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zoux posted:Lol at wanting to live on this planet for 15 additional years Counterpoint: That's fifteen years of pets you're denying the nation's Good Boys and Girls. https://twitter.com/DogSolutions/status/1197596536215080960?s=20
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zoux posted:Lol at wanting to live on this planet for 15 additional years But what if it ends in those 15 years? I want my moneys worth for having to sit this through poo poo show so far.
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Nov 21, 2019 21:52
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I feel so bad for anyone who dies during the Trump presidency.
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Nov 21, 2019 21:55
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zoux posted:I feel so bad for anyone who dies during the Trump presidency. Why do you think she wants to live another 15 years?
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Nov 21, 2019 22:55
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I'm not interested in any afterlife that doesn't include my dead pets.
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Nov 21, 2019 23:21
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Who What Now posted:Is that Adam Driver? hang on we can solve this mystery together now, follow me here     poo poo i guess the jury is still out *looks at camera* Can you solve it?
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Nov 21, 2019 23:24
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Alaois posted:hang on we can solve this mystery together now, follow me here 
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Nov 21, 2019 23:34
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Who What Now's body will lie in repose until 5 pm. Please sign the guest book. Leave your cards on the front table. Sandwiches provided
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Inceltown posted:I take a fancy medication to reduce my lifespan by ~15 years Whoa, opposite medication buds.  I would probably make the same choice given my pain, that was the major motivation for me.Edit: thank you Phy. I was not kidding about the crows. I'll dig up pictures of them sometime soon. They like to keep an eye on me when I walk around the neighborhood.
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Nov 22, 2019 01:09
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zoux posted:Lol at wanting to live on this planet for 15 additional years Yes, hello. Could I have 15 extra years of life, please! What's what? Would I like them now? No, give them too me at the end, when poo poo sucks. I want more of that.
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I laughed but also hoped some sort of giant nerdy shark would jump out and eat them at the end
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Nov 22, 2019 03:29
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What the gently caress even is this game
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Nov 22, 2019 03:47
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bike tory posted:What the gently caress even is this game Two words: Bridge Baby.
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Nov 22, 2019 03:58
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It looks like you're Costner in the Postman except there's ghosts and freaky babies in jars.
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Nov 22, 2019 04:20
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There’s a rick and morty commercial for that game where they decide to eat the jar babby. E here ya go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXf9O0OWe54
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Honky Dong Country posted:It looks like you're Costner in the Postman except there's ghosts and freaky babies in jars. Freaky baby is freaky. I tried looking it up and ended up even more confused. They have brain dead mothers produce these babies that can help you see ghosts. Okaaaay. But for some reason the babies only last a year? Like, it's a live human baby, why would it only last a year? Can't they just take the babies out of the jars and let them go on to normal lives? 
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Nov 22, 2019 04:59
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Half stillborn, so half dead, so they can help you see the ghosts Also the baby program is secret
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It's a walking simulator.
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Yoshi Wins posted:It's a walking simulator. It's the final form of walking simulators
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Yeah, I call it walking simulator for accountants, but it's visually very pretty, especially on the PS4 Pro. It seems like a poignant stack of metaphors for our fractured, shite society but I'm not terribly far through it. The gameplay does at least tie into the story pretty well, the characters are fleshed out pretty well so far, but of course some rather typical Kojima cryptic bits.
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It's like a walking simulator from an alternate universe where they banned Doom and fps's didn't happen, just walking simulators, so some amazing loving walking simulators happened
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Yoshi Wins posted:It's a walking simulator. I don't know, man. I've done a lot of walking but never once seen a ghost while walking. Not once.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:24
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Facebook Aunt posted:I don't know, man. I've done a lot of walking but never once seen a ghost while walking. Not once. Good games take all the little annoyances in real life and simplify them to be more fun and enjoyable, like moving the ghosts that are always behind you to somewhere you can see them.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:31
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Well, it's a walking simulator in the same way that Shenmue was a simulator of having your dad get murdered and then dropping out of high school to play arcade games and drive a forklift.
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Honky Dong Country posted:It looks like you're Costner in the Postman except there's ghosts and freaky babies in jars. You know how in the Postman one of the survivors of the apocalypse is Tom Petty as himself? This game has that except it's Conan O'Brian and he gets upset at you for not laughing at his jokes.
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Nov 22, 2019 06:48
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Death stranding is worth playing if you like 1 - walking 2 - to watch weird cinematics 3 - kooky kojima weirdness It is not worth playing if you like 1 - Good gameplay The walking deliveries got old almost instantly for me
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Zzulu posted:Death stranding is worth playing if you like Counterpoint: the only thing I care about in games is good gameplay and it's pretty much game of the year for me
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Nov 22, 2019 08:46
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Captain Hygiene posted:Fetal Gear...?! Les Enfants Terribles.
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Nov 22, 2019 09:15
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That just sounds really unpleasant. "Here. Take this undead infant." "Like...somewhere?" "Nope. Yours now. You wear it like a belt buckle"
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Death Stranding starts as a walking simulator, turns into a truck simulator and then you end up building ziplines in a mountainous region so you can constantly go "whee!" while delivering packages.
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It would be the perfect game for autists if only it had more trains
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Fartbox posted:It would be the perfect game for autists if only it had more trains A cardboard train???
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Fuckin love untagged spoilers for a game that's not even a month old. It rules.
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