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Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Vib Rib posted:

I know people who use language like this when they're discussing sensitive subjects (to others/groups, not just to me) because they want to be precise and clear and it manifests with careful language. I don't know what else to tell you, not everybody talks to their friends the same way you and your friends do and someone diverging from that isn't automatically a sign that this random person on the internet is an emotional terrorist to their friends.

It may seem a bit robotic, but I can understand someone feeling the need to express things in that way.

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nashona
May 8, 2014

Though she be but little, she is fierce


zoux posted:

That things got max headroom pal

Speaking of... Happy Max Headroom Signal Intrusion Day!

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Can I post this here? (Xavier is not the idiot)

https://twitter.com/xrotnofsky/status/1197599468759076864

That's art :allears:

Edit: The poster said a group of MAGA chuds decided to post a public announcement for a small gathering on facebook. Them and their friend decided to check it out just for laughs and welp, laughs happened.

Desperado Bones has a new favorite as of 15:09 on Nov 22, 2019

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Desperado Bones posted:

Can I post this here? (Xavier is not the idiot)

https://twitter.com/xrotnofsky/status/1197599468759076864

That's art :allears:

Edit: The poster said a group of MAGA chuds decided to post a public announcement for a small gathering on facebook. Them and their friend decided to check it out just for laughs and welp, laughs happened.

The stupidest thing here is the guy ordering a steak at Dennys. Also everything else. Lmao at the Denny's pledge of allegiance, that ever happens at the IHOP I'm takin a knee at them.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I went and checked out my twitter interests list and I'm now convinced that a major reason that twitter doesn't get rid of the nazis (in addition to Jack being a nazi) is that people hating/watching/opposing/keeping an eye on the nazis produces ~engagement~

Anyway I manually unchecked everything except "Weird Al Yankovic" and "egg"

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

I'll say this for the cybercar, it has excellent comedic instincts

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Greetings fellow goons, that vehicle is currently causing me some serious emotional hilarity. Is it possible for me to share that with you right now?

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Desperado Bones posted:

Can I post this here? (Xavier is not the idiot)

https://twitter.com/xrotnofsky/status/1197599468759076864

That's art :allears:

Edit: The poster said a group of MAGA chuds decided to post a public announcement for a small gathering on facebook. Them and their friend decided to check it out just for laughs and welp, laughs happened.
Taken down from Twitter, still on Vimeo, still amazing. The guy speaking at about 40 seconds in is so inarticulate I don't think he's ever has to articulate any of his thoughts before, ever.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

trickybiscuits posted:

Taken down from Twitter, still on Vimeo, still amazing. The guy speaking at about 40 seconds in is so inarticulate I don't think he's ever has to articulate any of his thoughts before, ever.

Well, the fact is, you know, hey, uh, hey the the the, they can, you know hey, it'll always be a battle.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Oh hey I didn't realize that happened 9 months after I was born. Neat.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Desperado Bones posted:

Can I post this here? (Xavier is not the idiot)

https://twitter.com/xrotnofsky/status/1197599468759076864

That's art :allears:

Edit: The poster said a group of MAGA chuds decided to post a public announcement for a small gathering on facebook. Them and their friend decided to check it out just for laughs and welp, laughs happened.

These guys are Nazi’s? Well, what do they have against us? *smug smirk* I mean were not, you know...



Jesus Christ.

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

The Saddest Rhino posted:

Why give my kids these books when I should just read them The Enigma of Amigara Fault so they know they will still suffer the sins of their ancestors forever

I thought the point of having kids read that is to teach them that theres a hole out there with their name on it and one day, like it or not, they're going in it.

Accordion Man
Nov 7, 2012


Buglord
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJNd_HtZH2g

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Captain Monkey posted:

These guys are Nazi’s? Well, what do they have against us? *smug smirk* I mean were not, you know...



Jesus Christ.

Well, what, uh, do they have against them, or is this groyper poo poo



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ia6rJUzlo

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

BORN ON A MOUNTAIN
RAISED IN A CAVE
CYBERTRUCKIN’ AND FUCKIN’
IS ALL I CRAVE.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/demanrisu/status/1197692354984984576

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
nationalize the mediguns

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

zoux posted:

Well, what, uh, do they have against them, or is this groyper poo poo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33ia6rJUzlo

I’m not sure, but the attitude of ‘golly these Nazis are threatening me not the people they should’ is gross to me.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Brawnfire posted:

Well, the fact is, you know, hey, uh, hey the the the, they can, you know hey, it'll always be a battle.

lol I didn't scroll up at first and assumed it was Elon at the CYBRTRK reveal

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos

Brawnfire posted:

Well, the fact is, you know, hey, uh, hey the the the, they can, you know hey, it'll always be a battle.
To clarify, the battle is to make the brain work.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/ambjohnbolton/status/1197900337690107904?s=21

John, we only are being nice to you because we think you might hurt Trump and the second we no longer think that...

Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I thought the point of having kids read that is to teach them that theres a hole out there with their name on it and one day, like it or not, they're going in it.

According to the Goons ITT, books, even children's books, are to be taken entirely literally. Gotta cancel love you forever before people start climbing ladders into their adult children's bedrooms

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



One More Fat Nerd posted:

I thought the point of having kids read that is to teach them that theres a hole out there with their name on it and one day, like it or not, they're going in it.

That's how they pay! There's a dream the protag has suggesting it was an ancient ritual a previous incarnation of his was forced to participate in for committing an unforgivable crime

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I thought the point of having kids read that is to teach them that theres a hole out there with their name on it and one day, like it or not, they're going in it.

Aw man that's a cursed as hell sentiment

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?
https://twitter.com/Bakari_Sellers/status/1197600761515008001?s=20

Staryberry
Oct 16, 2009

One More Fat Nerd posted:

I thought the point of having kids read that is to teach them that theres a hole out there with their name on it and one day, like it or not, they're going in it.

Nothing but Gashlycrumb Tinies for my kid!








As a mother, I don't like the Giving Tree because I don't like the idea that I am supposed to give and give and give to my kids until I'm worn down to a little stump. That's an unhealthy model for motherhood.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



https://i.imgur.com/GLsjHEO.mp4

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
When I read The Giving Tree, I just feel bad for not being as selfless as that tree.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Seldom Posts
Jul 4, 2010

Grimey Drawer

Staryberry posted:


As a mother, I don't like the Giving Tree because I don't like the idea that I am supposed to give and give and give to my kids until I'm worn down to a little stump. That's an unhealthy model for motherhood.

THE POINT OF THE BOOK IS TO TEACH KIDS EMPATHY FOR THE TREE/STUMP/PARENT

I gotta go lay down and yell at my kid to bring me a beer.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
The real villain behind Jeffrey Epstein being a massive nonce? The daughter of some minor landed gentry.

https://twitter.com/toadmeister/status/1197433146914025473?s=21

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I’m not sure how well known Toby Young is to non-Brits, but he’s most known for the saddest bachelor party and being a general friendless loser


https://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/the-day-i-stopped-believing-in-the-friendship-myth/amp/

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/andrewperezdc/status/1197919780726071298

Yeah that really makes me want to not try today's marijuana

EL BROMANCE posted:

I’m not sure how well known Toby Young is to non-Brits, but he’s most known for the saddest bachelor party and being a general friendless loser


https://www.spectator.co.uk/2016/06/the-day-i-stopped-believing-in-the-friendship-myth/amp/


https://twitter.com/ehananoki/status/1197959579226783746

Price of a troy ounce of gold (2.75g more than an imperial ounce, which this coin weighs) today is about $1450

zoux has a new favorite as of 20:46 on Nov 22, 2019

Hello Sailor
May 3, 2006

we're all mad here


Theatre Is Evil was a pretty good album.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


Too perfect, I'm thinking fake.


I wonder if Hillary ever spent some time on the Lolita Express?

Seldom Posts posted:

According to the Goons ITT, books, even children's books, are to be taken entirely literally. Gotta cancel love you forever before people start climbing ladders into their adult children's bedrooms

Congrats on not having abusive brokebrain parents, I'm terrified my mother might show up after digging up my address to yell at/cry at/throw poo poo at me. The same sort of MY LITTLE BOY (spot the problem) obsessiveness is unarguably unhealthy. And pretending that media, especially children's media, doesn't have the ability to imprint expectations and desires onto people?
<bernie voice> EVERY! AMERICAN! DESERVES! CARE! WITH! A! MEDGUN! It's time for the workers and common people of the country build our own LV3 turrets! TELEPORTER. INFRASTRUCTURE. MUST BE FIXED!

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/ehananoki/status/1197959579226783746

Price of a troy ounce of gold (2.75g more than an imperial ounce, which this coin weighs) today is about $1450

You have to admit they did a good job on the skin tone, at least.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1197953122934636545?s=21

Hmmmm but what franchise do they mean

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/andrewperezdc/status/1197919780726071298

Yeah that really makes me want to not try today's marijuana



https://twitter.com/ehananoki/status/1197959579226783746

Price of a troy ounce of gold (2.75g more than an imperial ounce, which this coin weighs) today is about $1450

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it Karat for gold, and carat for gems

You'd think Trump of all people would know how to market gold

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Data Graham posted:

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it Karat for gold, and carat for gems

You'd think Trump of all people would know how to market gold
No I wouldn't.

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



zoux posted:

{Toby Young Tweet}

Holy crap, don't know how I didn't see that. Even in a day involving the Wohl calendar, Toby Young still manages to be the absolute goddamned worst.

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