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Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

nawledgelambo posted:

lol its people like shapcap that im glad are pouring thousands of dollars into this

also upper class on a 747 is basically coach on an airbus a350, this dude clearly isnt as "well-off" as he leads on to be, what a fuckin schmuck

https://twitter.com/ADIShapCap/status/1197290024028516352
https://twitter.com/ADIShapCap/status/1197311108652163073

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nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
also for a refresher shapcap was the one who made some fisher price cosplay and was the volunteer autist who was directing traffic and telling people their time was up taking pictures on it for the lifesize dragonfly they brought last year and no, he wasn't being paid for it

I don't know why I think thats funny

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/ADIShapCap/status/1166504391618322432

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

The question on everyone's mind: will Chris wear black?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012



Ok so it was a $30 pledge, and I turned it into 2 full games.

I think I won Star Citizen

RE: Shapcap seems like a real huge douche to be around, hopefully it's just his internet persona

Who the gently caress pretends to be all hoity toity on a 747?

Bro rent a private jet and we will talk about how much better you are than everyone else... I say that now but I bet some monster tool like Montoya literally would rent a private jet to show up to this event looking like a big boy

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010




https://twitter.com/ADIShapCap/status/994780743581790208/photo/1

Regrettable
Jan 5, 2010



nawledgelambo posted:

also for a refresher shapcap was the one who made some fisher price cosplay and was the volunteer autist who was directing traffic and telling people their time was up taking pictures on it for the lifesize dragonfly they brought last year and no, he wasn't being paid for it

I don't know why I think thats funny

Because it is funny that he's such a bitch loser.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Rotten Red Rod posted:

SoCal as in LA or San Diego?
the middle. OC

Zushio
May 8, 2008
Is it bad that I unironically enjoy reading The Fourth Stimpire whenever someone posts it?

Shazback
Jan 26, 2013

no_recall posted:

ITS TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ShitizenConned 2019 Raffle!

Top 3 Prizes: a month of Humble Monthly!

SO. Lets get to it.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tMAP0fg-AKScI3S3VjrDW3OaLO4zgBA1RSYoQOQoNSI/edit#gid=1694467207

Current Funding.
2019-11-19 $241,227,605

GUESS THE NUMBER ON THE FUNDING TRACKER BY 1st DEC.

GO.

p/s: Please quote this so I don't have an excuse accidentally exclude your participation.

e: Participation closes the minutes before the Con. Nov 23 1PM GMT. (or when the Stream Begins).

Put me down for $ 264,300,000

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





Zushio posted:

Is it bad that I unironically enjoy reading The Fourth Stimpire whenever someone posts it?
:allbuttons:
Yes.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

Read that as failcon :v:

Nellistos
Mar 2, 2013
skipped couple of thousand posts, did i miss it? if not livestream countdown?

edit: nvm https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/launch?iso=20191123T13&p0=302&msg=CITIZENCON&font=sanserif

Nellistos fucked around with this message at 03:11 on Nov 23, 2019

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

no_recall posted:

Updates:

WHEN IS SHITCON STARTING? CLICK > https://timee.io/20191123T1300?tl=CItizenCon

34 hours as of this post.

It's going to be interesting as the raffle ends in the middle of the sale before the big ships. Good luck all!

Agony Aunt I'm going for a cool 260 million.
Jobbo_Fett 247,861,935
Dogeh $262, 426, 969
monkeytek $248,424,242
Bubbacub $247,696,969
Quavers $250,424,242
spacetoaster 1$
Thoatse 247,420,069
his nibs $265,227,605
Baxta 258,522,420
Kosumo $248,457,941 (Just like Chris Roberts game design, I too pulled it out of my rear end)
Zaphod42 1m
Koil $251,947,069
jarlywarly $255,328,603
Jonny Shiloh $261,135,996 +/- $1
Sanya Juutilainen 255,420,069
Mr.PayDay so I am going with $252,020,24.
Peter.Quint $254,603,497
UnknownTarget 250,000,000
precision $255,743,119
Zazz Razzamatazz $267,999,999
Bofast $267,593,481
Inacio 258,000,000
GoingPostal $258,895,345 in successful jpeg sales.
Viscous Soda $242,779,811.99
TheAgent $246,948,655
AutismVaccine 252,080,085
Spatial 246,512,768
h3isenbug 256,789,012
Sabreseven $248,902,021
Dragonrah $253,769,823
Ponzi $265,000,000
Zzr $251,227,605
downout $253,112,149.45
Blue On Blue $260,000,000.69
The Titanic This will bring them to around: $249,842,042.42
Sandweed $246,948,658
Dark Off 249 million euros (250 million euros was already taken)
Dwesa $248,420,069
DigitalPenny $252,639,487.69
Taintrunner $245,150,420
Orions Lord $266.666.666
Colostomy Bag 263,100,100
commando in tophat $262,424,244
zebedy $251,000,000
Kikas Sign me up for 265,213,721 dollaridoos
Beexoffel My guess:$246,473,284.
Bootcha In honor of the new SQ54, $254,545,454.
Hazamuth $257,024,024
Barfolemew $251,345,678
Aramoro I'm going to go for the mathematically calculated value of 242199498
Iceclaw Put me down at a cool255,000,000.
1500 $261,227,605
Midnight Voyager $255,420,693
SoMoteItBe $254,421,541
Differo Cathedra $262,114,501 #IBelieveInChris

