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plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

computer angel posted:

What is the joke

My guess is she got spayed

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Kennel posted:



The current events are happening around the narrowest part of Little Belt. Obviously they should have used the bridge. it wasn't built until 1935



I'm Arhus, in the middle of Arstreet

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

plainswalker75 posted:

My guess is she got spayed

She's no longer in heat. Dog's mad that he didn't get to bang her.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

computer angel posted:

What is the joke

Dog was in the "Bitch's Box" while in heat.


Nenonen posted:

She's no longer in heat. Dog's mad that he didn't get to bang her.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


TofuDiva posted:

Hey, Onion has lost his quotation marks! Finally!
Ages ago. And it's a tragedy. :colbert:

Johnny Walker posted:

Hey James Allen posted this.

So it's a one-armed gorilla tackling some kind of half human, half gorilla-arm?

Because that shoulder doesn't seem to be in the right position to be attached to the gorilla, and the gorilla certainly doesn't seem to be carrying the human.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
hehe, middelfart

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

Rhymes with Orange



Pros and Inaccurate Factoids



Retail



Get Fuzzy 11/21/1999

Grogquock
May 2, 2009

computer angel posted:

What is the joke

She no longer be in heat and thus is boring again. TBF he probably could tell from down below. Beaten 1000 times.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Poil posted:

There's the Spiderman we know and love. :)
I was going to say I can't believe we're back up to this storyline so quickly, but also now I can't believe that was three years ago.

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017

Johnny Walker posted:



Tomorrow should just be a series of panels showing Mary's face changing from happy interest in the story, to a brow-furrowing show of concern, to outright disgust.

Also, after all that happened, the absolute dealbreaker should be that when she asked for space (which, I assume, was just her trying to be nice as she dropped him), Wilbur wouldn't give her that for even a short period of time.

:same: Though I'm going to be so disappointed if Mary tells Estelle to give Wilbur another chance.


I'd say there's even chance of Comics-Vargo getting killed in the landslide or having to have Mark Trail save him and show who's the real king of the outdoors here.

Julet Esqu posted:



Les SHOULD have somebody in his house who doesn't hate him.

I'm surprised Les didn't get Moe here, what with it looking more distinct than the rest. And foster cats need to be returned because they're going to a shelter or someone else wants to adopt them. Knowing Team Evans, they'll make Les attached to the cat before ripping it off from him.

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Poor cats.
I had technical difficulties with Chrome this morning. Hardware acceleration was loving things up? Iunno.

Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

She can't you little poo poo she's making instant scalloped potatos.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I'm Arhus, in the middle of Arstreet

I’m Assens, in the rear end end of nowhere.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Johnny Walker posted:

Hey James Allen posted this.



Mark Trail has got quite the rear end.

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
My Dad is Dracula


Pickles


Yesteday's Zits

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

duz posted:

Mark Trail has got quite the rear end.

Despite the name, Donkey Kong is not an rear end!

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Sally Forth



Skippy (July 18, 1932)



Peanuts (November 24, 1972)



Funky Winkerbean



Crankshaft



9 Chickweed Lane



Rip Haywire



Thimble Theater (June 23, 1936)



Out Our Way (August 17-19, 1933)







Dok's "Looks Like He's Just Been Dipped" Duck (December 3 and 5, 1912)



Angular Cyrus
May 29, 2007

everything is so much harder than it looks
King Aroo 7/3/53


They'll Do It Every Time 5/31/46


Mopsy 6/11/42

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Angular Cyrus posted:


They'll Do It Every Time 5/28/46



this man is in bed with shoes on

Savidudeosoo
Feb 12, 2016

Pelican, a Bag Man

sweeperbravo posted:

this man is in bed with shoes on

They'll do it everytime!

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

readingatwork posted:



Robbie and Bobby (Sept 12 and 15, 2014)










The art in this is reminding me of Boumeries for some reason


Savidudeosoo posted:

They'll do it everytime!

MRS SPRINKLE MAKES THE BED UP JUST SO... BUT WHEN THE OLD MAN GETS HOME...

