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bobbyjoe
Mar 9, 2013
the Bill Browder book (on tape if you want)

or make a copy of that buzzfeed salvini russian oil money leak

bobbyjoe fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Nov 21, 2019

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

Good enough context to post this, which I saw, which therefore means y'all have to:

https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1197616730346004490?s=19

Jacob Wohk's dad FYI

Goddamnit I already ordered my secret satan gifts

Hannibal Rex
Feb 13, 2010

That Works posted:

I cut off my entire maga family side in 2016. They are all super evangelicals and live in shity parts of Oklahoma so I don't miss anything about going back to visit. I have made it a habit though to send passive aggressive Christmas gifts. In the past years I've sent a framed Trump photo with the grab them by the pussy quote and last year I sent them a golden calf. I'm kind of out of ideas for this year, anyone got a good troll gift idea?

Russian-English Dictionary.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


That Works posted:

I cut off my entire maga family side in 2016. They are all super evangelicals and live in shity parts of Oklahoma so I don't miss anything about going back to visit. I have made it a habit though to send passive aggressive Christmas gifts. In the past years I've sent a framed Trump photo with the grab them by the pussy quote and last year I sent them a golden calf. I'm kind of out of ideas for this year, anyone got a good troll gift idea?
Fake signed picture of Putin since they like strong daddies so much.

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Peaches and mints

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



colachute posted:

Peaches and mints

https://www.georgiagiftsandmore.com/candy_chocolates/georgia_peach_mints/

colachute
Mar 15, 2015


:hfive:

That’s teamwork, baby

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

That Works posted:

I cut off my entire maga family side in 2016. They are all super evangelicals and live in shity parts of Oklahoma so I don't miss anything about going back to visit. I have made it a habit though to send passive aggressive Christmas gifts. In the past years I've sent a framed Trump photo with the grab them by the pussy quote and last year I sent them a golden calf. I'm kind of out of ideas for this year, anyone got a good troll gift idea?

Donations in their name to an immigration charity, plus signing them up for the mailing list.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
lets see him warcrime his way outta this one

https://twitter.com/ReutersUS/status/1197635899993083904

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

The CHUDliest of my extended family is my dad’s sister, who wasn’t invited to my sister’s wedding a year ago because she couldn’t be trusted to not run her mouth about my sister marrying a Muslim. She apparently voted for Trump because she didn’t like Michelle Obama. I’ve given up trying to parse the logic on that.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Hot Karl Marx posted:

lets see him warcrime his way outta this one

They've put it on hold already. The commanders want an official order before completely cancelling it.

https://twitter.com/TaskandPurpose/status/1197671401454325760

https://twitter.com/idreesali114/status/1197657087855210496

While the Ukrainian jailbirds want very, very badly to sing.

https://twitter.com/woodruffbets/status/1197689813652168704

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Nov 22, 2019

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


How is any of Donnie's Gallagher poo poo not unlawful command influence?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

facialimpediment posted:

They've put it on hold already. The commanders want an official order before completely cancelling it.

god damnit

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Casimir Radon posted:

How is any of Donnie's Gallagher poo poo not unlawful command influence?

Commander in Chief is not a military member and thus can say whatever the gently caress he wants, and the military can't tell him no, or overrule him.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
That poo poo makes me almost as angry as the kiddie concentration camps that we have collectively forgotten about.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

That Works posted:

I'm kind of out of ideas for this year, anyone got a good troll gift idea?

One of these quotes, done up nice in a frame suitable for hanging:

Only when family upbringing and school education have placed in the individual a knowledge of the cultural, economic and, above all, political greatness of his own country — then, and only then, will it be possible for him to feel proud of being a citizen of such a country.

For the politician the religious doctrines and institutions of his people must always remain inviolable; or else he has no right to be in politics.

The world would be inconceivable without the practical existence of religious belief. The people of a nation are not philosophers. For the people, faith is absolutely the only basis of a moral outlook on life.

It may be that today gold has become the exclusive ruler of life, but the time will come when man will again bow down before a higher god.

The man who loves his people, in particular, has the sacred duty of making people stop just talking of God's will, and to actually do God's will, and not let God's Word be desecrated. For God's will gave men their form, their essence and their abilities. Anyone who destroys His work is declaring war on the Lord's creation, His divine will.

'Almighty God, bless our arms when the time comes; be just as thou hast always been; judge now whether we be deserving of freedom; Lord, bless our battle!'

