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magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

SardonicTyrant posted:

Video Games for Wine Moms.

A version of Her Story where you have to figure out which member of your book club is lying about reading this month's book.



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

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Heather Papps

hello friend


SardonicTyrant posted:

Video Games for Wine Moms.

cabernet crush



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

SardonicTyrant posted:

Video Games for Wine Moms.

They aren't already? :confused:

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you

SardonicTyrant posted:

Video Games for Wine Moms.

beware of cougar: a dating sim populated by your son's frat brothers

TheShrike

You mechs may have copper wiring to re-route your fear of pain, but I've got nerves of steel.
the sims

Cubone

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
mercury is in retro gaming

google THIS

Oh no I would never install antivirus software on my child's gaming rig, it causes autism.

Harold Fjord
I only lost because mysterious red strings in my controller are causing input lag.

Cubone posted:

mercury is in retro gaming

google THIS posted:

Oh no I would never install antivirus software on my child's gaming rig, it causes autism.


nut

*zooms out as far as possible on simearth*

*stands up and looks at my flatscreen tv from the side*


I-I knew it

canyoneer


I only have canyoneyes for you
waiting until the lunar new year at midnight at january 25 2020 to buy the new pokemon game because i want to increase my chances of catching a rat type pokemon

El Spider

Sitting inside an old church building circa 200X (highschol btw) listening to a guy talk about how he knows drake :discourse:, they make music together :eek: how they both could have sex with so many girls :lolplant: but they choose not to because its un-christian :dukedoge: How instead they choose to jack off :hb:but also must fight the temptation due to the inevitable blindness and hairy palms it will cause if they do not abstain:redass:. And of course how him and drake call each other on Sundays to talk each other out of having sex and jacking off— for Very Christian Reasons :dogbutton:

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Escape From Noise

I don't really know anything about Drake other than that sample of him in that Skepta song. This added dimensions.

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
*at the grocery store, feeling overwhelmed by the amount of options for frozen chicken nuggets*

"man the craft nugget scene really has exploded"



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

google THIS

(suppressing a shudder after dunking my nugget in 200 IBU honey mustard sauce) Oh, that's good.

nut

i'm..i'm tasting *smacks lips* an airiness to the breading

man offering samples at the grocery store: yeah they crumpled up old hotdog buns for the crust

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
*store attendant noticing me eyeing the ranch dressing*

"here, try this one, it's cask fermented."



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

Finger Prince


Call me a purist, but a true nug is just mechanically separated chicken, salt, water, and hydrogenated vegetable oil, as prescribed in the Huhnheitsgebot of 1516.

The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Not really a joke per se, but I made a whole batch of cookies intending to eat them one by one over the course of the week, but I'm eating them all right now because they're delicious. Somebody halp

Kaiser Schnitzel

Schnitzel mit uns


The Clowner posted:

Not really a joke per se, but I made a whole batch of cookies intending to eat them one by one over the course of the week, but I'm eating them all right now because they're delicious. Somebody halp

send me cookies i will help


https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!


The Klowner

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

send me cookies i will help

Ok sounds good thank you

E: WAAAAY-DAAA-MIHHH-NIHHH

mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
Does that "Nintendon't" zinger still sting? Talk about losing the battle but winning the war!

magic cactus

We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.
electric scooter gangs for millennials



Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

got any sevens

by Cyrano4747

google THIS posted:

Oh no I would never install antivirus software on my child's gaming rig, it causes autism.

lmao

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nut

who is ur favourite marx brother?

Ipso
Facto
Skid

Heather Papps

hello friend


Which is Your fave stooge?
Iggy, ziggy stardust, or clyde?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
your favorite ghost: inky, blinky, pinky, or gustave flaubert

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Gene Hackman Fan

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

nut posted:

who is ur favourite marx brother?

Ipso
Facto
Skid

:hmbol:

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FreshCutFries

magic cactus posted:

electric scooter gangs for millennials

they use vape clouds to hide their numbers

ellie the beep

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.
conquistadors roasting new world birds as they roast them

cnqtdr a: jajajaja adm is that what i think it is???

cnqtdr b: it looks EXACTLY like the pavo

cnqtdr b: but like lazy and short and dumpy

cnqtdr c: holy poo poo our pavos are so much better

cnqtdr c: pavo REAL compared to these sons of bitches


thnak u pot smoke phoeni u'r a real pal <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

ellie the beep

Vaginas, my subject.
Plane hulls, my medium.


thnak u pot smoke phoeni u'r a real pal <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

SardonicTyrant

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



A super summersault is where you tumble but also suck your own dick in one motion.

nut

a hummersault

vanisher

SardonicTyrant posted:

A super summersault is where you tumble but also suck your own dick in one motion.

Little known fact: Mark Somer is the inventor of the original and it did include sucking your own dick in the very first version

wearing a lampshade

To whomever wrote a block-long thesis on the sidewalk in Vancouver:
- very poignant observation on the death toll of the dtes and the complicity of municipal government and the police.
- re: "china is building 6,000,000 robots by 2021! They want to take over the PLANET" - please include citations
- excellent spraycanmanship. Glad to see someone is keeping the art of handwriting alive, albeit in spraycan form. I think block letters would allow for easier reading however - please consider your audience.

mountaincat

The first part is about sand-
wiches. The second part is
about morality.
You dont want to see a big stack of jerks when you open the door at a party or at a business conference. You dont want to see a big pile of jerks lying on top of each other going nya bla nya bla bla. You dont want to see it. Did a big group of jerks get in a huddle and then fall over? Is that what that is? It doesnt matter they are all jerks. Get out of there.

the unabonger
delivering bad news in internet cute animal posting language

the unabonger
your gwandma got camcer and bied last nite UWU

the unabonger
ah gently caress quote is not edit

the unabonger
himbs such a roumd boy, he has diabeetus

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the unabonger
wamt am divorce

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