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
The Lockhorns What the hell is Leroy sitting at?


Brewster Rockit Space Guy


On The Fastrack


Safe Havens


Kevin & Kell


Mother Goose & Grim


Hagar The Horrible


Sherman's Lagoon


Frazz

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

FrumpleOrz posted:

Mother Goose & Grim

drat, that’s some serious jaundice.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


In today's Corto Maltese: That's the problem with Catholicism aesthetics; the need for martyrs all the bally time, or Banshee and Corto share a moment (and also we get to realise why Guiness has that logo!, or To this day, the British occupation of Ireland is very rarely discussed in general British society; hell, we never even touched upon it in my school years. Needless to say, this results in a vast population of people in Britain having some incredible pants-on-head takes regarding the status of Ireland and Northern Ireland, leading to some in the Irish diaspora to coin the wonderful phrase 'tansplaining'.





And so ends our tale of woe and intrigue! Join us next time, won't you, for a tale involving the real gentry of Britain; just be sure not to bring anything made of iron, in...

Vargo
Dec 27, 2008

'Cuz it's KILLIN' ME!

FrumpleOrz posted:

Mother Goose & Grim



There's about a 50/50 split between "Mike Peterson hosed up the term 'tramp stamp'" and "Mike Peterson wrote 'tramp stamp' originally and the syndicate made him change it, thus loving up the joke."

rannum
Nov 3, 2012

it is so perfectly holbrook that the end of the world is being acknowledged as a thing that is having repercussions and he focuses on another marriage for the pile (and also, a ton of offscreen marriages!)

shine on you crazy diamond

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

sweeperbravo posted:

this man is in bed with shoes on

He was extremely drunk when he went to bed.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

FrumpleOrz posted:

Mother Goose & Grim

plainswalker75 posted:

My guess is she got spayed

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Arlo and Janis



Tina's Groove Classic (May 1, 2008)



Arlo and Janis Classic (May 1, 1998)



Garfield Classic (May 1, 1988)

Strontium
Aug 28, 2009

Dexter didn't much care for the party.
Daddy Daze



Take It From the Tinkersons



Dark Side of the Horse



Viivi & Wagner

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
Surgeon's Tales


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Gustaf_Wrangel

Nancy



Dustin


Mandrake

amigolupus
Aug 25, 2017


Your brother cracked his head on the cement and could be bleeding out right now and you're laughing at him, you horrible little goblin.


Holy poo poo. That is one hell of a thing to drop on your kid. This story is going places, huh? :stare:


On one hand, this strip doesn't involve everyone abusing Dustin or terrible boomer opinions. On the other hand, I don't want a reminder that Ed fucks.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

amigolupus posted:

Holy poo poo. That is one hell of a thing to drop on your kid. This story is going places, huh? :stare:

We've had a few glimpses into the home life of and relationship between Ruth and her mom over the years. She's a good, bright kid, and the way her mother has been trying to nurture that while having to actively work against her own (arguably earned) bitterness and cynicism has been, well, pretty well-depicted!

FrumpleOrz
Feb 12, 2014

Perhaps you have not been to the *Playground*.
The *Playground* is for Taalo and for Orz, but *Campers* can go.
It more fun than several.
You can go there for too much fun.
Ed is sour and bitter though.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Forget Funky Winkerbean, this needs spoiler tags.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Pastry of the Year posted:

Arlo and Janis Classic (May 1, 1998)


Wow, holy poo poo. gently caress you.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Old School Peanuts (Apr 2, 1951)



FYI at this point in the strip Schulz didn't do comics on Sunday which is when April 1st fell on this time around.


Calvin and Hobbes (Sept 13-14, 1986)





Robbie and Bobby (Sept 16-17, 2014)



Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



That Angry Charlie Brown is amazing

Star Wars is still worried about a traitor





Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro

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A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Mikl posted:

Wow, holy poo poo. gently caress you.

Seriously. But at least since it's Arlo and Janis that the lovely character is supposed to be a lovely character, not one which the reader is expected to identify and/or sympathize with. "I wish I'd never had you!" isn't the ha ha funny punchline.

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