They're quotes from Mein Kampf.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

That Works posted:

I cut off my entire maga family side in 2016. They are all super evangelicals and live in shity parts of Oklahoma so I don't miss anything about going back to visit. I have made it a habit though to send passive aggressive Christmas gifts. In the past years I've sent a framed Trump photo with the grab them by the pussy quote and last year I sent them a golden calf. I'm kind of out of ideas for this year, anyone got a good troll gift idea?

Haribo sugar free gummies.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
And one of those cards that play an obnoxious song until the battery dies and is full of glitter in case they try to rip it open.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


McNally posted:

And one of those cards that play an obnoxious song until the battery dies and is full of glitter in case they try to rip it open.
And this is the song it plays.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

I ain't a lawyer but doesn't the "hearsay" defense basically rest on an assumption that the testimony is meant to support what trump and mulvaney have been transcribed/recorded as saying

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Just think of one of the "old money" families in america and you're about right

but they don't even try to pretend it isn't happening. the British figured out reality television centuries ago

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
CR passed and signed by trump so another month is funded.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:

Mr. Nice! posted:

CR passed and signed by trump so another month is funded.

Nice that the government, much like most of the population, is living paycheck to paycheck.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Someone turned Trump's handwriting into a font per Funny Or Die

The "I"s aren't right, but its close enough if you want to engage in some MAGA/Relative-Passive-Aggression shenanigans.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

best interview all week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5avtfMXeh40

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The Tesla Truck has been announced.

https://twitter.com/TonyTesla4Life/status/1197492981097365504

Wait no, that's the Simone Giertz Truckla. Here's the real thing:

https://twitter.com/OfficialJoelF/status/1197730407745249280

https://twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/status/1197731808781037568

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 05:22 on Nov 22, 2019

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


facialimpediment posted:


Wait no, that's the Simone Giertz Truckla. Here's the real thing:

https://twitter.com/OfficialJoelF/status/1197730407745249280

Command and Conquer: Renegade remake shaping up to be a monster

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Don't pick-up trucks usually have a bed?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

A Bad Poster posted:

Don't pick-up trucks usually have a bed?

The bedroof slides up via an electric motor, which will break. The hitch has a self-contained ramp, which will break. The rear axle looks super-compressed with a load, which will make it break.

But hey, you can do this: https://twitter.com/mashable/status/1197734873949069313

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
That thing is pretty awesome.

Hopefully it replaces the technical as the vehicle of choice for militias.

Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Nov 22, 2019

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

A Bad Poster posted:

Don't pick-up trucks usually have a bed?

It does have one... the roof is just part of the gate.



Good lord this thing looks awful and impractical. I especially want to take whoever thought that giant-rear end A-pillar was a good idea and slap them

e: beaten

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

So thats now going to be in every single science fiction show along with the p90 right?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

fart fart farrrrrrrrrrt

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Kawasaki Nun posted:

That thing is pretty awesome.

Hopefully it replaces the technical as the vehicle of choice for militias.



That thing is pretty awesome.

Not as a truck I don't think, but I appreciate the direction it's taking vehicle design

You won't fool me!

hobbesmaster posted:

So thats now going to be in every single science fiction show along with the p90 right?

via Imgflip Meme Generator

Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009
How do you get truck bros to buy an electric vehicle? Broify it as much as possible. Cybertrk–for electric bro-truck bros.

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
And here I was thinking that Half-Life reveal would be the dumbest reveal today.

Edit: Holy gently caress, I want to see what that thing looks like in a wind tunnel.

Stravag
Jun 7, 2009

Hey i always wanted a pickup delorean

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
And the windshields are made of Tesla's new "Tesla Armor Glass" which, in testing, proved to be nearly impervious to damage.

https://twitter.com/panzer/status/1197733445616599041

Oh.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
We live in a world where tailgates now have ladders built into them because the truck is too tall. Impractical is the entire purpose.

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Suicide Watch
Sep 8, 2009

McNally posted:

And the windshields are made of Tesla's new "Tesla Armor Glass" which, in testing, proved to be nearly impervious to damage.

https://twitter.com/panzer/status/1197733445616599041

Oh.

If you watch the gif, you'll see that the glass absorbs the energy and doesn't allow penetration...sure it looks bad now it can probably take bullets and protect the inhabitants.

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