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ryonguy posted:Pat is fishmech. I could see Pat having a server full of archived homegroan for sure.
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 17:43 |
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:gently caress Roast Beef, Marry Ray, Kill Pat Dracula ain't got much money this week.
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# ? Nov 17, 2019 18:17 |
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Peanut Butler posted:I think my favorite thing about Ramses is that he's very vulnerable but masks it with aggression, which is very much a thing of many older dudes There's also a strip where he gets rear-ended at a stop light which I think is the anger management mantra strip. Can't find it
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 02:51 |
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CannonFodder posted:Ramses also can't stand Ray's floppy-arm walk. Jesus Christ, boy. https://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=04072014 Took me two seconds because I remembered it was at the end of the penny arc, since everyone was thinking his new girlfriend was Penny before that arc just kind of...stopped.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 02:58 |
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For a guy who makes fun of people who know what kind of tires are on their car, Onstad sure gave Beef and Ramses some good Fords
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 04:08 |
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I ain't mind sayin' that I spent a lot of time in 2014 looking for excuses to use the phrase "[x] must wander the sands of my violence" and consistently, sadly coming up short.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 04:23 |
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Phy posted:For a guy who makes fun of people who know what kind of tires are on their car, Onstad sure gave Beef and Ramses some good Fords People who care about tire brands are like people who care about casemods.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 04:27 |
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Phy posted:For a guy who makes fun of people who know what kind of tires are on their car, Onstad sure gave Beef and Ramses some good Fords I think this is probably a case where he himself is actually acutely aware of what tires are on his car.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 07:03 |
Johnny Aztec posted:Achewood, but it's a D&D setting. What's everyones classes and alignments? Mr. Bear is Neutral Good, neither adhering to the law nor flaunting it for no reason. Ray is Chaotic Good, because "being in trouble is a fake idea." While often selfish I cannot think of a point in the comic where Ray showed unprovoked malice towards others. Perhaps the Jeeps? But the Jeeps were an instrument of authority. Nice Pete is Lawful Neutral, but his Circumstances compel him to make the murder activity. However, his rigorous dedication to a personal and ethical code are more defining -- he follows a Law, but it is not the typical one. Teodor is Neutral, because he is unwilling to make moral decisions even when compelled. He tends to act in a vaguely positive manner when left to himself, but this is not a moral choice. Todd is Chaotic Neutral, in the old vein of being completely unpredictable from minute to minute. Kyle is also Chaotic Neutral in the more recent mold: He will flaunt society and is not driven by love of his fellow man, but does not seek out acts of evil or malice. Vlad is Lawful Evil, using the mechanisms of society in order to further his ambitions. His evil is largely concealed as the primary victim is Pat, who is the next on our list, but Vlad will absolutely destroy you in order to sell "Jewishness World Tour" printout papers. He will, however, not strike you with his fist. Pat is Neutral Evil, driven entirely by selfishness and willing to both use and undermines the mechanisms of society in order to further his own aims. He is a nuisance to the community. Lie Bot is Chaotic Evil, sowing chaos and ignorance wherever he goes through elaborate deceptions for no reason save his own pleasure or nature. Roast Beef is neutral with good tendencies.
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 07:57 |
You make strong points, but I don't think there's any way a serial killer gets to be not evil. There's a strong case for lawful evil, though..
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 09:32 |
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^^also yeah, switch nice pete and vlad imo.Nessus posted:Phillipe is Lawful Good. His incompetence does not disguise his desire to follow the rules and be a special, good boy. is kyle lyles twin brother?
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 10:02 |
Compelling points. I blame my misidentification of Lemmy's death's roommate on the consumption of overripe cheeses
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 11:28 |
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Alright everybody! It's time to see my rear end!
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 19:15 |
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EBB posted:Alright everybody! It's time to see my rear end! BOO TO THAT
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 20:00 |
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SUCCESS! SUCCESS!
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 21:44 |
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Angry_Ed posted:BOO TO THAT it just looks like this
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# ? Nov 18, 2019 23:58 |
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Roobanguy posted:^^also yeah, switch nice pete and vlad imo. lol this mf said kyle
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 00:39 |
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(Big talk from a man who's one burned out headlight away from the electric chair.)
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 03:11 |
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Deathlove posted:Yes, Ramses would order it, but would he go in an IHOP? Seems impossible to me. May the good Lord grant patience to a simple man who, after a full night's drive across the lands, wants nothing more than to enjoy a breakfast that sings of the bounteous American spirit in crepuscular peace. That such a predawn calm might be interrupted when an ill-naped fool darkens his booth to crack wise about a stranger's meal is surely both penance and trial to a man trying to keep to a new way of dealin' with the impertinent sons of uncouth mothers.