$264,666,666 AMERICAN DOLLARS and SIXTY SIX cents. (gently caress! 266 was already taken)

Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard
https://reddit.com/r/starcitizen_refunds/comments/e0ayb6/i_feel_this_citizencon_might_be_a_disaster/f8d0zh4

quote:

“Let me preface this by saying I think CR is a bitch. That being said, idk why people here circlejerk about citizencon being fake. Pre-2018, I agree, they were all pretty much faked. But ever since last year, CR stated that they'll be focusing on showing things that are close to release. Last year, everything they showed at their keynote, made it into the game (techdemo) about a month later.
The say that this citizencon will be another faked debauchery is ignorant, considering the rebranding CR is striving for. You can even quote me on this, this year's keynote will only show off Microtech, clouds/weather, and crusader(OR jump point). No space worms, no fauna, only poo poo they KNOW they'll be delivering soon.”

Yay, they put everything they promised, the whole 8% of of milestones, into the PTU.
The 92 % missing was postponed to 2020, but CIG only show now what they can deliver soon!

Star Citizen: Rebranding for poo poo they KNOW they deliver. Soon

Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard

Scruffpuff posted:

CitizensConned is a such a great event. We, who have paid nothing, and don't have to attend, get the most out of it with endless laughs. The backers, who are hosed regularly to the point of anal road rash, pay to attend, and get nothing in return.

It's like the event was meant for us.

And on top of it it is funny, that an Alpha PTU that just added caves will have a con beside dentists, considering their job mainly is about holes and digging as well
:thunk:

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008





loving 2am start. What bullshit. Ah well, at least I'll get to see the all important Crobbers wrap-up.

Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard

TheAgent posted:

jesus loving christ almight whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

guess they are goin all in on their euro backers and loving over everyone else lol

Of course, it was obvious with the german Gamestar Shills some days ago:
8 (!) pages of full coverage, twice the amount of pages that regular AAA titles and studios and actual released usually get.

Zero criticism, plain lies and praise. Just in time for the Denial Con. The German whales will love it. It is advertising covered as „game journalism“. The Gamestar staff has bought several ships and got some codes and free stuff.

The german SC fan base might even be the biggest, no other country has the top 2 PC Game Magazines shilling and advertising this blatantly.
The Foundry studio is in Germany as well.

https://imgur.com/a/zQIrN6u

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

UnknownTarget posted:

Question: was the stimpire thing from a backer or did a goon write it?

Like was said, it was a backer. It was posted in the "fan fiction" sub forum at the time. Funny thing is no one reported the sickening truths (because CIG gave no two damns) so the post sat there for perhaps a few days before moderation action which was the funny part.

I will say, most were aghast at what was written. He basically apologized, saying he he only wanted to contribute to the community.

For my part, after the debacle I reached out to him asking to join his org but never heard back from him.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

The Rabbi T. White posted:

loving 2am start. What bullshit. Ah well, at least I'll get to see the all important Crobbers wrap-up.

Consider yourself lucky.

Dogeh
Aug 30, 2017

ShitMeter: -------------|- 99%

Solarin posted:

The question on everyone's mind: will Chris wear black?

He's going with Fuchsia Black this time.
His Cerise Black, last CitizenCon, turned out to be a fashion faux pas.

Every CitizenCon, I long for Bunnyman to show up.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard
https://twitter.com/Wiborg1978/status/1197945488458342402

AngusPodgorny
Jun 3, 2004

Please to be restful, it is only a puffin that has from the puffin place outbroken.

Mr.PayDay posted:

Of course, it was obvious with the german Gamestar Shills some days ago:
8 (!) pages of full coverage, twice the amount of pages that regular AAA titles and studios and actual released usually get.

