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that car must be a troll because it can't be sold in the EU (no crumple zones and too dangerous to pedestrians)
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Nov 22, 2019 12:01
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Looks like a car from a late 90s 'gritty' videogame.
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Nov 22, 2019 13:11
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Kitfox88 posted:the broken windows in that last pic are because they tossed a metal ball at the windows to show how tough they are https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1197734369500246016
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Nov 22, 2019 13:25
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Pidgin Englishman posted:Oh my god Well somethings gotta disperse the time flux.
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Nov 22, 2019 14:23
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MrUnderbridge posted:Well somethings gotta disperse the time flux. flux nutz
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Nov 22, 2019 15:09
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lol if true https://twitter.com/Tweetermeyer/status/1197782193390489601
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Nov 22, 2019 16:06
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Main Paineframe posted:holy gently caress that looks awful Here's what the 1994 movie Timecop predicted for the far-off future year 2004:  Make the roofline slope down at the back, de-greeble it a little, and it's a dead ringer for Elon's new toy.
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Nov 22, 2019 16:25
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Star Fox rear end looking truck
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Nov 22, 2019 16:29
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i don't think that's ever stopped tesla from doing some bad paint jobs in better hands (so basically anyone alive) a raw metal vehicle of the future could be be made cool looking even for all its faults the delorean manages
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Nov 22, 2019 16:43
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Goa Tse-tung posted:that car must be a troll because it can't be sold in the EU (no crumple zones and too dangerous to pedestrians) sorry, no crumple zones? ...well, at least the driver will also die after plowing into me and then a lamppost
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Nov 22, 2019 17:09
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inspiration found
actionjackson has issued a correction as of 17:21 on Nov 22, 2019 |
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Nov 22, 2019 17:18
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actionjackson posted:inspiration found Fun fact: That vehicle was actually a real vehicle, it's a tow-truck for large jets, so it actually works.
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Nov 22, 2019 17:22
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Yeah I noticed that! pretty cool. Can't wait to see the suburban soccer moms in their cybertrucks
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Nov 22, 2019 17:30
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that car is tailor made to appeal to fascists (who seem to universally be obsessed with 80s movies)
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Nov 22, 2019 17:36
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MARINES! WE ARE OUTEE!!
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Nov 22, 2019 18:10
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Regular Nintendo rear end looking car:          
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Nov 22, 2019 18:18
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Regular Nintendo rear end looking car:  I was looking at Toyota trucks a while back and saw a similar option. A built in tent is cool until you apply half a brain cell to thinking about the fact that you have to fully unload the bed to use it, and if you have to drive anywhere, like to the store for more booze, you have to pack your tent back up first.
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Nov 22, 2019 18:25
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You're really giving too much credit to his design, it's clearly just a low-poly 3D model of a car that he made in under an hour and then threw at some designers and told them to make it happen.Goa Tse-tung posted:that car must be a troll because it can't be sold in the EU (no crumple zones and too dangerous to pedestrians) I'm sure a crazed South African industrialist in America who regularly breaks regulations cares very much about Euopean laws. Also apparently he's trying to brag about it being indestructible for some reason? Like that's the important priority consumers care about? Also being fake about it. https://twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1197737854056718342
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Nov 22, 2019 18:26
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Koishi Komeiji posted:Regular Nintendo rear end looking car: I thought death stranding only had 2 types of vehicle, when do you unlock this one?
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Nov 22, 2019 19:57
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If I ever see that car in the wild I'm going to hold a to interact
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Nov 22, 2019 20:02
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Sjs00 posted:If I ever see that car in the wild I'm going to press R2 to smash window
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Nov 22, 2019 20:23
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Looked it up and it's operating a bunch of equipment without getting permits, keeping records or doing required tests. The kind of stuff you expect from a lovely body shop in the bad part of town, not a major manufacturer. They clearly just don't give a poo poo about the environmental regs
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Nov 22, 2019 20:42
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MaxieSatan posted:sorry, no crumple zones? I'm pretty sure the autonmous driving black box is the only thing that'll survive impact
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Nov 22, 2019 20:56
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can't wait to lacerate myself on the tailgate whenever it's down.
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Nov 22, 2019 21:08
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upgunned shitpost posted:I'm pretty sure the autonmous driving black box is the only thing that'll survive impact Wasn't there a james bond hitman that did that?
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Nov 22, 2019 22:07
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I cannot get over how utterly ugly that loving car is, and I usually have no opinion about cars at all. It's exactly the sort of bullshit that would be designed by somebody exposed to poo poo macho video games and militarized culture and nothing else in their sad, pathetic life.
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Nov 22, 2019 23:03
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cool car for a fascist utopia watch the poors as they throw stones at you, good thing you got that bulletproof glass
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Nov 22, 2019 23:06
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It looks like the kind of car that should be on the streets of a hypothetical 2050s Berlin if the Nazis had won.
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Nov 22, 2019 23:10
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I can appreciate that somebody made an actual, extant vehicle that is indistinguishable from a video game asset from 1995 but the novelty ain't gonna carry this dumb thing Like seriously though I'm still not 100% convinced this thing exists in physical space
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Nov 22, 2019 23:25
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it looks like the car from robocop
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Nov 23, 2019 02:30
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Shear Modulus posted:it looks like the car from robocop Timecop, as Zach Parsons pointed out on the main site*: https://www.somethingawful.com/news/worst-scifi-cars/4/ *Wait, what?
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Nov 23, 2019 02:38
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mike12345 posted:cool car for a fascist utopia except that in the demo a guy was able to break the window by lightly tossing a metal ball at it, which elon uh did not seem to be expecting lol
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Nov 23, 2019 02:41
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Someone's gonna make a buttplug shaped like the cybertruck
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Nov 23, 2019 02:42
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https://twitter.com/ossia/status/1197950543706112001?s=20 loving lol I didn't know you could just buy entire domains and price .orgs you don't like off of the entire internet
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Nov 23, 2019 02:46
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Capital can do anything it wants, and kill anyone who disagrees!
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Nov 23, 2019 02:50
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mike12345 posted:cool car for a fascist utopia Oh no they bricked your brick with a gutted microwave oven and now you're burning to death in your chud chariot, shiny and dumb.
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Nov 23, 2019 03:00
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I think the cybertruck is genius. Tesla has been having issues with panel fitment and quality control, so making a truck out of flat pieces is playing to their strengths. And if it's body on frame then it'll be simple to assemble, sidestep some crash regulations and be profitable, maybe.
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Nov 23, 2019 05:45
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It just has to get a D- on the crash test, right?
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Nov 23, 2019 06:02
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autism ZX spectrum posted:I think the cybertruck is genius. Tesla has been having issues with panel fitment and quality control, so making a truck out of flat pieces is playing to their strengths. And if it's body on frame then it'll be simple to assemble, sidestep some crash regulations and be profitable, maybe. its unibody lol. that’s why the roof line is so hosed, so they can do a Chevy avalanche without looking like that’s what they’re doing
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Nov 23, 2019 08:34
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mike12345 posted:cool car for a fascist utopia this is very much already a thing but not common in america, yet south america tho. russia. places where the plutocrats really stand out
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Nov 23, 2019 08:42
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