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# ? Nov 19, 2019 07:06 |
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Ramses is not going to any fuckin' IHOP, he's a full-on rare steak and hard-assed fried eggs at Waffle House kinda dude. And yes on the rare occasion he decides to indulge in a starch you better believe he demands those hash browns be scattered smothered covered and capped.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 19:36 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Ramses is not going to any fuckin' IHOP, he's a full-on rare steak and hard-assed fried eggs at Waffle House kinda dude. And yes on the rare occasion he decides to indulge in a starch you better believe he demands those hash browns be scattered smothered covered and capped. Fun fact, there are zero waffle houses in CA. It’s primarily a southeastern thing.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 20:45 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:Ramses is not going to any fuckin' IHOP, he's a full-on rare steak and hard-assed fried eggs at Waffle House kinda dude. And yes on the rare occasion he decides to indulge in a starch you better believe he demands those hash browns be scattered smothered covered and capped. This is the sort of stuff that pot-bellied soft-dads that ride Harleys only on Saturday afternoons believe.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 20:48 |
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Men who wear their phones on a holster.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 20:56 |
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:And yes on the rare occasion he decides to indulge in a starch you better believe he demands those hash browns be scattered smothered covered and capped. Pat gets them steamed and diced. Lyle gets them burnt and double topped. Cornelius gets sliced tomatoes instead.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 20:56 |
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Hash browns are a nightshade. No matter if they're topped, smothered, capped, or whatever, they're going to inflame you.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 21:06 |
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Pershing posted:Pat gets them steamed and diced. Lyle knows what goes on in a Waffle House kitchen, he's probably been fired from a few, he just doesn't give a poo poo.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 21:10 |
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Pham Nuwen posted:Lyle knows what goes on in a Waffle House kitchen, he's probably been fired from a few, he just doesn't give a poo poo. Lyle's the one selling them the dope, we all know this.
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# ? Nov 20, 2019 21:17 |
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This reminds me of ACE OF GRADES! which is one of those perfect strips that Achewood did so well.
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 00:45 |
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Jerusalem posted:This reminds me of ACE OF GRADES! which is one of those perfect strips that Achewood did so well. I would seriously take a class that was about learning to be a line cook in a lovely restaurant.
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 01:23 |
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I would seriously take a class that was about learning to be a line cook in a lovely restaurant. I bet if you check you'll find tons of places offering paid internships in exactly that. Did anyone else read that strip as Lyle actually got a class somehow and that is verbatim what transpired?
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 04:33 |
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I had a little doodle one of my students did on the back of an assignment that said "Ace of Grades" on it and had totally forgotten that Lyle strip. I used to have it pinned up on the little corkboard next to my desk but I lost it with a bunch of other cute stuff when I switched offices. I wonder if they read Achewood or if that's just the joke you go to when you're thinking about Motorhead in class.
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 07:22 |
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Jerusalem posted:This reminds me of ACE OF GRADES! which is one of those perfect strips that Achewood did so well. I still laugh when I think about "gangster rap about burning down zoos". prefect fucked around with this message at 11:23 on Nov 21, 2019 |
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Pham Nuwen posted:Lyle knows what goes on in a Waffle House kitchen, he's probably been fired from a few, he just doesn't give a poo poo. Lyle was the reason Waffle House started a chain-wide Do Not Hire list.
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 14:42 |
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Who What Now posted:This is the sort of stuff that pot-bellied soft-dads that ride Harleys only on Saturday afternoons believe. I don't believe those guys have opinions about Ramses Smuckles, a cartoon character in a dead webcomic, at all.
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 15:43 |
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Lyle probably managed a Waffle House in his younger, more buttoned-down days. Since Darlene died, I don't think he can work in a place where he can't fight off DTs by slurping up the leftovers at the bottom of cocktail glasses.
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 16:48 |
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Seldom Posts posted:I don't believe those guys have opinions about Ramses Smuckles, a cartoon character in a dead webcomic, at all. That's where you're wrong, kiddo
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 17:28 |
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boo_radley posted:May the good Lord grant patience to a simple man who, after a full night's drive across the lands, wants nothing more than to enjoy a breakfast that sings of the bounteous American spirit in crepuscular peace. https://www.achewood.com/index.php?date=03052009
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# ? Nov 21, 2019 19:26 |
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it's weird that "hella porno" is what got Beef to go back to Earth when he had the "Fuckin'" print there there on the wall of Pat's rocket I have been thinking about this lately
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# ? Nov 23, 2019 01:31 |
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JethroMcB posted:it's weird that "hella porno" is what got Beef to go back to Earth when he had the "Fuckin'" print there there on the wall of Pat's rocket But would you call those titties rude? You don't miss out on the RUDEST titties.
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