Zero criticism, plain lies and praise. Just in time for the Denial Con. The German whales will love it. It is advertising covered as „game journalism“. The Gamestar staff has bought several ships and got some codes and free stuff.

The german SC fan base might even be the biggest, no other country has the top 2 PC Game Magazines shilling and advertising this blatantly.
The Foundry studio is in Germany as well.

https://imgur.com/a/zQIrN6u
Derek Smart needs to take some German lessons. He is leaving an entire front in the war against CIG undefended.

Viscous Soda
Apr 24, 2004

NumptyScrub posted:

FYI Pacific is UTC-8, so 13:00 UTC is 5am Pacific, 8am Eastern

It's all going to end up recorded somewhere, don't gently caress up your sleep patterns just for this shitshow :ohdear:

Welp, looks like I'm not gonna be watching it live. Someone make sure to get the raw footage, GIG love to edit out their gaffs.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

SelenicMartian posted:

What Chris really needs to top this week:





The ramp on the Tesla gave me flashbacks. I was half expecting the ATV to clip through it, or it to start vibrating angrily.

nawledgelambo
Nov 8, 2016

Immersion chariot
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/e08ynf/i_think_cig_didnt_liked_my_picture_of_the_carrack/



so for those out of the loop they basically unintentionally leaked with this table that the carrack isn't coming til February now when it was supposed to be in this next patch or whatever

they threw some sheets over it after it made its way to reddit

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

Incredibly excited for dental hygiene.

tak
Jan 31, 2003

lol demowned
Grimey Drawer
Ugh this thread is creepy

UnknownTarget
Sep 5, 2019

Pshhh...I'm excited for all the gaffs of Citizencon tomorrow. My SO and I are going to make fun of it together - here's to hoping it's as bad as the sand worm livestream! When was that anyway - 2017?

rePool
Apr 18, 2019

Undercover Goon.

So long and thanks for all the fish

Always had a weird vibe about this guy. :stalker:

Someone who puts a picture of himself and CR as their profile pic while fanboying the game just comes off as one of those celebrity stalker types. The guy seems stalkerish obsessed to the point he'd do anything Chris asked of him.

Yuck.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Oh gently caress I have to get up early for this? drat

BumbleOne
Jul 1, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

looooooool

sadly i cant watch DentalCon live because i am helping a colleague to move to another appartment. (T_T)

Mailer
Nov 4, 2009

Have you accepted The Void as your lord and savior?

Blue On Blue posted:

Who the gently caress pretends to be all hoity toity on a 747?

It wasn't explicitly stated, but in my mind the canon is that he didn't volunteer to be ship model security and instead just decided he was. There's a good galaxy brain meme in that which starts at pledging to SC and ends at trying to pretend to be part of the team making SC.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I really think that dude was just foreshadowing the return of Starfleet Dental

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
Oh, man Black Friday sales, wooooo

Buy a Stimperor account for $200,000

skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017

So I've been away from Star Citizen for what seems like a short period of time (4-5 weeks); and this thread grow by several thousand posts.

On the other hand, it looks like there hasn't been anything new in the Star Citizen world. Just more delays and stuff being pushed to future builds.

Anyway happy CitCon everyone; this should be some awesome comedy!

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer


~one extracts wisdom teeth for money, the other extracts money due to an absence of wisdom~

anyway, that's my conference pun

skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017

This 3.8 ship delay announcement thread is such a poo poo-show:

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/spectrum/community/SC/forum/3/thread/star-citizen-alpha-3-8-ship

skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017

no_recall posted:

ITS TIME FOR THE ANNUAL ShitizenConned 2019 Raffle!

Top 3 Prizes: a month of Humble Monthly!

SO. Lets get to it.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1tMAP0fg-AKScI3S3VjrDW3OaLO4zgBA1RSYoQOQoNSI/edit#gid=1694467207

Current Funding.
2019-11-19 $241,227,605

GUESS THE NUMBER ON THE FUNDING TRACKER BY 1st DEC.

GO.

p/s: Please quote this so I don't have an excuse accidentally exclude your participation.

e: Participation closes the minutes before the Con. Nov 23 1PM GMT. (or when the Stream Begins).



Please put me down for $253,284,764.

skeletors_condom fucked around with this message at 09:52 on Nov 23, 2019

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MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Pixelate posted:

Hmm, something similar in Agent’s AMD post:


Why the hell would new gamemodes make any kind of sense at this point? Other than: Because they’re easier to do than actually improving the PU...

What does your heart tell you? Star Marine surprise come back déjà vu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX0r6DsvXAU

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