beat off to hentai

# ? Nov 22, 2019 03:54

FreshCutFries

canyoneer posted:

owo what's this cave?

someone exposed only to hentai for their entire lives will believe anime girls are real

# ? Nov 22, 2019 03:58

google THIS

Endlessly, intentionally staring at the shadows because 3-D girls are inferior.

# ? Nov 22, 2019 04:32

FreshCutFries

google THIS posted:

Endlessly, intentionally staring at the shadows because 3-D girls are inferior.

lol

# ? Nov 22, 2019 04:32

FutonForensic

the ship of theseus problem: i ship theseus with a character bearing no resemblance to me, but i gradually alter the description until that character is me exactly. at what point did theseus stop butt-blasting the other character and started butt-blasting me

# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:00

google THIS

FutonForensic posted:

the ship of theseus problem: i ship theseus with a character bearing no resemblance to me, but i gradually alter the description until that character is me exactly. at what point did theseus stop butt-blasting the other character and started butt-blasting me

# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:05

Resting Lich Face: This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

google THIS posted:

Endlessly, intentionally staring at the shadows because 3-D girls are inferior.

Well obviously. Would you be interested in a woman with 3 Ds? Or any cup size for that matter.

# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:15

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

Endlessly, intentionally staring at the shadows because 3-D girls are inferior.

# ? Nov 22, 2019 05:26

FreshCutFries

FutonForensic posted:

the ship of theseus problem: i ship theseus with a character bearing no resemblance to me, but i gradually alter the description until that character is me exactly. at what point did theseus stop butt-blasting the other character and started butt-blasting me

# ? Nov 22, 2019 07:06

alnilam

FutonForensic posted:

the ship of theseus problem: i ship theseus with a character bearing no resemblance to me, but i gradually alter the description until that character is me exactly. at what point did theseus stop butt-blasting the other character and started butt-blasting me

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# ? Nov 22, 2019 07:15

nut

FutonForensic posted:

the ship of theseus problem: i ship theseus with a character bearing no resemblance to me, but i gradually alter the description until that character is me exactly. at what point did theseus stop butt-blasting the other character and started butt-blasting me

google THIS posted:

Endlessly, intentionally staring at the shadows because 3-D girls are inferior.

# ? Nov 22, 2019 13:27

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FutonForensic posted:

the ship of theseus problem: i ship theseus with a character bearing no resemblance to me, but i gradually alter the description until that character is me exactly. at what point did theseus stop butt-blasting the other character and started butt-blasting me

# ? Nov 23, 2019 02:53

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# ? May 21, 2024 18:49

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FutonForensic posted:

the ship of theseus problem: i ship theseus with a character bearing no resemblance to me, but i gradually alter the description until that character is me exactly. at what point did theseus stop butt-blasting the other character and started butt-blasting me

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# ? Nov 23, 2019 11:05

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